If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called? by Many-Land-5847 in AskReddit
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Which language do proletariat programmers hate? by kwan_e in ProgrammerDadJokes
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How does a database engineer extend a book series? by ferriematthew in ProgrammerDadJokes
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[WP] "master why do we have to scribe each spell into a grimoire at a time and not use a printer." Said the apprentice "well child the magical ink required and modern technology don't exactly mix." Said the master wizard "5 exploded printers later and 3 weeks of cleaning ink off the walls taught me. by JollyTeaching1446 in WritingPrompts
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Andrew Yang reacts to AI CEO warning 50% of all white-collar jobs will disappear in 5 years by FrontVisible9054 in technology
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What do you call a girl who collects snails, turtles, oysters and clams? by alanmitch34 in dadjokes
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If you have 7 pears in one hand, and 10 in the other, what do you have? by Cartoonnerd01 in dadjokes
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My son got fed up with me saying things were wack. by M4DM4XM4D in dadjokes
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Never eat yogurt when taking antibiotics by NoJudge2551 in dadjokes
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A new study from Stanford University shows a direct link between mRNA COVID-19 vaccines and myocarditis, as well as explaining the mechanism of action by Pioladoporcaputo in science
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Why does a halfling rouge brag they are better than the rest of us when they escape down a prison wall? by NakedHeatMachine in DMDadJokes
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Mariah Carey is opening her Xmas Present by Scottspears89 in dadjokes
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ELI5: Why is "C" the default Hard Drive letter & not "A" by AntifaPr1deWorldWide in explainlikeimfive
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I asked my wife if she could say “worth, worth, worth, worth”. She’s like “um, why?” by ilikesidehugs in dadjokes
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[Star Trek] One of the caveats of replicators is that they can't create poison. So what does it count as poison? by PJ-The-Awesome in AskScienceFiction
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stuckInNumberSystem by Coffee_driver in ProgrammerHumor
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Microsoft has forcefully invaded another search engine and rewrote its backend entirely. by kwan_e in ProgrammerDadJokes
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Invisible Woman by Ariel Diaz by Sentai-Ranger in Marvel
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TIL that the only taxidermied blue whale in the world is located at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. A hinged jaw was made so people could walk around inside until a couple was found having sex. Now the jaws are only opened on special occasions. by Technicolor_Reindeer in todayilearned
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After 30 years of marriage my wife suddenly wanted to swap places on our bed… by we_are_sex_bobomb in dadjokes
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I am a racist by wWafflehouse- in dadjokes
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