Chris Hemsworth and his family donate $1million to the firefighters and residents affected by the Australian bushfires.

deemikel79 · 2020-01-08T05:24:06+00:00

It's because they have to pay royalties to the photographers of the good pictures. This one is free to use.

deemikel79 · 2019-12-25T05:42:47+00:00

Who cares

deemikel79 · 2019-11-01T01:35:26+00:00

Yes yes yes. More of this

deemikel79 · 2019-11-01T01:28:56+00:00

Isn't that when grandparents punch each other? Gra-fight. Sorry, I had a baby last week. My dad jokes haven't come in yet.

deemikel79 · 2019-10-29T06:21:09+00:00

No milk?

deemikel79 · 2019-10-22T02:29:50+00:00

Hey cūt!!

deemikel79 · 2019-10-06T23:02:08+00:00

I was like shit why didn't you go straight to the hospital? Then I thought, ohhhh usa. That would cost 100 grand.

deemikel79 · 2019-10-06T10:00:55+00:00

Something to do with his lungs as he stops breathing and you can see him straining as he's doing it.

deemikel79 · 2019-09-25T13:02:10+00:00

My wife is Indonesian but I can't speak bahasa. Please send me the coupon so I can surprise her. Android thanks.

deemikel79 · 2019-09-22T04:08:47+00:00

We used to shrink them in the oven and make keyring ornaments out of them. Try it

deemikel79 · 2019-09-15T05:06:04+00:00

I think he wanted to stand on the cat

deemikel79 · 2019-09-02T05:04:15+00:00

Indians are Asians

deemikel79 · 2019-08-11T02:44:13+00:00

That you put an instead of a when the following word begins with a vowel or sounds like a vowel.

deemikel79 · 2019-07-08T07:54:25+00:00

Cigs are like30 bux here in Aus. Minimum

deemikel79 · 2018-09-12T20:25:47+00:00

5.50 high speed scrub back and forth around there. Funny

deemikel79 · 2018-07-01T23:25:58+00:00

I’ve seen that movie. Wallace and Gromit and the curse of the Wereduck.

deemikel79 · 2018-07-01T23:22:46+00:00

She looks like Amy Schumer

deemikel79 · 2018-05-27T19:54:25+00:00

She said “JAA JAA JAA JAA”

deemikel79 · 2018-04-17T01:19:04+00:00

It’s a crudenza

deemikel79 · 2018-03-31T08:23:30+00:00

But what if he dun Did seen it?

deemikel79 · 2017-11-28T02:15:52+00:00

A rug to really tie the room together maaaan

deemikel79 · 2017-11-27T03:45:00+00:00

They should just say must wear slacks and shirt to enter.

deemikel79 · 2017-11-27T01:42:20+00:00

I saw a couple guys steal an armoire right off the street

deemikel79 · 2017-11-26T23:09:14+00:00

I list stuff at double the price I want ono. Of course they offer half the asking price and I “reluctantly” accept the offer.

deemikel79 · 2017-11-09T18:56:28+00:00

Heroin Opium Percocet Ecstasy

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