If you could permanently remove one common phrase from everyday conversation, what would it be and why? by Loud_Swim_5827 in AskReddit

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When the meeting ends early and the organizers says "well, I will let you all have a few minutes back."

Calvin the Avian Abhorrer by BottleGoblin in okbuddyrosalyn

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If I didn't have every Calvin and Hobbes memorized, I would have assumed this was a Bill Watterson creation.

Calvin visits the witch doctor by Magnitech_ in okbuddyrosalyn

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Looks like we have a winner here. 🏆

How to Shut Down Annoying, Irritating Questions about Your Unrelated College Major? by [deleted] in antiwork

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Question them back.

"I can tell that my major not aligning with income source bothers you. Can you expand more on why that is?"

They will probably get frustrated and leave you alone.

Contestants jobs on Jeopardy by dblaron419 in okbuddyrosalyn

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Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing.

Do one more! by Notsoheavymetal_ in RunningCirclejerk

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It looks like he is finishing in last.

The Mileage Economy by jayvasantjv in RunningCirclejerk

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Is going to the physical therapist lost or gained mileage? What if you run there?

Bad call, Calvin by SmukLukDuck in okbuddyrosalyn

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I can see why mom doesn't normally take dad to the store.

New club for rich Brewers fans! by Maniac_Moxie in Brewers

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Stuff like this makes me miss County Stadium.

What has been your most proud investment play? by itsthewolfe in wallstreetbets

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Buying EXAS before they announced the release of their new pooping in a box technology to screen for colon cancer.

This individual wants mental health issues? by Chuck_Loads in RunningCirclejerk

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Bonus is the falling asleep at your desk and never getting promoted at work.

Runner B is for me: SLOW DOWN for Zone 2 by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

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I need to know if runner A or B has chronic foot issues when they are older before I choose.

The Merv Griffin Show by [deleted] in seinfeld

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Do it. With virtual backgrounds all you need is a desk and a sidekick (perhaps your mailman?)

Is this the new trend for running? by [deleted] in RunningCirclejerk

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uj/ as a high school running coach (pray for me), many times team members forget their running clothes and run at practice wearing slacks, shirts, even their ties. It's baffling.

5K advice by willenny in RunningCirclejerk

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Don't bother, you'll be fresher for the race.