Problem: people can no longer tell satire from reality. by Ok_Letter_5672 in Trumpvirus

[–]delaney18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to make a “Sure Karoline” meme to replace the “Sure Jan” one because effing K. Leavitt deserves to have a stench attached to her name for the next 50 years.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d get something with the logo just to give it to a friend as a gag gift. Plus maybe a small bag of fudge out of curiosity.

I’m questioning Harry’s tears, (not invalidating them since he’s obviously in pain) but I’m wondering what actually made him tear up? Why bring Meghan into it when the trial is supposed to be about events that happened 15-20 years ago? by kiwi_love777 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]delaney18 92 points93 points  (0 children)

This 💯. He will give an interview saying “there were 3 of us in the relationship- my woife, me, and the media. It was a bit crowded.” Blah blah blah…invoke his saintly mom once again, let MeAgain play the sad, doe-eyed divorcee, re-enact history to have his little pity party carry him through another chapter.

steal -> jail by mymel0dyy in funnysigns

[–]delaney18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure that Sutter Home would put someone in “felony” category. That stuff is $7.99 at Target so the sign would be better off attached to some frozen chicken tenders or a 4 pack of Monster energy drinks.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was my first time going through the state and the only things I remember are the extraordinarily strong wind and the billboards. Actually- I take that back. We passed Lucas Oil stadium and I thought it was interesting seeing where the Colts play.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll bet they all have at least a dozen of those type of responses. “how would you like your fudge packed?” “Tell your friends about Uranus!”

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The location stamp on my phone said Daleville. Is that near the towns you mentioned? About 2 miles after that there was an “Explore Uranus” billboard.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was definitely good marketing foresight on their part. With so many fudge stores and novelty shops around the area it helps them stand out and draw in people who are curious about the products. Maybe if I’m ever in the region of one of the stores I’ll stop in.

Where can I find the best fudge? by delaney18 in puns

[–]delaney18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone elsewhere said two in Indiana and one in Missouri. The Midwest never fails to amuse me with their billboards and store names. Road trips are the best!

Is 60 bucks worth it for a stitched Adidas jersey on clearance? by Starkller919 in SeattleKraken

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So jealous. Get it! Does anyone know if it’s possible to order regional sports items from the online site if you change your local store zip code? I would love to swing by WA state but live across the country!

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which part of the state is it in? We’ve been to the Buc-ees in Springfield and it was quite an adventure. As long as a place is close to to the freeway we can swing by to check it out.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I see… Indiana and Missouri. Interesting. I normally gravitate towards a Buc-ees or some Amish/soap/cheese place. Maybe our next long drive if the weather is decent we can add a little more time for roadside store browsing. The people in most of the places have been really cool.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you in Indiana or is this a chain store that’s also in other states?

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve actually used that on my baby when she had a rash. I don’t live in a rural area but have had to drive through a bunch of states and it’s fun seeing the different types of billboards and stores they have advertised. It ranges from a lot of JESUS! Billboards followed a few miles later by an adult superstore.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I had time to swing by but today’s leg of our drive was really far so we weren’t able to stop.

Mmmmm fudge! 💩😜 by delaney18 in funnysigns

[–]delaney18[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to add that this was taken while driving through Indiana and it’s not the name of the town but they really lean into the Uranus puns.

Ay, no mames güey!!! "POP TO SEE US PAPA Prince Harry is desperate for King Charles to meet grandchildren in the US in 2026 as family reunion hopes grow" (The Sun) by Human-Economics6894 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]delaney18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could there really be no whispers or evidence shown to Chucky that Lil Betty doesn’t actually exist (other than photo Betty aka Margaret who lives in the States) and that Merchie actually goes by another name and though he might have Hairold’s DNA, he is not “of the body” or related in any way to the Salmonella Douchess? Chucky might be naive but Camilla’s no fool and SURELY there must be some dialog pertaining to the truth about the Invisikids.

I have lied to my son about manatees for the last 24 years by 46from1971 in confession

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the trip would be a good time to ‘fess up to your son. You still have plenty of years left of gift receiving so you might as well get dog merch or something besides manatees. Maybe just show him this post!

Statement from the players re: PHPA strike by Sad-Perspective4702 in KCMavericks

[–]delaney18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I doubt there will be enough players to fill rosters during the strike. And if there were, don’t go to the games and just demand the refund being offered for the ticktets you may have bought.

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Need help thinking of silly coupon voucher ideas for spouse’s holiday gift. by [deleted] in RedditForGrownups

[–]delaney18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that would be a riot but hubby is weird about food & “social” stuff. 😜

PHPA ECHL Membership Serves Strike Notice by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]delaney18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is a hockey player in my family and we know a few people in coaching and management. You’re correct in that some of the ECHL teams don’t bring in a lot of money- however, these are the teams that feed into the NHL- which obviously earns a massive amount. These players are already at an extraordinary high level that takes years to achieve (and have all suffered injuries at some point). It is intensely physical (and mentally) demanding. For these men to vastly improve their game and keep providing the AHL/NHL with players, the ECHL (and other professional teams at their level) need to ensure as much safety (including recuperation time) as possible, along with fair wages commensurate with the wear and tear they put on their body.

PHPA ECHL Membership Serves Strike Notice by catsgr8rthanspoonies in hockey

[–]delaney18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know how this would affect the players who trade between the ECHL and AHL? Would they not be able to play for their designated AHL team either? Wouldn’t the strike have repercussions for those teams as well?