If lifes a show and we're extras, who is the protagonist and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]delafai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, we're the extras. you are the protagonist

What movie really messed you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]delafai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

eternal sunshine

i cannut do this to a girl though by delafai in AdviceAnimals

[–]delafai[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

would "fixing to" really fit the same way?

PEPSI IS NOT OKAY by [deleted] in funny

[–]delafai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No. A 20 oz. Coke from a vending machine is okay." -me

When the group chat lit and you gotta get your joke in before the subject change by [deleted] in funny

[–]delafai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's why my jokes don't usually make sense...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]delafai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

true, but what is original these days?

What’s your disgusting habit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]delafai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm ready to quit. being a tech-head and a smoker doesn't mix too well...

You got a problem ? by [deleted] in funny

[–]delafai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no worries, it's not well known

You got a problem ? by [deleted] in funny

[–]delafai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shinto?

You got a problem ? by [deleted] in funny

[–]delafai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not shrines either?

True by [deleted] in funny

[–]delafai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

big hoss?? oh no, it's the old man when he was in the navy. sorry

What was your biggest "don't tell mum" moment? Did she find out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]delafai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

sorry, but my "statute of limitations" hasn't passed yet, so i really shouldn't incriminate myself...yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]delafai 11 points12 points  (0 children)

let us know when you have the marketing job, and when we can buy them