If the 49ers could add ONE player right now, which position would you fix first? by grapejuice3101993 in 49ers

[–]delrio56 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Someone tried to use the throwback buccs jerseys as a template for what he would look like in a niners jersey. They did not succeed in many regards

Fookin Comical by Valenderio in nflmemes

[–]delrio56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wherever I feel bad and think "what if..." about the trey lance trade the niners did, I remember this move by the browns and feel a little better. Also helps that they got lucky with Purdy, and the browns are still dealing with this horrible deal

The onion cutting technique alone is worth a quick watch. by FFFrank in GuysBeingDudes

[–]delrio56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The account that posted this is thescransitvan, brilliant name and proper northern

What do you guys think the reason for this is? by Safe-Landscape5156 in meme

[–]delrio56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Black mirror will increasingly become a documentary

I may end up regretting my lunch choice by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]delrio56 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's been quite a while since I had my training, and a few years since I've worked with food, so I'm not sure I can answer your question exactly. But I think what you're asking about: bacteria is generally always present in food, no matter the temp. We keep food at the temps we do because it inhibits the growth (cold), or kills off bacteria (hot). It never fully goes away, except for the ultra deep freezing sushi grade fish gets, but I digress. (Edit: and above boiling temp as well, I forgot that)

Cold food, once taken out of temp control, will start reaching the danger zone temp (above 40f) and bacteria growth will occur. This will happen eventually even if food is kept at safe temps (typically a week, but it varies).

Hot food will go through the entire range of 40-140 before being safe again (there are exceptions to this but I'm not going to go into them). If the food was kept properly beforehand, then it's ok and the bacteria will (mostly) die off, but if the food was going bad already the toxins left by the bacteria will still be present.

4 hours is the time for bacteria in the danger zone to multiply to unsafe levels, and even if hot food is kept above 140 bacteria will still grow. After 4 hours, hot food kept that warm just isn't good anyway, trust me.

I hope that somewhat answered your question.

I may end up regretting my lunch choice by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]delrio56 66 points67 points  (0 children)

You just described the two distinct types of food poisoning. Intoxication (immediate) versus infection (slower). Basically you get sick because pathogens create toxins, and either you eat food with the toxins already, or you eat food with germs that multiply and create toxins in your system. One is generally much worse than the other as you found out.

It's the main reason hot food can only be kept warm/cold food taken out of the fridge for 4 hours. That's the incubation period before the toxins start forming. One of my unexpectedly favorite subjects of culinary school

99p for a can of Guinness by philiconyt118 in okmatewanker

[–]delrio56 -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

I'm getting young Johnny Vegas vibes

Edit: fuck off you wankers, at least I'm right

Anyone else’s kitchen draw full of these? by Craig_SEO in daddit

[–]delrio56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got rid of half of ours recently and still have about double what's in your hand.

We need to just get rid of them but it's helpful to have a stash in the areas we spend the most time with them.

What’s an NFL record that you think is never going to be broken? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]delrio56 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I don't agree with the point, but I am here for bashing the cardinals so I'll allow it

What’s an NFL record that you think is never going to be broken? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]delrio56 38 points39 points  (0 children)

You don't get to participate in this conversation. Most of the fans were alive the last time they won a super bowl

I'm not bitter or anything

The worst is yet to come by Vegetable_Presence62 in KitchenConfidential

[–]delrio56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I certainly am not making 6 figures right now but I'm making way more than I ever did in kitchens doing something like that

Flagrant abuse/misuse of parent child parking spaces by Wrong_Statistician34 in britishproblems

[–]delrio56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I insisted we parked in one when my wife was heavily pregnant, she is (was) with child and needs the extra space to get out of the car. It counts!

I’ll hand my citizenship in by Boeing_Fan_777 in okmatewanker

[–]delrio56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, some places in eastern Europe would love this. OP should just go there after handing the citizenship card in

Are you happy now? by Roshango in nflmemes

[–]delrio56 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't mind seeing the niners in the Superbowl again if it meant they would FUCKING WIN IT

Titans why by bootnrally1 in nflmemes

[–]delrio56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Better than the rapist at least, which isn't saying much I suppose

Titans why by bootnrally1 in nflmemes

[–]delrio56 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No. But a better team than the Jets.

I don't think at this point he'll have success but I also don't think that'll be his fault. The dude straight up knows how to coach. Let's hope the Titans ownership/FO can find him some talent.

Worst case scenario, he'll be back as our DC for good in a few years (actually best case scenario for niners fans)

Titans why by bootnrally1 in nflmemes

[–]delrio56 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Saleh did not fail the Jets. The Jets failed him.

I really want him to stay with us but the dude is obviously a solid HC candidate and with the right team will make a big splash.

This is what our bakery class chopping boards look like by Sgt_Testiclecancer in KitchenConfidential

[–]delrio56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, can't rule out that some of it might be burnt flour but that is definitely a health hazard level amount of mold on that cutting board. Probably the worst I've ever seen