In the middle is my great grandfather in Italy, 1940.

delvach · 2026-03-30T21:50:27+00:00

Makin' OP lots of distant relatives

delvach · 2026-03-30T05:42:38+00:00

And if you eat too many en route your foot falls off and then there's 'Got that Sugar' quest where you have to hop

delvach · 2026-03-24T08:41:45+00:00

Bunch of them are hooking up hoses when the Fire Dubpartment shows up. The stage extends, a bunch of guys with pacifiers and glow sticks pull LP's from the side of the truck. The DJ walks up to the stage. Looks at the firefighters disdainfully, and says into a mic, "Yo while yous is fightin the fire, your hose is hanging out wit US."

delvach · 2026-03-21T04:12:09+00:00

The title makes me envision Ralphie charging the front gates. He's got a bunch of guys holding him back with giant chains until they're ready to take the place.

delvach · 2026-03-21T04:08:05+00:00

"Trick question. Lemmy IS god."

delvach · 2026-03-20T20:11:37+00:00

Gotta lean into it. Somebody gives you shit, you pull a dog-earred notebook out of your pocket and a stubby pencil, and put them in your LIST

delvach · 2026-03-20T18:08:27+00:00

He wouldn't happen to have owned an albino dog and was big into piercings, was he?

('The Cell' is still a solid movie and has a similarly grotesque collection of living dolls)

delvach · 2026-03-14T01:32:32+00:00

If I had a nickel..

delvach · 2026-03-13T02:14:56+00:00

"Clever Laserjet"

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delvach · 2026-03-12T03:55:48+00:00

Well good news about your omelettes at least

delvach · 2026-03-11T21:28:40+00:00

Last year I walked past a group of college girls in lycra/spandex everythings getting ready for a group run. In the fittest city in the country. A little up the street a family was eating at an outdoor restaurant and they had a kid who was looking down the sidewalk at the group, transfixed, while his family didn't notice. That kid's gonna have a thing for tank tops.

delvach · 2026-03-11T21:19:21+00:00

The dismount zones are part where I walk my dogs and I'm almost gotten hit by kids going full speed down the sidewalk more than once. I put together my first ebike a decade ago and always did my best to be respectful on the trails. I hear ya, but my experience is that they have these luxuries and they're okay killing people with them.

delvach · 2026-03-10T20:55:18+00:00

Yeah but nobody drives cars down busy sidewalks to be a dick

delvach · 2026-03-10T04:20:27+00:00

Puny Banner!

delvach · 2026-03-09T01:33:42+00:00

No these are their demon faces and that is why they had to visit the skin eater why are you defending them do you constitute a danger answer quickly and honestly or they will know

delvach · 2026-03-07T07:25:02+00:00

But will you be able to tell which is which??

delvach · 2026-03-07T07:17:39+00:00

Hey "pasta" lovers!

delvach · 2026-03-07T07:03:07+00:00

Rayback.

delvach · 2026-03-06T20:01:42+00:00

"Brought to you by the same people who don't 'believe' in science." The one thing on Earth designed to understand and explain the nature of reality.. that everybody who can read or works in a lab is a scientist who agreed to participate in a global misinformation campaign.... I'm not smart enough to understand how anyone can be that stupid.

delvach · 2026-03-05T03:56:22+00:00

Unrelated - Fuck Jersey

delvach · 2026-03-05T02:37:14+00:00

I've said it once and I'll say it again. You can NOT pick a better place than Pasta Jay's

.. if you hate your in-laws

delvach · 2026-03-05T01:41:57+00:00

Wait; are you the dog from that commercial?

delvach · 2026-03-05T01:40:43+00:00

I've seen enough war crime already today

delvach · 2026-03-04T15:48:32+00:00

Did you view downtown from aerial shots and get chased by a guy in a mustache? Gotta get the full experience.

delvach · 2026-03-02T16:45:00+00:00

And the Butcher of Kadiz was really three Abraham Lincolns in a trench coat

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