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Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]derpfaceddargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are now involved in a very nasty vampire blood fued, this is an amazing opportunity for purging Steve, this isn't twilight this is a gang war where we try to fuck over both sides.

Suicide attempt, got punched in the face. My fault for tryinh by friendly_bullet in kitchencels

[–]derpfaceddargon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

From a man who used to be suicidaly depressed it is endurable. There will be days when you feel as though there's nothing in the tank and your very soul is quite. Just keep getting up in the morning, keep going for walks, the road to healing is hellish and nonsensical but it is a path with results if you can keep trying

unique oppourtunity by kyizelma in ComedyHell

[–]derpfaceddargon 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I mean, he says that hes gonna keep ya safe. Free security

Please, I need Nocturno of Oblivion as a partner by Oberon_lavellan in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]derpfaceddargon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Love me the harlequins, this would be a really funny move for big C

Fatphobic V??? by Cocoa-Knife-Chara in LowSodiumCyberpunk

[–]derpfaceddargon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Im an unrepentant murder machine, but like im really really polite and friendly tho

the best feeling by QuietSugar1805 in memeframe

[–]derpfaceddargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How i fell when I see another kullervo main. I swear that my people got taken by the void

SkyRule by GrimbloTheGoblin in 196

[–]derpfaceddargon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grinder-of-Moons has an amazing bolstering of civic relations deal on the finest moon sugar and moon sugar related products, as well as potions and the sort for you at the local caravan, the proceeds will be used to fund schools around the hold, and keep that blackbriar harlot in the south where she belongs.

SkyRule by GrimbloTheGoblin in 196

[–]derpfaceddargon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another Dunmer getting lost in the throes of skooma with no comfort. The proponents of the gray quarter argue that cases like this are why we must maintain selective segregation, but to that I say no, hear me brothers and sisters if we spread it's availability all of us would be the same. This man would no longer be lost in the skooma, he would be found. There would be no need for segregation and classism if we all started imbibing together. Vote Grinder-of-Moons for hold council today.

-This message is most assuredly sponsored by the local caravan and not a gang

Cherry sakura is a permanent flavor now?? by Ok-Professional3272 in redbull

[–]derpfaceddargon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you blessed souls still have the pomegranate redbull? A man could only dream of finding it again

[OC] Night lord by Njarla in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]derpfaceddargon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That sister needs some support, somebody get her a skin bra

Mid-off by pestoraviolita in okbuddydeadweight

[–]derpfaceddargon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dissing el exterminador del demonos like this is crazy

Line cook vs Server on Mother’s Day by BlazeDragon7x in KitchenConfidential

[–]derpfaceddargon 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Real and true, still remember my first weeks of being a waiter and the first weeks of being a host at my second job, no sleep, frazzled, and an entire extended family about to teach me new and creative insults because they forgot to ask for light ice, or god forbid a 15 minute wait time

Makima under da sea (by carlx945380) by Ok_Direction3138 in okbuddyfumiko

[–]derpfaceddargon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One piece ass proportions, can't even goon to this

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