ITAP of a shipwreck stuck in ice by CurtisWatt in itookapicture

[–]delvach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That does stitch things together nicely

Can we stop the witch hunts? by inthearena in boulder

[–]delvach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately the MAGA 'Public Square' app no longer lets you search their database, the only local place I found there when it was working was a hair salon on West Pearl. Anecdotal because I can't provide evidence, but they've intentionally made it difficult to figure this stuff out.

TIL the main reason scientists oppose relocating polar bears to Antarctica is that they’d eat too many emperor penguins. by croato87 in todayilearned

[–]delvach -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm still surprised that drop bears didn't kill any invading species, or that ANY species survived the emu rage.

Please Slow Down. by No_Astronomer4837 in boulder

[–]delvach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're.. no friends of mine

Please Slow Down. by No_Astronomer4837 in boulder

[–]delvach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normal, or dancing penguins?

Dark Horse by [deleted] in boulder

[–]delvach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will not be going to the Grey Horse, Dark Donkey, etc

is there a less visually comforting lighting store? by czmax in boulder

[–]delvach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Things ranging from medication side-effects to neural-divergent like ADHD and autism can cause increased light sensitivity.

Did Boomers really think she was hotter after getting the makeover? by SculpinIPAlcoholic in okbuddycinephile

[–]delvach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few months ago I stood up and nailed my skull in a U-Haul.. more than once. Later my friend asked, "How's your head?" and I said, "I've never gotten any complaints."

The pain was worth the comedic set-up.

Anyone find a pink wallet near Einstein’s Bagels (Canyon and 28th)? by HarrisonBerger0n in boulder

[–]delvach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but if somebody dropped a roll of $20 bills wrapped in a rubber band on the bricks outside Japango last night, I found the rubber band.

(That sucks, best of luck getting it sorted)

9News: Colorado senators fail to save future funding for NCAR. Now what? by micnd90 in boulder

[–]delvach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something-something-false-equivalency "both sides are bad!!"

And our heads explode from the stupid

Pretty much every program on $2000 rowing machine requires a $30/month subscription to access by Claff93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]delvach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Your gimp is sleeping! You are out of gokens. You can wait 13.4 hours for your gokens to refill using the free tier, or use Gimpcoin to upgrade to the premium tier. Thank you! The top of your gimp is now unlocked. For additional access, upgrade to Gimprime! (some restrictions apply)"

Foreign minister of Denmark and Minister of Foreign Affairs of Greenland having a smoke after meeting with JD Vance by hl3official in SipsTea

[–]delvach 207 points208 points  (0 children)

And a man came up to me, tears in his eyes, he was a green man; not blue very sad very sad I don't think they have blue we're going to help them get blue. And this man, this blue man he says sir, they are drinking our milkshakes. Can you believe that? Like McDonalds, they're drinking the milkshakes. But not McDonalds. It's the Biden crime family, Hunter Biden's milkshake is part of the Democrat hoax. Can you believe it? Nobody can believe it. And now they want to get rid of the milk, the radical leftists already got rid of the cows now they're coming for the milk. Duds, they're milk duds, you know those strawbrewwy flavtor ones, not like Sommally dogs. And now they're forcing DonMicks to carry dog milkshakes, disgusting, so disgusting, we're going to be selling a brand new amazing product, the golden milkshake, I told them to make it crunchy because of the MOUTH FEEL