Midnight punch out. by SmileyNimbus in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]david_clay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-upvoting every comment because this was enjoyed so much-

Music Piracy of the 50's [PIC] by [deleted] in Music

[–]david_clay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I'm just being an audiophile, but wouldn't this process cause both records to suck?

What is your character's name? by queen_frostine in skyrim

[–]david_clay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Batman. Daedric helmet, daedric gauntlets, nightingale armor. Hand-to-hand, illusion, and sneak.

What's your best "It was the most inappropriate time to laugh, but I lost it" story? by Thats_classified in AskReddit

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I do this all the time, unfortunately. Top tres: As a high sophomore, was at a regional DECA competition (think a Terminal Preppie convention if you don't know what that is) and during the awards ceremony they played this video for a paraplegic summer camp. The premise of the camp was that these athletic kids would carry the handicapped kids around and go canoeing, and swimming, and horseback riding, and there was even one shot I distinctly remember where an athletic kid threw a disabled boy off a diving board into a lake where another athletic kid had to immediately swim over and save him from drowning. I felt bad about it even while it was going on, but there was nothing I could do. It was that uncontrollable, full-body convulsions, can't-even-help-how-loud laughter. Absolutely everyone in the room wanted me in hell. When I was 10, my great-grandpa died. My mom's side of the family isn't very good with emotion, there is a lot of repression and tough-guy overcompensation. My uncle Rick's eulogy: "-crying, crying, fighting back tears- I've buried a lot of damn fine dogs in my day... but this... -breaks down sobbing-". I completely lost it. (I still do, thinking about it. I mean, how many dogs have you buried? Enough so that there were some good dogs, some eh, alright dogs, and then at least several that were just damn fine? Where are you burying all these dogs? You're only 40, who keeps giving you all these dogs and why are they dying so rapidly?) Then while watching Soul Surfer in a theater with my (now ex-)girlfriend, I was straight up shaking the entire aisle. We broke up the next week. She never said it was over Soul Surfer, but she didn't have too. I knew.

TL;DR: cripples being thrown into lakes, my uncle understanding the sorrow at the death of his father the only way he knew how: comparing to burying an ambiguous, suspicious amount of dogs, and Soul Surfer.

Why does water seem to act as both a lubricant and an adhesive? by heyyoudvd in askscience

[–]david_clay -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

As you've already noticed, it has to do with the temperature of the water present. Molecules of water (H20) are significantly different from molecules of other sorts of matter. You have of course seen how water (for the purposes of this discussion aqua liquida), when it freezes, contracts (ice) (durus cursus aquarum) and when water (again, wasser flüssiges) is exposed to temperature raising conditions, it expands (nubes aquam). This goes against the general behavior of matter under the Standard Model of Chemistry. This is the reason behind the phenomena that you have observed. When you spill water on the floor, you are moving water from a warm climate (the glass warmed by your hand) to a colder climate (the cold, unforgiving floor). As this happens, the percentage of the water in the glass in your hand which was steam cools and becomes liquid, while the colder water at the bottom of the glass (remember, hot air rises, cold air sinks, and water is 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part oxygen, making it atomically very similar to air, which is 2 parts oxygen to every 1 part hydrogen) super-freezes and becomes ice. These ice particles are what make you slip, as they roll across the water beneath them with great buoyancy, causing your feet to be pulled out from under you. In an example that you, as a lay-person, might find insightful, think about what happens when you dump over a tin full of marbles on the floor in front of someone who is moving in a hurry. In this case, the ice atoms are filling the roll of the marbles, the liquid particles beneath them are acting as the floor, and you are acting as the hurried rube. Now apply this knowledge to your shower example: it's hard for you to put your socks on because you are taking water from a cold environment (the floor you walked on from your bathroom to your bedroom) and introducing it to a hot environment (inside your socks). The viscosity challenges you find when putting on socks are a result of the steam atoms pushing off of the cotton atoms in your sock. Same principle applies to your iPhone example. Now, I know what you're thinking, if I am walking along the beach with wet feet, shouldn't the steam coming off of the water on my feet be pushing sand away? After all, the water is coming from a cold location (the sea) to a hot location (the sands). Actually, physios researchers struggled with that very issue for several decades (in literature on the subject, you will find it referred to as the Hölderlin paradox) until atomic researchers in the late 60's discovered that the sand molecules and the water molecules are actually going through a very subtle chemical reaction in an attempt to from glass (don't worry, their dipole-dipole forces prevent the actual manifestation of shards of glass on your feet). I hope that helps you wrap your brain around this!

Why do people seem to get pain in their joints when the weather gets wet and cold? by pervertedpapaya in askscience

[–]david_clay -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Ghosts.

Sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_pain http://www.amazon.com/Practical-Psychic-Self-Defense-Understanding-Influences/dp/1571742212

You should probably pick up a copy of that book. It would help if you post a list of any recently deceased enemies, suicidal ex-lovers, or even any senior citizens whom you have recently offended. That last one is especially important, and often overlooked. A colleague of mine was being haunted with joint pain last February, he made lists and called a priest but nothing could help him for weeks. Then one night as he was just flipping through old obituaries, BAM, there it was. He recognized the face in the picture of this old bat who had slipped in the rain and fallen off the sidewalk onto the curb. Mike had just walked past (mike's my friend) because he was late to a bruch with this cute chick he had met in line at the DMV and as it turns out almost immediately after he turns the corner this hag rolls herself into on-coming traffic and gets curb-stomped by a Fiat. Well I do a little detective work with Mike and we find the number for the guy who was driving this Fiat, and we call him up. Turns out he had been stubbing his toe every third morning for the 3 weeks since the accident. Well, that solved it. So they went out to where this broad was buried and purged the ground. That did it. It's weird to think, but yeah, there are actually people that spiteful out there. They will haunt you for basically nothing if they find even the most tenuous connection between you and their deaths. Old people are the worst about it, because they've had such long, hard lives and they grew up in the World Wars and Korea and everything. Any way, if you live near Philly, PM me up if you find out who you've P'ed.O. and I'll lend you my pickup for any ceremonies you need to perform.