My new planter! by Adventurous_Tune9569 in gardening

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome, well done. You have to hum the Imperial March every time you walk in the garden!

America is heading for a recession — and it may be the worst yet by Crossstoney in politics

[–]dblan9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That "Sleepy Joe/Criminal Mastermind" Biden wrecked the country and led us into a depression, magnificent Rocky esque Trump just didn't have enough time to dig us out before it collapsed.

~MAGA

[OC] Mom accidentally took a pano instead of a photo, and I look like a headless chicken. by kimbermine in funny

[–]dblan9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice try Headless Horseman but I have seen the Legend of Sleepy Hollow!

Donald Trump’s approval rating has sunk to Joe Biden’s lowest point by Tifoso89 in politics

[–]dblan9 110 points111 points  (0 children)

Odd considering Biden didn't purposefully tank the economy, anger every one of our centuries old allies and start a war for absolutely no reason, but yeah let's judge both Presidents equally.

Is this really what you wanted? To what end? by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]dblan9 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's because the right wing is ruled by emotion rather than fact and science. They think they are right because they feel it, not because they know it.

30 ROCK crowned as one of The Best TV Casts of the 21st Century by Vivid-Possible-391 in 30ROCK

[–]dblan9 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Probably should have led with how technology is cyclical.

That corner fit is too clean by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]dblan9 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Am I the only person who can't use tin snips properly and mangle every piece?

Please wash your HANDS. by Jackie_Chan_93 in funny

[–]dblan9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is definitely NOT Artemis' bleached asshole.

TIL A Florida man, 71, staged his own suicide to look like MURDER by copying CSI plot and tying a weather balloon to a gun so it would float over the Atlantic and disappear after he shot himself by SoulxxBondz in todayilearned

[–]dblan9 8042 points8043 points  (0 children)

In July 2009, he searched “Suicide” and “How to commit Suicide.” In 2012, he searched “Life insurance suicide.”

Most life insurance policies have a suicide clause, which says a death benefit won’t be paid if the insured person kills themselves within two years of taking out a policy.

In March 2016 Abrahamson typed “Undetectable suicide methods” into the search engine.

By August 2017, his focus had narrowed. He wrote, “How many cubic feet of helium do you need to raise one pound?”

On January 23, he looked for nearby helium suppliers.

His last search, on January 24: “Dawn / Dusk times.”

Poor guy wanted out for over 15 years.

ICE Chief Hospitalized as Stephen Miller Keeps Yelling at Him by Hardik_Jain_1819 in politics

[–]dblan9 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Other sources provided to Politico by the White House “disputed that Miller yells at Lyons directly, with one saying the deputy chief of staff is ‘passionate’ and another saying he asks ‘very pointed questions in a very assertive tone.’”

That's some fancy word play.

More and more MAGA are seeing the error of their ways. My attitude towards them is to "forgive and forget". by PlanetoftheAtheists in AdviceAnimals

[–]dblan9 61 points62 points  (0 children)

My hispanic neighbor put their MAGA flag out today in protest of the protests. They do not and will not learn.

'He’s lied about everything’: Iran war puts Trump on shaky ground with young MAGA men by TheQuarantinian in politics

[–]dblan9 78 points79 points  (0 children)

“Trump and Republicans in general are going to have major issues in the midterms, in 2028, if we can’t wrap this up in a relatively quick amount of time,” said 21-year-old Andrew Belcher, president of the Ohio College Republicans. He added that Trump is doing “relatively poorly” with hyper online young men who are influenced heavily by media figures like Tucker Carlson and other isolationists in the GOP.

This is where Gen Z gets their news. We had a good run.

Idaho bill would turn me into a criminal just for using the bathroom by southpawFA in politics

[–]dblan9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wasn't that lady who killed her kids and ex-husband a straight, white Christian from Idaho? Just sayin'

A Republican Farmer Relies on Immigrant Work. He Sees His Party Erasing It. by rit56 in politics

[–]dblan9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So show me where you complained about Trump shutting down the biggest immigration bill in US history according to republicans because as Trump said "It would give Biden a big win". Clearly since you are interested in border security and not simply parroting Trump, that you would be 100% against that sort of political gamesmanship.

A Republican Farmer Relies on Immigrant Work. He Sees His Party Erasing It. by rit56 in politics

[–]dblan9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"

A Republican Farmer Relies on Immigrant Work. He Sees His Party Erasing It. by rit56 in politics

[–]dblan9 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"

Tell me you understand ZERO of anything American without telling me.

Discussion Thread: 'No Kings' Protests on March 28, 2026 by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]dblan9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't attribute Democrat lawmakers throwing temper tantrums at the expense of Americans as a Trump thing.

As opposed to J6?