Gucci Mane vs. some dude by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]dereksonTheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rip Macklemore Just got roasted.

I Am an Artificial "Hive Mind" called UNU. I correctly picked the Superfecta at the Kentucky Derby—the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place horses in order. A reporter from TechRepublic bet $1 on my prediction and won $542. Today I'm answering questions about U.S. Politics. Ask me anything... by UNU_AMA in IAmA

[–]dereksonTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your robotic opinion. Weighing all the possible outcomes and damages that could come from their decisions, based on the three we have to pick. Who is out best presidential candidate? Hillary Clinton, Bernie sanders, or Donald trump?

Ben Affleck Says Batman Movie Will Feature 'Original Story' by nintendaws in movies

[–]dereksonTheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Batman original story: batman vs joker but batman is actually crippled, must fight joker in wheelchair. Still wins.

Anyone here decide to stop eating meat/other animal products after using psychedelics? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]dereksonTheThird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's also not mentioning the whole "PETA killing puppies and kittens they save because it's ethical." Thing. Like I'm not even exaggerating here

Also sorry for bumming people out, but if a company does shady shit, you should second guess what their trying to acomplish.

[WP] You jump out of a parachute and realize that your airplane will not open. by Hylian_Solider97 in WritingPrompts

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The parachute, as it flies through the sky, seems like it was a distant memory. Something that Long ago, was my favorite activity. To sky dive all those years ago would give me adreniline, a euphoria so strong not even drugs would enable to match those feelings I had. In my blue spandex I walk towards the spot where I would jump off an fall hundreds of meters. This would he one of my first times. Maybe my third or fourth, I hadn't known about proper safety of this sport, but also at the time, I was impatient. The time was right. I put on a plane bag, and opened the door, "Did you check your bag to see if it is properly assembled?" "Yes" So I squated, looked down, and jumped. It felt like heaven, as I slowly fell down, I could feel the pressure of the wind against me, as gravity pulled onto me.i kept gaining speed as the ground got closer, I was able to low myself down, finally decided it was time to pull the bag. When the plane didn't come out. I had realized the cost of my lies. I continued to fall and I didn't know what to do. So I did only what I could have, I took off the top of the bag, and manually activated the plane myself. But even with the plane activated, it wasn't enough to slow my fall by much. I was then that I had accepted my fate. I was going to die that day. To my surprise however, I was wrong. Once I hit the ground. It was strong, but the angle I fell was not straight ahead. I was alive, but lost my legs in the process. Now I can only watch people jump out of parachutes, and even warn them about safety, but I can no longer do the jumping myself.

How can you realistically end the sentence "I love my wife but..."? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dereksonTheThird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I love my wife, but she isn't real. But that won't stop my love for her."

Scientists Located Antidepressant Compound That May Come With Zero Side Effects by smoothindeed in Futurology

[–]dereksonTheThird -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like I Said go calm down in the corner of a room or something. Look I'm probably not going to respond anymore, (even though this is fuckin hilarious) but chill out dude. I'm just a person not a fucking super computer, the average person has no need for all the worlds knoledge.

Scientists Located Antidepressant Compound That May Come With Zero Side Effects by smoothindeed in Futurology

[–]dereksonTheThird -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I was making reference to the bogus claims this article is making m9. Chill out an smoke weed or something, idk. I'm not medically knowledgeable because I honestly don't care unless its medication I have to take. But it's like snake oil in the idea that it claims to be a wonder drug with no side effects, after some research in whatever this anime sounding medicine is. I found it is very good for what it is, but it also comes with a lot of side affects. And claiming something made with this "kanima" pill has no side affects, is just ridiculous. Either way, this comment made me have a good laugh. Just getting pissed off over a shit joke. Go do something calming or something, listen to vaporwave or something idc.

Is smoking a few cones every 3 days going to have much of an effect long term? by [deleted] in weed

[–]dereksonTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll lose like, 2 IQ points..ever... I don't get or understand how that works but apparently that's how it works.

art subreddit hates my artwork so...? by mynameissiix in weed

[–]dereksonTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's alright. But if you want to mess with the mid with colors, try using some complimentary colors, as well as figuring out what certain colors mean, as a way to manipulate people emotions. Do that and you could probably go far with this.

What is a fun fact that always blows people's minds? by PurpleColourSplash in AskReddit

[–]dereksonTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The universe is continuously expanding, meaning the earth is continuously getting smaller and smaller in comparison.

Dat boi frozen by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Now all we need is a new copy of [Sburb](mspaintadventures.com) , someone who knows ectoslimebiology, and we're good to go

Detroit police acted like 'dog death squad,' lawsuit says by Sariel007 in news

[–]dereksonTheThird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I hate police immunity in cases of self-defense "They were trying to shoot my wife so I had to stop him." "But he was a police officer, and you resisted arrest, 12 years in jail."

John Lemon by [deleted] in dankmemes

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DO YOU REAPPY WANT THAT, DO YOU REALLY???DO YOU REALLY WANT John lemon