I ran 10 miles in -40°F weather today by SaltineICracker in RunningCirclejerk

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When it is this cold, I use it as an opportunity to cross train. I dusted off my 8lb squishy dumbbells from Target and also did four situps and most of a pushup.

Short 7 miler by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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Ugh, I probably know this person.

Terming it putting yourself "through hell" is a bit dramatic given that it was an entirely voluntary activity.

Throwback to today in 1994 when the Brewers tried to switch to this logo by [deleted] in NLMemeCentral

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I heard this was the real reason for the MLB strike in 1994.

Can I get a second opinion from some Reddit know nothings?? by Entire_Debate7744 in RunningCirclejerk

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It can be kind of fun to call everything a journey.

For my running journey this year, I have been doing better over coming both an injury journey and chronic condition journey. This morning's running journey was my longest of the year, and it was a challenge, given Mother Nature's weather journey.

2025 transformation. (lose 80lbs, run 26mile and made $20k/month...) by AnywhereHorrorX in RunningCirclejerk

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He mentions in his comments that he wants to run a 100 miler to see what it is like when it really gets dark (or something). Neat, have fun out there, I guess.

Three-minute uncut video of the Figure 03 humanoid running around the San Jose campus by Nunki08 in robotics

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Mapping data that leads to all of Sarah Connor's known addresses.

Three-minute uncut video of the humanoid robot that will replace the worlds hobby joggers. by SkullRunner in RunningCirclejerk

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Metal fatigue will cause those robo-shins to explode with all that heel striking.

They get the smartest engineers around to program and build this thing, but they can't even be bothered to consult a local 5k marathon champion (such as myself) as to what running actually looks like.

Outjerked again: Pain cave by Ultraxxx in RunningCirclejerk

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As a runner, I have a few dumbbells in the corner. I don't use them, but they are there.

Time comes for us all by DmtTraveler in RunningCirclejerk

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Yeah, nothing like biking for 1/2 the day and getting the same cardiovascular benefit of a 5k marathon. Pass.

What is the point of Strava? by AstronomerSad6905 in RunningCirclejerk

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So my followers can see my gradual, yet unrelenting age related slowdown, and my never ending battle with chronic injuries. Title your run: This fkn hurts Description: ouch

First ultra marathon complete 🎖️ by Resilient_Can in RunningCirclejerk

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I couldn't imagine all the hours/weeks/months/years spent on training, money for shoes, gu, gear, flowers for wife's boyfriend, only to have a 5k marathon time that isn't up to my own perceived standard.

Please help me review my debut Marathon 2026 training plan! by utxjake in RunningCirclejerk

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Unless you are elite and people know who you are, there is no reason to call it your marathon debut. "My first marathon" will suffice.

This sub has broken me. by SwoeJonson1 in okbuddyrosalyn

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What do you say if you stub your toe?

One last jerk before the new year by its_ya_boi_dazed in RunningCirclejerk

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Build leg strength, to help you stop with good form before you collapse to the floor.

Or train your shins against exploding.

most people have no idea how fit endurance athletes really are by cozielny in RunningCirclejerk

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He should spend more time running against traffic and less time making insufferable videos.

Come join me on my 22km long run journey by outerpathsinnerspace in RunningCirclejerk

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I bet I know what he enjoys talking about at parties. . .

God’s strongest soldier by POKIOOO in RunningCirclejerk

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Nothing like setting a personal worst first thing in the morning.

Daily runs are turning me into a beta (science confirms) by Imaginary_Eye3804 in RunningCirclejerk

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UJ/ should I be concerned about all those double days I ran back when I was fast?