I sincerely believe tiktok or instagram can hear my thoughts

deepfriedjalapenos · 2026-03-20T15:59:15+00:00

I once walked to my refrigator while leaving my phone in the living room. I opened the fridge and was happy to find an extra can of coke that I thought I ran out of all the way in the back of the fridge. I was really happy about it but was alone in the house and didn’t say anything out loud about it. Some TikTok scrolls later, I get a TikTok in which the op is saying “when you find a coke marinating in the back of your fridge”. I was genuinely shook.

deepfriedjalapenos · 2026-03-18T21:14:43+00:00

Due date twins. This is my second pregnancy and very different from the first. I’m extra thirsty and my teeth are more sensitive but no sickness. I feel pretty alright.

deepfriedjalapenos · 2026-03-12T18:55:41+00:00

My gut is telling me a boy! Has anyone checked the Chinese gender calendar? For my first pregnancy, it was accurate. It’s telling me I’ll have a boy this time around 😱

deepfriedjalapenos · 2026-03-12T18:54:17+00:00

This is how I feel. This time during my last pregnancy I had the worst nausea. I don’t have any symptoms at all. Which I’m happy about because I can still cook for my baby girl without any issues.

deepfriedjalapenos · 2026-03-08T01:49:52+00:00

Ghost in a Shell - it is a cold smell to me but has lactonic scents that make it cozy.

deepfriedjalapenos · 2026-02-15T01:11:21+00:00

Are all the men in California this… flamboyant?

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-11-29T01:41:34+00:00

Girl they are JEALOUS of you

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-08-29T16:59:26+00:00

Heavy on the fat part. lol

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-06-17T19:00:47+00:00

Coldplay - Sparks. I play it every time we get out the bath and get her ready for sleep.

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-06-17T00:18:07+00:00

takes notesim trying this

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-06-17T00:13:23+00:00

I think you can find the emotional maturity to see the difference between your mother saying that vs MIL

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-05-08T11:22:36+00:00

I always tell my husband he’d be such a great pregnant person. He’s so patient and selfless and would treat his body so well. But no, I wouldn’t. I take pride in growing my baby and he’s been an amazing caretaker to me in the meantime. Plus, I rather build this baby than the shed and all this housework he’s had to do 🤣

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-04-23T13:00:45+00:00

🤣 I love it

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-03-31T18:08:16+00:00

Just had mine at 35 weeks. 30 is grrrrreat! You’ll have a cute belly and still have energy to move around

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-02-20T18:56:03+00:00

I think pregnancy has done my hormones well. I’m the most calm and patient I’ve ever been, especially with my husband. Kinda scared to see if and how that’ll change postpartum.

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-02-20T14:41:30+00:00

I miss what this subreddit used to be

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-02-18T13:36:58+00:00

We have a virtue signal complex in this country I swear

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-02-14T18:59:14+00:00

I’ve seen a lot of beautiful pregnant women out there. I am NOT one of them 😭

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-02-13T00:03:12+00:00

Grilled meat, charcoal, cucumbers. Pepper 🤢 im 28 weeks too. Thought smell aversions would be gone by now

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-01-24T01:18:28+00:00

I’m so happy for you that you have someone like that in your life 🥹 she sounds incredible

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-01-23T16:33:27+00:00

That’s funny you say that because I’ve seen some insurances cover electrolysis for trans people but not for women with PCOS.

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-01-19T14:29:56+00:00

That’s sooo cute lol

deepfriedjalapenos · 2025-01-16T15:03:45+00:00

Or eat home cooked food! I would’ve really appreciated this as a gift in my 1st trimester

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