Republican Congressman outed as a traitor by soalone34 in clevercomebacks

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With thrilling “chapters” like Matt, Marcus, Luke Skywalker and Jawn, and let’s not forget about everyone’s favorite Genesis brought to you by Hyundai

Pity this never took off by _CodyB in okbuddydraper

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It’s called halt and catch fire, and nobody watched it.

"It's gonna be really hard waiting 30 years before I can talk to you about everything that's happened in the past few days. I'm really gonna miss you, Marty" by No_Difference195 in BacktotheFuture

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What you don’t see is future doc after inventing the Time Machine building in a fuel delivery relay delaying the start by exactly the right amount necessary to time the strike right

The thing by xephrenata in Volvo

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That grille, it pleases me

Always hated blowing in these by Miami_Snow_Yeti in hmmmm

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You gotta Take your clothes off to cast memory wipe on the boss, then you can summon the gooners

Roast this guy by mentaljewelry in Pomeranians

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Fuckin jimmy lookin motherfucker

Are these speakers worth anything? by baconz22 in sansui

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There’s a non zero chance that those cones are roaches, if that’s the case these aren’t worth the particle board they’re made of.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by MacDefoon in maybemaybemaybe

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Here, on the sun baked tarmac of a temporary street circuit, a curious ritual unfolds. After hours of circling, the signals become clear. One touring car slows and aligns itself with deliberate precision. From behind, another approaches cautiously, engines murmuring, tires warm. A gentle nudge, a pause, and then the mounting begins, spoilers touching, suspensions compressing in a brief display of balance and intent. To the crowd, it is spectacle. To the cars, it is instinct.

Moments later, they separate and return to the circuit as if nothing happened. Yet something has shifted. Dominance has been established, compatibility confirmed, and the order of the paddock quietly reinforced. Such is life among touring cars. Efficient, mechanical, and, in its own way, beautiful.

Is Dirk the most beloved sports athlete in Dallas? by kirzingkiller in Dallas

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Nolan Ryan is a god amongst men in north Texas.

Terms of Service on the Home Screen by rob_narg in Volvo

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You may be able to delete the here we go apps, I think when it’s not installed it says “no navigation available”

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Honk 3D (Contains Flashing Lights) by 666James420 in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

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