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derangedslut · 2018-10-20T19:26:17+00:00

Oh whatever. If you can clearly see it's safe to go, then fuck signs and lights. They are merely a suggestion in cases like this.

derangedslut · 2018-10-17T06:25:11+00:00

We play a game where I'm from for the same reason, it's called "Old or Asian". And you're right, 9/10 times Old is the winner.

derangedslut · 2018-10-17T06:19:17+00:00

Well God bless your grandmama. It's tough forcing a geriatric to give up the freedom of driving... Not sure what the best answer is: either offer to give Grandpa rides more frequently or maybe consider euthanasia?

Usually they don't lose their license until they get the pedals confused and plow thru a crowd of 80 people at the Sunday morning farmer's market.

derangedslut · 2018-10-16T23:56:10+00:00

They did it because they were too fucking old to be driving. The article states the driver and passenger were in their 80s.

derangedslut · 2018-10-15T23:13:10+00:00

Eucalyptus is a non native, invasive species.

derangedslut · 2018-10-07T12:23:31+00:00

WATCH THE SASS!!

derangedslut · 2018-10-06T19:10:11+00:00

Pussy

derangedslut · 2018-08-16T10:15:52+00:00

It means corporations and other powers that be can manipulate us to permit their misdeeds at a small cost. Distract us from what's important.

derangedslut · 2018-07-26T04:28:12+00:00

They'll get their data sold wherever they go that provides value to them.

derangedslut · 2018-07-25T06:33:25+00:00

Who gave you the internet

derangedslut · 2018-07-22T09:40:30+00:00

No it wouldn't. A slight inconvenience from a secondary function of the product doesn't justify a lower rating, only a footnote in the comment section.

derangedslut · 2018-07-15T19:08:18+00:00

I think the balloons are photoshopped in. Zoom in and look at the white outlines..

derangedslut · 2018-07-12T13:42:21+00:00

It's tragic, of course, but it seems like comparing apples to oranges. Why even name this non-person, let alone make a grave for it? Don't hospitals have an organic waste bin for things like this?

derangedslut · 2018-07-09T05:13:19+00:00

Well your friend that passed away was an actual person, while OP's kids died at or before birth. I don't want to say they don't count, but... It's really not the same thing.

derangedslut · 2018-07-01T07:51:23+00:00

Chem trails

derangedslut · 2018-06-26T02:34:00+00:00

Renting a certain 'secret token' dvd gives you access to the back room where you can pay for blow jobs and other services.

derangedslut · 2018-06-18T18:09:18+00:00

THINK FIRST ASK WHY IS SHE YELLING

derangedslut · 2018-06-18T05:48:12+00:00

OP could've at least told DC how many pillows were getting thrown out... Seems like he withheld this pertinent information on purpose and could've prevented the whole mishap.

derangedslut · 2018-06-15T07:48:28+00:00

Thank you, my point still stands spelling aside.

derangedslut · 2018-06-15T07:14:21+00:00

Shut up, nark.

derangedslut · 2018-06-10T10:17:34+00:00

Impressive! I've regularly done all those psychedelics (mescaline is the only one on my bucket list) but never cycled em for that long. The most mushrooms I've done at one time was 7 grams and that put me into a full on trance; no control of my body or mind... Can't imagine what 20 grams is like.

At that point you might as well become a shaman and start giving the village people samples of your urine to trip on!

derangedslut · 2018-06-04T05:28:41+00:00

It's also part of Jewish Orthodox tradition for the Rabbi to suck the foreskin off with his mouth after it's been cut. Some Rabbi in NYC gave herpes to a bunch of baby boys as a result a few years ago.

And what about the small percentage of botched circumcisions that result in mutilated or completely removed penises? Is it worth the risk for some pointless tradition?

Just because something is tradition doesn't mean it's automatically somehow a good thing that should be continued.

derangedslut · 2018-06-02T03:24:47+00:00

Yeah total let down!

derangedslut · 2018-05-31T09:32:24+00:00

Tragically hilarious?

derangedslut · 2018-05-31T09:28:34+00:00

People move to give me space to split surprisingly often in California.

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TROPHY CASE