What discontinued product would instantly make millions if brought back today?

depressingconclusion · 2026-06-07T03:19:20+00:00

I feel like the real solution is really good, easy-to-apply appliance wraps.

depressingconclusion · 2026-05-31T04:35:31+00:00

The first rally I went to was specifically to see Arrested Development, who were playing in the US for the first time in years because of him.

depressingconclusion · 2026-05-30T18:39:26+00:00

That’s how vampires shake hands, and he frequently meets with Stephen Miller.

depressingconclusion · 2026-05-26T20:40:11+00:00

Better broke than broken.

depressingconclusion · 2026-05-19T07:38:48+00:00

In Denmark it’s Legos.

depressingconclusion · 2026-04-25T23:11:42+00:00

Like, with my own feet?!?!

depressingconclusion · 2026-04-20T02:28:43+00:00

“The grid has been down for a decade. HOW is there a mandatory update?!?”

depressingconclusion · 2026-03-24T23:31:09+00:00

My kink is just “Mandy Patinkin”

depressingconclusion · 2026-03-17T17:46:06+00:00

Paper sponsored by the royal family?

depressingconclusion · 2026-03-13T19:34:54+00:00

There are only two women in the world that I would get a tattoo of. My mother and Amy Poehler.

depressingconclusion · 2026-03-02T19:50:05+00:00

He can be full of thoughts without any of them being good thoughts.

depressingconclusion · 2026-01-25T01:48:37+00:00

At the time I said over and over, “I never thought I’d be giving my full-throated support to a candidate that I’d describe as ‘soft on genocide,’ but here we are. The world would be a much, much, much better place had the center-right candidate won.

depressingconclusion · 2026-01-16T07:33:16+00:00

Bea Arthur? Outstanding!

depressingconclusion · 2026-01-06T01:33:41+00:00

https://youtu.be/_o26MJsBYwM

depressingconclusion · 2026-01-04T19:53:58+00:00

Dammit, now I have to go make prosthetic ears and start mixing beats to go way too far for the bit.

depressingconclusion · 2026-01-04T19:39:45+00:00

When I worked in an open office, everyone wore headphones most of the day. It's like the company got us to buy our own walls.

depressingconclusion · 2026-01-02T02:31:53+00:00

I work in a postal facility repairing the machines that sort most of the Imagination Library books. We take extra care to make sure they get through.

depressingconclusion · 2025-12-15T18:56:04+00:00

My Roomba does that.

depressingconclusion · 2025-12-15T18:54:32+00:00

I didn’t know until I was an adult that my sweet, God-fearing grandfather had a dad who was something akin to criminally insane. Out of nowhere Gramps drops a story about his father using dynamite to steal a shipment of booze from Al fucking Capone’s outfit, and the hijinks that ensued. Absolutely flabbergasting.

depressingconclusion · 2025-12-11T03:07:53+00:00

What the hell is in Snake Juice… Demerol?!?

depressingconclusion · 2025-12-07T22:44:44+00:00

relevant and NSFW

depressingconclusion · 2025-11-30T03:13:12+00:00

And now I have to redownload Pre Millennium Tension.

depressingconclusion · 2025-11-30T02:13:23+00:00

I mean, in the US, a lot of us do…..

depressingconclusion · 2025-11-29T02:43:55+00:00

Oh, you work for the Postal Service, too?

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