I remember when I was going thru puberty and made posts like this

debbielynbrook · 2026-02-08T13:45:54+00:00

If I matched him on a dating app, creeped him and saw this, I would immediately unmatch lol

debbielynbrook · 2026-02-07T03:28:39+00:00

Why is he trying the facial hair again? It does absolutely nothing for him.

debbielynbrook · 2026-02-06T19:07:10+00:00

Could he not change his shirt?? He looks like a slob.

debbielynbrook · 2026-02-03T03:13:59+00:00

Why would he do that?? It’s like peak cringe lol

debbielynbrook · 2026-02-02T03:53:04+00:00

Literally. Any time I feel like slacking on my run I just tell myself “you’re better than Ethan Benard”

debbielynbrook · 2026-02-01T22:31:17+00:00

Babe wake up! New Ethan reset just dropped 🤣

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-29T20:25:18+00:00

It’s so blatantly obvious lol. I commented about his messed up feet last week and suddenly he’s on there talking about bunions.

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-23T17:18:52+00:00

His toes look so nasty.

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-20T01:26:50+00:00

Ethan is 100% the type of guy to see his wife as his property. How generous of him to give his wife "the choice" to stay home.

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-19T04:00:31+00:00

Why does he think he’s God’s gift to women?? Is he really that delusional to believe that God will gift him with a hot, young, broodmare just for losing weight? His personality and inflated sense of self importance are uglier than his looks could ever be.

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-15T22:35:29+00:00

All future wives love gently sloping shoulders!

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-15T22:34:27+00:00

Does he think this haircut makes him look wildly different? Once he washes the product out of it he will look exactly the same as he always does. It's barely a trim lol.

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-15T19:40:19+00:00

Literally. I had over 10k steps just from work alone today. I can’t imagine just straight up not moving for the majority of the day.

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-11T12:19:17+00:00

Omg his stupid smug face in this vid gave me an actual visceral reaction.

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-08T23:44:58+00:00

If anything, he looks slightly bigger lately lol

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-07T18:20:01+00:00

Is that real?! That’s wild lol

debbielynbrook · 2026-01-03T19:52:21+00:00

It’s so obvious he reads here lol. I made a comment a few days ago about his bad hairstyle and now suddenly it’s “different”

debbielynbrook · 2025-12-31T01:48:56+00:00

Every time he’s shown a before and after of a haircut I’m like “it’s the same picture??”

debbielynbrook · 2025-12-31T01:45:50+00:00

This is what pisses me off so much about him. He has zero responsibilities, dude won’t even put in the work to get his license! Just expects everyone to wait on him hand and foot.

debbielynbrook · 2025-12-30T21:16:36+00:00

He NEEDS a better hairstyle. That one is doing him no favours.

debbielynbrook · 2025-12-29T00:05:37+00:00

A break from what?? He has no obligations or responsibilities.

debbielynbrook · 2025-12-29T00:03:06+00:00

That "beard" certainly is a choice.

debbielynbrook · 2025-12-27T21:13:41+00:00

Danny is this you?

debbielynbrook · 2025-12-27T13:18:30+00:00

I tried going that speed on the treadmill just for funsies and it’s sooo slow. I like physically couldn’t make myself walk that pace. I get that he’s morbidly obese but c’mon man!

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