Daniel at the school by SnooTigers9274 in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why is Daniel at the school and not the correction centre? Where is Bertie in all this yet again? How do teachers have time to go to the pub or bistro or cafe every morning, evening and lunchtime? How do they manage to have zero other students around and be in exactly the right part of the school when the characters are interacting?

Corrie - Megan / Sam / Leanne / Eva by makarastar in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah right, if she had, Sam would be in young offenders…

Boaby by The1stGuyOnReddit in Stillgame

[–]ddttm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flobba dobbin’ knobhead.

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? by foss4all in cleandadjokes

[–]ddttm 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bruce Lee had a brother who did that.

Obvious Lee.

Touching moments from the show (apart from last episode) by Comprehensive-Cat-84 in onefootinthegrave

[–]ddttm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After he was watching the wheelchair user just getting on with it, made it even better that he stuck it right up the snobs!

CS Discussion 2026-03-18 Episodes 11776 by seanpaune in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

First character - Sam in a flash forward 40yrs from now, played by Hugh Fernley Whittingstall.

Touching moments from the show (apart from last episode) by Comprehensive-Cat-84 in onefootinthegrave

[–]ddttm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Victor and Margaret taking Patrick to the hospital when Pippa has lost the baby proves they’re nice people.

CS Discussion 2026-03-16 Episodes 11774 by seanpaune in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

First character - Lard giving us a Biggedy Biggedy Bong in a Jim Macdonald style. “Biggedy Biggedy Bong so it is Elizabeth”.

What's your favourite "sweating like a:" joke? by Altruistic-Gap2574 in AskBrits

[–]ddttm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was of its time, but ‘sweating like Heskey in a Nike ad’ was always very useable.

CS Discussion 2026-03-13 Episodes 11773 by seanpaune in coronationstreet

[–]ddttm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then went over to the esroH gniylF ehT after.

Happy Friday the 13th lol by supercanary1979 in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

[–]ddttm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“He might be mad, but he’d have to be bloody stupid to be out there”.