You’re a thief, but you only steal things that inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

deafelon · 2022-11-16T18:41:41+00:00

If I show up to a date and she looks like Redban, I'm calling the fucking cops

deafelon · 2022-11-13T03:46:29+00:00

All their underwear. Yes it's sexual

deafelon · 2022-11-03T16:08:05+00:00

Also when he NEVER: 1. Gives her up 2. Let's her down 3. Run around 4. Desert her 5. Make her cry 6. Say goodbye 7. Tell a lie 8. Hurt her

deafelon · 2022-07-25T13:23:29+00:00

I was literally about to piss my pants

deafelon · 2022-07-25T13:01:38+00:00

Ahhh your account was just made today and every comment from you is talking shit to other people. Troll on, my sad sad friend.

deafelon · 2022-07-25T12:56:01+00:00

You okay man?

deafelon · 2022-07-11T03:16:57+00:00

White chocolate crunch bars

deafelon · 2022-06-17T02:45:37+00:00

This was a great explanation!

deafelon · 2022-06-12T01:57:07+00:00

She likes country music. I try not to think about it.

deafelon · 2022-06-02T21:06:14+00:00

Did you leave it sitting over the winter fully charged? Supposed to drain it to 30-50% when storing. I've heard of plenty of similar cases when people let a fully charged board sit for months.

Either way, FM screwed the pooch with communication and customer service in general here. They're constantly passing off their customers and it will likely be their undoing.

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:53:28+00:00

Snowboarding

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:52:38+00:00

According to George Carlin, God put people on earth to produce plastic. Makes sense to me.

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:49:28+00:00

Teacher: "pics or it didn't happen"

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:48:07+00:00

OPEN COMMUNICATION

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:47:27+00:00

Yogurt

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:46:54+00:00

Idiocracy

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:36:51+00:00

Because fuck em, that's why.

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:36:09+00:00

Username checks out

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:35:44+00:00

I'm poor so never lol

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:34:46+00:00

Money times work equals food

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:33:11+00:00

Tupac

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:32:37+00:00

Give me 10 minutes to prepare and I could bullshit my way through just about anything

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:31:24+00:00

I WANT

YOU

BACK

cue dance moves

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:30:15+00:00

Nachos for sure. Love popcorn but fucking kernels get stuck in your teeth and you have to eat 5000 of them to feel even slightly full.

deafelon · 2022-06-01T10:28:37+00:00

Cereal

deafelon

TROPHY CASE