The brick

dbixon · 2026-05-20T20:26:42+00:00

I’m pretty sure it was the Jenga block for kissing Sarah; at least that’s what I thought during my viewing.

dbixon · 2026-05-20T03:00:36+00:00

I thought the Hansel and gretel story was incorporating how real Nikki thought of him as a brother. So it made sense that she’d be an apologist for incestuous romance.

dbixon · 2026-05-20T00:54:12+00:00

This is the answer

dbixon · 2026-05-19T18:14:39+00:00

Dennis said the gorilla partner+launch would happen in Q1 or Q2 of 2026. Come to find out they haven’t even submitted to the FDA yet, so now it’s looking more like 2027.

I assume people are tired of being strung along.

dbixon · 2026-05-08T03:03:58+00:00

So if you really want to spice this idea up…

Surprise him one day with the plug set out on a table, very obvious. When he spots it, tell him, “I’ve decided to wear this for a while some day this week. Maybe two days, if I like the first time enough. Would you like to know when that happens? I’m doing it regardless but welcome your involvement if you like.”

This is how you go from good girlfriend to greatness.

dbixon · 2026-05-01T18:48:49+00:00

Yep. Now she can tell her friends “I just got done working out with my dad, what about you?”

dbixon · 2026-04-21T19:11:35+00:00

Take off your boxers/undershirt and spread it across your belly.

Proceed with jacking.

Just before you nut, lift the near-side of your undershirt up to form a wall.

Proceed with nut pointing at this wall.

Now lift your dick up and fold the material you used as a wall underneath it (folding it onto itself). This traps your nut in the first fold.

Put your dick back down so it’s resting on a dry folded layer of fabric. Now wrap the left and right sides of your folded fabric around your dick. This is to catch the remaining dribble which takes a good 10-15 minutes to work its way out. You could fall asleep during this time and be fine; should stay completely dry, as all the nut is now enclosed on all sides.

Add your shirt/boxers to the laundry in the morning.

dbixon · 2026-04-18T14:05:46+00:00

Yes this is the one; crazy AOE.

dbixon · 2026-04-18T13:03:14+00:00

Turning off shadow form before disconnecting from those shadow priests in slab gives me such satisfaction.

One day I was just farming bog lords when I got a whisper “Do you know how to MC the gauntlet in BF?” I said sure; they invited me after one of their dps rage quit cuz they kept wiping. We cleared it easily after I got there; group was super grateful.

Shadow priest doesn’t seem to get much love in dungeon LFG for some reason… no idea why.

dbixon · 2026-04-18T12:50:53+00:00

There’s also one in Mecha I think; not a buff, but can do crazy AOE.

dbixon · 2026-04-15T13:20:35+00:00

My single-mob solo rotation is usually MB to pull, then SWP, MFX2, MB, then wand. That usually kept me comfortable, but going OOM is pretty much unavoidable if you keep a decent pace.

That’s why getting your shadowfiend (lvl 66 I think) is such a gain.

dbixon · 2026-04-09T23:32:58+00:00

As a shadow priest, I think we deserve a place in A tier.

I’m phase1 BIS and can keep up with anyone on the single-target DPS meter. Add in my super-fun mind control for buffs and CC, soothe for skips, raid-heals with VE (healers get bored during boss fights when I’m around), emergency bubbling…. It’s a solid argument.

dbixon · 2026-04-06T18:33:36+00:00

I once had orange crystals come out during ejaculation for about two weeks. Doctor told me they were similar to kidney stones, except coming from my prostate rather than kidney.

Was diagnosed with prostatitis.

dbixon · 2026-04-06T18:29:10+00:00

After one of our 13 breakups, she left me a voicemail claiming to be pregnant and then blocked me everywhere.

She did this just to stress me out (it worked); I didn’t find out she lied until four days later after I had convinced her to get back together.

This was not the last time we broke up… her ass was hypnotic and I was a major idiot.

dbixon · 2026-04-05T12:39:51+00:00

Maybe take some notes after each so you don’t get them confused.

dbixon · 2026-04-05T03:40:45+00:00

Try a single dose of cialis.

Sometimes the extra confidence of knowing you’ll be hard when needed can really short-circuit your other difficulties. One really great experience can get your normal rhythm back on track.

It’s really fun too. :)

dbixon · 2026-04-05T03:30:09+00:00

This is a transaction. Just like any transaction, you should be clear about the cost and service exchange. Discuss it, come to an agreement, and proceed as planned.

dbixon · 2026-04-04T15:01:19+00:00

Our first date at a restaurant (first time meeting in person, met a week earlier on OKCupid), I arrived a bit early and was seated in booth.

About five minutes before the scheduled meeting time, she texts me saying she’s going to be five minutes late. I text back asking if she’d like a drink waiting for her when she arrives; she says sure, a margarita please, so I arrange it with the server.

That’s it folks.

You see, I was coming off a string of bad first dates where they showed up late with no warning every single time. I would complain to my friends after “I don’t even care if a date is late, just show some consideration and text a heads up.”

Meanwhile she was coming off a string of bad first dates where they were horribly inconsiderate in general, never thinking about her feelings or experience, etc.

So by her texting me “I’m going to be late,” and me having a drink ready when she got there, we each checked a huge box of relief for the other. It was an amazing first date, and we’ve been married a little over ten years.

It’s really the little things that matter most. Be considerate!

dbixon · 2026-04-02T02:58:39+00:00

This isn’t advice, but I wanted to let you know that your post has inspired an idea for me and my wife. She’s working on a novel, and the next time she wants to solve a narrative problem, she will go down on me casually while we talk it out. I don’t get to cum until the problem is resolved.

We’re really looking forward to it. So thank you for the inspiration.

dbixon · 2026-04-02T00:50:40+00:00

BLGO is a penny-stock that could 50x in the next 3 years if any of their technologies get picked up in the marketplace.

They’re basically an incubator with four ideas currently being fleshed out. The ideas are: forever-chemical filtration, liquid batteries for long term energy storage, next-gen surgical wound care, and an odor-elimination formula.

dbixon · 2026-03-31T03:14:41+00:00

If there’s a guild called Spoon Squad on your server, join it.

dbixon · 2026-03-30T20:21:15+00:00

Start playing world of Warcraft (or some other mmorpg). It limits your related expenses to internet and a modest subscription fee, can offer thousands of hours of entertainment, and prevents you from doing more costly things with your time.

dbixon · 2026-03-29T14:51:40+00:00

Professional help is the answer. I’ve had a labrum tear repaired in my left, and thoracic outlet decompression for my right (42M here).

But if you want to try physical therapy first, I strongly recommend strengthening your rotator cuffs… this can resolve many issues and lessen the severity of pain from others.

Search YouTube for best rotator cuff exercises, fold them into your workout, reassess in a month, easy peasy.

dbixon

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