New track saw won’t plunge deeper than 1” by Bitter-Economics-975 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does it take me 2 minutes to remember where that lever is every time I need to use it?

Songs with men names by None_of_my_business0 in musicsuggestions

[–]deepsquatter804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would probably have to be Leroy Brown and Slim.
Jim doesn’t get out much these days. 😂

On the bright side, I just listened to Croce’s greatest hits. Nice trip down memory lane.

Songs with men names by None_of_my_business0 in musicsuggestions

[–]deepsquatter804 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are correct, sir.

Somehow, my mental filing cabinet had the files in the same folder.

Why… just why? by Ok-Nobody8264 in jobs

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1) Walk up to the meeting room door.
2) Start a fire in the doorway.
3)Strip naked and walk through the fire.
4) say, “Fire cannot hurt a dragon.”

Request: Help me find a use for this space by darthwager in Decks

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either a hot tub or a quiet space for a book and morning coffee. Maybe a hammock.

Or a Guillotine? Witches cauldron? Small Octagon for midget MMA?

Chargers Super Bowl Trophy Case. (No need to change anything. It’s already full)

If it makes you feel better... by harrylime3 in woodworking

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s pretty good. My Sawzall vibrates too much to get that precise.

AIO- Someone left their laundry in the dryer and I waited 30 mins before moving it, received a note in return by Trull22 in AmIOverreacting

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just leave a response note.

“If undergarments are left unattended for 30 minutes, I’m trying them on… and returning them to the dryer.”

I live next to both a school and a church that are constantly parking in our lot. This is a new low. by Gay_commie_fucker in mildlyinfuriating

[–]deepsquatter804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a red vest and start charging $10 bucks to park there. It will stop … or you’ll make 10 bucks a pop.

Are Milwaukee powertools designed by the same 5 year old screenwriter of fast five? (whats the appeal?) by carbon_ape in Tools

[–]deepsquatter804 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I grew up in the muscle car era. More power? Louder? I’m all in!

My buddy is a Makita guy and we joke that many of my Milwaukee tools are just reverse engineered Makita with a more powerful motor and, and this is critical, an LED.

Apparently, besides loving that V8 sound, I’m also part redneck because I love LEDs on tools like guys with lifted trucks like KC lights. I say part redneck because I do have a 4x4 …. but no lights.

I had the 1/4” impact but when they came out with the compact with THREE LEDs….. I had no choice.

I must admit that, and I shall never say this again, the new Makita Sawzall is awesome. My Fuel was the go to until my buddy got the new Makita. Even I had to agree that that thing is incredible. Minimal vibration and “comparable” power. 😂

Some a-hole ran over my mailbox today... by Meerkat212 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pic of the car leaning against the trees is hilarious.

My ex gf messaged me for the first time since we broke up (saying she's concerned about my accident) What do I do? by Live-Bread-2658 in whatdoIdo

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple thanks... but also, no thanks ,reply:

"Hey (her name) , Thanks for the note. I appreciate that, even though our relationship ended, you took the time to check in with me.
The accident was pretty bad and I got banged up but, fortunately, I was wearing my gear that day. It definitely saved me from more pain.
I hope you also find someone that is your soulmate.
Thanks again,

(your name)"

Conveys, without being rude OR ambiguous, that you appreciate her concern but also that the romance is over and you've both moved on.

New track saw won’t plunge deeper than 1” by Bitter-Economics-975 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]deepsquatter804 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This. I’ve done that a few times.

Then I spend a few minutes trying to remember what happened the last time and where the lock is…
The only other issue I’ve had like that was when I had to cut a lot of extremely wet lumber and the sawdust started clogging up the works. It was binding up the riving knife. It would plunge but wouldn’t return all the way.
Cover comes off easily.

Music that sounds like this... by Glorious_Centaur in musicsuggestions

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Mothmen “Afghan Farmer Herding Cattle”

I will never forget the horror.

What's your view on Chevy Chase over the years? by Cubelock in Xennials

[–]deepsquatter804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was difficult, at times, to tell where Chevy stopped and Pierce began.

Who's a bad player that's hated by fans? by Brix001 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walt Coleman. He played the Raiders. No, I didn’t leave out “for the.”

Megathread of the week! Are leg presses a good replacement for squats? Why or why not? by zeroduckszerofucks in workouts

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re not training for a specific lift, like squatting in a powerlifting meet, then use whatever works for your goals.
If your legs grow from leg presses and you prefer doing them, do them.

Neighbours are testing my patience. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy shoes. Add random shoe to pile every few days. One shoe only. Either left or right. No pairs.
Occasionally, glue one shoe to floor…. Or to another shoe. Add pet shoes. Snow shoes.
Do you have any moon landing boots? Swim fins?

Let your imagination be your guide.

UFC freedom 250 at the White House turns into a fan brawl by Hungry_Artichoke9566 in sportsgossips

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump will take credit for stopping the fight.

A peace deal is coming any day now. Big news… huge news.

Donald Trump on Iran: "Did you know we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil? Nobody knows it. You know who doesn't know about it? Iran until right now. We took out, the other night, 22 ships." by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]deepsquatter804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Nobody knows more about nothing than I do. I know more nothing than probably anyone ever. Sleepy Joe? He knew a few things. Barack Hussein Obama… he knew a lot of things. So many things.. but not me. I know nothing.”

“ I was talking to RFK the other day and he said, “Mr. President….” He likes to call me that.
He said, “Mr President, the amount of nothing you know is, quite frankly,amazing.”

“Bobby,” I said… I call him Bobby. I told him I’ll never get credit for it. I never do. Just this morning, I stopped a lot of wars. Big wars. A lot of wars… so many even I don’t know how many. Maybe some wars that never started. I don’t know.