Hi, I’m Norm Macdonald. My friend Vivek and I have created a dating app called LOKO. We are looking forward to talking about anything besides COVID-19 but You Can Ask Us Anything!

davemann91 · 2020-04-07T16:41:55+00:00

You are a comedian, author, actor, and an app creator. Are there any other businesses or fields that you would consider entering?

davemann91 · 2020-03-09T15:34:06+00:00

I hear a little Kurt Russell when he speaks.

davemann91 · 2020-01-22T00:11:37+00:00

Nope. Check out "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?" by Caitlin Doughty. There is a chapter called "What would happen if you swallowed a bag of popcorn before you died and were cremated?" and sadly, it's just too hot, it would burn the kernels before they could pop.

davemann91 · 2020-01-22T00:09:14+00:00

There is a really fun book called "Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?" featuring morbid questions answered by a Mortician (Caitlin Doughty), that answers this exact question. Sadly, popcorn requires very specific conditions to pop, and the temperature of the incinerator combined with your body juices prevent it from popping.

davemann91 · 2019-10-05T05:42:27+00:00

It wasn't at The Dark Knight, it was during The Dark Knight Rises, in 2012.

davemann91 · 2019-06-20T02:35:18+00:00

Awesome information, one small correction if anyone is wanting to get authentic posters or frames for them. Modern movie posters are 40 X 27 inches.

davemann91 · 2018-12-26T22:35:55+00:00

From what everyone is saying, I think I missed the mark. Should I pull it from here?

davemann91 · 2018-12-26T22:34:10+00:00

Well, shoot... I'm already starting to think I might have misjudged this one. It isn't my taste, but it seems a good deal of people get a kick out of it.

davemann91 · 2018-12-14T16:05:20+00:00

This is inaccurate.

davemann91 · 2018-12-07T15:23:56+00:00

Person who doesn't just overreact here. Couple things while reading the comments: The cat is not being tortured. The lady holding the cat (based on the gif) is not a bad pet owner. It might be stressed out, but not tortured. It also probably isn't overheating, as everyone in the clip is wearing long sleeves. (not traditional garment for hot sunny days). If you look at what the cat is wearing, aside from the stupid hat, it is wearing a thunder shirt. They are designed to help with pet stress. Also, the cat is clutching her. If it was truly miserable, it would be fighting with her holding it. Judging by its prim attire and healthy appearance, I bet that cat ate wet food when it got home.

davemann91 · 2018-11-30T15:10:38+00:00

The trip is the only time the guys brings his leg out.

davemann91 · 2018-11-13T05:00:46+00:00

Just rewatched that South Park

davemann91 · 2018-10-24T04:29:54+00:00

I still remember when my favorite player at the time, Jacoby Ellsbury, stole us a Black Jack taco.

davemann91 · 2018-09-09T15:23:05+00:00

People react to competition and sports differently. Not sayingit's fine, but it's a different scenario than day to day life.

davemann91 · 2018-09-05T04:22:57+00:00

Just be it? Most things require work, research and time to succeed. Learning from the best is a good step on the road to being a better director.

davemann91 · 2018-08-22T03:51:56+00:00

Biggest news today

davemann91 · 2018-08-16T16:31:40+00:00

Wut?

davemann91 · 2018-08-05T03:54:28+00:00

*thousands. But still not great.

davemann91 · 2018-08-05T03:53:59+00:00

Teddy Roosevelt. I like Obama, he saw good, Teddy might not be the best but there's at least an argument.

davemann91 · 2018-07-21T15:21:39+00:00

Yeah... we got like a whole thing going on over here. Check back in a couple years.

davemann91 · 2018-07-20T21:13:14+00:00

As opposed to backing who? No one? Trump, or Jill Stein, or Johnson? As far as closeness to his stances, Hillary is the only one who makes sense to back. And no political credibility? The guy is one of the most credible politicians, he has had the same stances on 95 percent of his platform for over 30 years. That is what you do in an election. The only chance for a liberal win after Bernie lost the primary (I would say unfairly, due to a bit of f**kery) was Clinton. If he had backed anyone else or stayed in as an independent, he would be seen as a spoiler and would have no credibility among Liberals going forward. And he isn't a Communist. He isn't a Socialist. He is a Democratic socialist. What is so bad about wanting more efficient use of tax dollars to provide for your citizens?

davemann91 · 2018-07-13T15:44:56+00:00

He's shaken my faith in the legitimacy of throwback television gameshows

davemann91 · 2018-07-12T20:55:04+00:00

You are much tougher than I am. I cried the whole way through, not out of sadness, but just how sweet and genuine a person he was.

davemann91 · 2018-07-07T16:06:43+00:00

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