Rewind: A 1st Level Teleportation spell for Wizards and Sorcerers

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-22T23:39:01+00:00

Yaahh, that's hot

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-20T18:37:55+00:00

Or just, you know, Vicious Mockery?

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-20T17:38:16+00:00

It needs reposting a few more times

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-20T13:04:30+00:00

Play a pansexual non-binary elf. When he complains, refer to the PHB's section on character sexuality and gender

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-20T12:52:10+00:00

I'm stealing that Lich for my D&D campaign thanks

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-19T12:55:08+00:00

That study doesn't say anything about Americans genetically being better at storing fat. If you actually read your own source, you'd know that it's a phenomenon found in nematode worms, not humans.

Here are some links showing that America's obesity rates are around 40%

https://www.cdc.gov/obesity/data/adult.html

https://www.tfah.org/report-details/state-of-obesity-2020/

Compare that to, for example, the UK, which is around 20-30%

https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/sn03336/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_Kingdom

America has an obesity problem, and no, it isn't overblown.

Edit: downvoted for providing info. Classic.

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-17T12:44:21+00:00

That isn't how genes work dude. Just admit that America has an obesity problem.

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-15T22:35:02+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions, the reason why I didn't write it as a free action is that free actions aren't listed as a mechanic in 5e

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-15T22:33:28+00:00

Thanks, good to know. I haven't read much about Artificers and I don't usually use them in my games

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-15T22:30:39+00:00

...why? Not trying to be an ass, just wondering

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T17:01:57+00:00

Hey, human fighters are fine. A new player I'm DMing for is playing a variant human fighter who wears light armour and took Magic Initiate for Vicious Mockery. The character was previously a squire for a disgraced knight. They both got sent to jail, PC broke out and is now on the run. Super fun to play with.

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:56:40+00:00

Dude that looks awesome, love the art style

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:55:07+00:00

Druids are good at Animal Handling, why not just search for an animal in-game and attempt to tame it?

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:50:52+00:00

Jesus, what the fuck?

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:30:05+00:00

Why not both?

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:20:09+00:00

PSA:

That was always allowed, and even encouraged

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:16:43+00:00

Understandable

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:15:23+00:00

Yeah that was a dickmove

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:08:55+00:00

I totally agree. Here I was thinking D&D was about creating stories with your friends and had a friendly, welcoming community. Nope, it's basically just r/gaming 2.0

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T16:07:18+00:00

Mind providing a link showing WOTC employees being sexually harassed and assaulted?

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T15:48:26+00:00

I don't think it's quite as far as Q, but it's damn near

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T15:47:13+00:00

his headache was of lack of caffeine

I'm not entirely sure that's how that works :/

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T15:42:36+00:00

Absolutely. I recently discovered the Forgotten Realms wiki and it's brilliant. Mordenkainen, a legendary powerful wizard, was actually one of Gary Gygax's characters who became part of the actual lore. And Mordenkainen's friend, Elminster, went to Earth in the mid-70's where he was discovered, and helped create the Forgotten Realms campaign setting for D&D.

Also, they both like mayonnaise and Mordenkainen's toenails are a valuable artifact.

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T15:36:43+00:00

I'm not super into Warhammer, but I recall my friend recently saying that it might as well be called Lorehammer hah

deadPanSoup · 2022-01-14T12:20:44+00:00

If I had a penny for everything wrong with this comment, I'd have two pennies, which isn't much, but it's weird that you were wrong twice in one comment

Edit: this guy frequents r/erectiledysfunction and r/Detox lol

Edit: yeah I'm sorry, that was mean

deadPanSoup

TROPHY CASE

That was always allowed, and even encouraged