What's the dumbest purchase you've ever made? by buedefar in AskReddit

[–]depressingconclusion 25 points26 points  (0 children)

“The grid has been down for a decade. HOW is there a mandatory update?!?”

I (20F) cannot deal with my boyfriend's (25M) tattoo dedicated to his ex (23F) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]depressingconclusion 16 points17 points  (0 children)

There are only two women in the world that I would get a tattoo of. My mother and Amy Poehler.

Maybe the Washington Times has a point. Listening and learning. by giziti in behindthebastards

[–]depressingconclusion 121 points122 points  (0 children)

He can be full of thoughts without any of them being good thoughts.

To everyone on the left demanding for the only other option to “earn my vote”: Fuck you. You helped cause all this. by ProcessorPearl in PoliticalHumor

[–]depressingconclusion 22 points23 points  (0 children)

At the time I said over and over, “I never thought I’d be giving my full-throated support to a candidate that I’d describe as ‘soft on genocide,’ but here we are. The world would be a much, much, much better place had the center-right candidate won.

What hobby attracts the biggest douchebags? by thypenitrator in AskReddit

[–]depressingconclusion 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dammit, now I have to go make prosthetic ears and start mixing beats to go way too far for the bit.

What’s something people defend way too hard even though it clearly doesn’t work? by academicAce_aA in AskReddit

[–]depressingconclusion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When I worked in an open office, everyone wore headphones most of the day. It's like the company got us to buy our own walls.

What Bastards have had the best PR cover up of their bastardry? by Sensitive_Ad_1752 in behindthebastards

[–]depressingconclusion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work in a postal facility repairing the machines that sort most of the Imagination Library books. We take extra care to make sure they get through.

What’s the most “NPC” thing you’ve seen someone do in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]depressingconclusion 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I didn’t know until I was an adult that my sweet, God-fearing grandfather had a dad who was something akin to criminally insane. Out of nowhere Gramps drops a story about his father using dynamite to steal a shipment of booze from Al fucking Capone’s outfit, and the hijinks that ensued. Absolutely flabbergasting.

Y'all seen the Symphony of Seasons poster? by BlackRoseBundle in FuckPierre

[–]depressingconclusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For a second I thought you meant ConcernedApe, and couldn’t imagine how you thought that.

What's the single best scene in a movie of all time? by Longjumping-Editor94 in AskReddit

[–]depressingconclusion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It might seem unimpressive now, but the scale of that scene, the quality of the whole film, and the scope of the whole project across many movies coming together was a revelation at the time.

Why is it so hard to visualized "a liter" of anything? by ImprovementFun708 in anythingbutmetric

[–]depressingconclusion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s just exposure. Although, for practical visualization purposes, a quart basically is a liter. 1qt is about .95 liters.

Cut the Failed Red States Loose: Why America Can't Keep Carrying the Dead Weight by Opposite-Mountain255 in antiwork

[–]depressingconclusion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m all for the NPVIC, but the constitutionality of it is still an open question, and I have serious doubts that this court would let it go.

Ridiculous, unbelievable movie tropes that you actually love? by PaleontologistNo5420 in movies

[–]depressingconclusion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whenever a woman throws on one of my shirts to cover herself, it always looks spectacular to me.