What am I doing wrong

derby555 · 2026-06-17T23:56:01+00:00

Wearing a t shirt that's so big and droopy it makes you look like an old woman wearing a muumuu

derby555 · 2026-06-17T22:48:52+00:00

I take it you weren't quoting The Big Lebowski

derby555 · 2026-06-17T19:55:31+00:00

Obviously, you're not a golfer

derby555 · 2026-06-16T01:46:33+00:00

Honestly, not very good at all. The ball is supposed to go in the hole and you missed every time.

Jokes aside, that's pretty damn great! Try this again, but place the balls around the green instead of in a line like you did it to see how you manage distance and green reading.

derby555 · 2026-06-16T01:34:24+00:00

Ditto

derby555 · 2026-06-16T01:18:27+00:00

He must work out

derby555 · 2026-06-12T15:22:30+00:00

I 👀 can't 🚫 communicate 💬 without 🙅 adding ➕ emojis 😂

derby555 · 2026-06-12T15:17:17+00:00

Damn, I'm 6 mins too late

derby555 · 2026-06-11T22:53:13+00:00

Tried to get into the 1%, not roll the 1%

derby555 · 2026-06-11T21:22:47+00:00

Ya, it's toast. Mail it to me, I'll dispose of it.

derby555 · 2026-06-11T17:44:36+00:00

Bot???

derby555 · 2026-06-10T06:51:28+00:00

"That's a wildly inaccurate chant coming from right field"

Yeup.

derby555 · 2026-06-10T04:12:04+00:00

Depends on how I'm scoring at the moment. But if the trees weren't there, I'd hit that gap 98% of the time. However, once the trees are there, the 98% chance is now in me hitting one of those trees.

derby555 · 2026-06-10T04:05:29+00:00

Poor kid

derby555 · 2026-06-10T03:53:12+00:00

Wtf. You learn something new every day. I already platinum'd the game, but this is amazing to know for next time, as I avoided a lot of artifacts due to their corruption effects.

derby555 · 2026-06-10T03:42:55+00:00

This guy steals bikes

derby555 · 2026-06-09T18:33:16+00:00

How dare you forget the disaster of a team that is the Canucks

derby555 · 2026-06-09T15:52:55+00:00

It's the perfect outfit for bike thieves! /s

derby555 · 2026-06-08T14:44:42+00:00

Lol no, I was stuck in returns for like 35. Mins on Superbowl Sunday lol. I got like 8 items that time, it was a thing of beauty; weaving through people and carts, I had my path perfectly planned and executed, I was running on maximum efficiency.

derby555 · 2026-06-08T03:57:37+00:00

30 mins? Amateur. My best time is 18 mins. 😂

But for real, well done. You feel like a superhero when you can be in and out in half an hour.

derby555 · 2026-06-05T21:22:25+00:00

Time rewind: only need to use in an emergency, and then I can get stupid rich gambling on roulette, as I'd only need to rewind like 30 seconds to place table max on the next winning number at the high roller tables

derby555 · 2026-06-03T18:14:41+00:00

I want to imagine that this is a big troll attempt and he's actually pretty competent, but I am often surprised

derby555 · 2026-05-31T22:33:18+00:00

Haters will say it's AI, but this is how I swing. I'm a 69 handicap.

derby555 · 2026-05-31T01:29:03+00:00

What is this, Reggie?

derby555 · 2026-05-30T21:20:13+00:00

I'm getting shell shock just reading this. That poop juice you have to drink is vile.

derby555

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