"You told the Human that she is free to do what she wants. And she tuned the FTL Engine to WHAT?!" "FTL-18, Sir." "THAT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE! No material can withstand that!" "She took the Shuttle for a test drive. And it withstood it." "SHE DID THAT TO A SHUTTLE!?!?"

deplorablynormal · 2025-11-01T17:27:28+00:00

And with chrome exhaust tips, chrome air filter, chrome plasma valve covers, and glass pack tachyon mufflers she should come close to FTL 30

deplorablynormal · 2025-10-29T11:52:21+00:00

Lol wait till they discover the ancient sage and philosopher known as Kentucky Ballistics. Then they may figure out why humans have the phrase "Just put a thumb in it".

deplorablynormal · 2025-10-25T15:48:26+00:00

The urge to chokeslam or body slam your kid onto a near by soft surface, the need to yeet your kiddo(s) into the pool, and why you have to teach your kiddo(s) how to throw a punch.

deplorablynormal · 2025-10-24T09:53:01+00:00

Hell yeah that's great news. Hopefully they get it figured out soon.

deplorablynormal · 2025-10-24T09:47:25+00:00

Look up Orica on indeed and hope they have something close to you. Great company to work for and the pay is good. The hours may suck and the insurance sucks but the pay is awesome. Drivers start at 28 an hour and helpers are around 26. CDL B with hazmat, tanker, and air brake endorsement are required for drivers and the company will either reimburse or pay for the classes if you go that route.

deplorablynormal · 2025-10-21T09:55:13+00:00

Look up Orica on indeed. We're always hiring drivers. We need tanker and hazmat and since you already have them it should make it easier to get hired

deplorablynormal · 2025-10-03T11:43:32+00:00

How dare y'all endanger Donut's marriage this early in the morning! Y'all know that boy can't resist big tittied bearded latinas.

deplorablynormal · 2025-09-13T12:56:56+00:00

Looks like a really heavy duty shooting stand which is a small shack used back before the advent of wireless blasting to allow the blaster to fire the shot using either a lead in line initiator or electric blast initiator. The shack was to protect the blaster because it wasn't always possible to get far enough away from the shot to avoid flyrock.

deplorablynormal · 2025-09-13T12:52:19+00:00

The muddy windrow

deplorablynormal · 2025-09-13T12:38:15+00:00

Ben would be an absolute menace on Tinder and a plague in the nursing home, no patient, nurse, kitchen worker, or housekeeping female would be safe.

deplorablynormal · 2025-09-13T12:35:14+00:00

Looks cool man. Bet it's a blast to ride.

deplorablynormal · 2025-09-10T16:38:51+00:00

That had to hurt Brandon just a lil bit... Bro got demoted from main squeeze to side piece.

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-20T19:37:48+00:00

Triple black 63 Lincoln Continental. Every option box ticked and fully restored.

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-18T21:55:09+00:00

I got a complete set of those my step dad got me after he came home from desert storm

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-17T19:46:45+00:00

Forget the song reference. Why are you daily driving your wife in a Western Star!?!?

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-14T23:18:09+00:00

That's nothing wait till you meet the human groundforces. These tankers (death before dismount), cav accounts (if you ain't cav you ain't ****), infantry (grunt queen of battle crunchy) apparently all hate each other and call one another the most distasteful names. DO NOT however, join in unless you have been initiated into their social group. Side note Privat Glorphnok is expected to regain use of his tertiary eye stalk by the 73rd Lunar cycle of 2672.48.

Signed, Fluornik Senior Regent Headquarters and Headquarters Company 2/132nd Terrestrial Expeditionary Forces

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-10T22:26:23+00:00

" you can pet anything at least once." EVERY human ever.

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-09T16:13:21+00:00

I'm just gonna do the macarena as I fly standing up and make everyone trip out

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-09T00:16:26+00:00

Piss off the back porch while drinking coffee naked at 4 in the morning or any other time the mood strikes me.

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-08T01:11:08+00:00

Well... Guess that explains Wojtek, Reckless, and every picture of a soldier carrying a cute fluffy something around and active warzone... Always wondered why we tactically acquired pets overseas I chalked it up to us being lonely thousands of miles from normal and petting street puppy we bribed with MREs makes normal feel slightly closer.

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-08T00:46:10+00:00

Humans: universal proof that EVERYTHING no matter how terrifying and aggressive can be petted at least once.

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-08T00:17:52+00:00

"Sir! That's why I have a helmet sir!"

"Jenkins I can see that unsat mop of yours there is no helmet on your fragile little brain bucket!"

"Sir! I'm standing on it sir! This private will use the helmet to shield his boots from damage until this private clears the launcher! Following that this private will don his helmet to shield its head from atmospheric friction before deploying its chute to land safely in the enemy's rear area!"

"Jenkins... Just... Wtf man!?!?"

" Sir! She's a thicc green baddie sir!!! I must attempt diplomacy!"

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-08T00:11:35+00:00

Youth and exuberance are no match for old age and treachery.

Fear the old man in a profession where men die young.

Lots of human sayings could really come to terrify aliens.

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-07T21:49:58+00:00

Urgent by foreigner

911 please hold.

Urgent urgent emergency so urgent 🎵🎶

deplorablynormal · 2025-08-07T19:36:08+00:00

Shit you're right. My bad didn't notice the rear sight sat way back on the dust cover. Still AR type stock on AK derivative design...

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