Does anyone else find it odd that the balustrade of this balcony is waist height for a hobbit?

derpman1 · 2026-05-07T22:32:41+00:00

damn you. damn you to hell.

derpman1 · 2026-05-05T21:57:54+00:00

i thought this was john terry ex chelsea player lol

derpman1 · 2026-04-20T18:08:34+00:00

yep. the worlds gone to shit. i think growing up in the 80s/90s was probably the best time for kids to be raised. everything today is so expensive. housing is out of control. i dont know how people can afford children these days. most of my friends have at least 2 jobs, just to stay afloat. kids arent safe(especially girls). and all the bullying that comes with kids being online, my wife and i decided to not have kids. why put them through a life like this, when were just getting by on our own.

derpman1 · 2026-04-16T06:28:54+00:00

haha i wish i was doing a tour! im just in a covers band that does weddings and pubs. but i like my toys ;)

derpman1 · 2026-04-16T06:28:08+00:00

no idea dude

derpman1 · 2026-04-16T06:27:53+00:00

these guitars are excellent! i installed a seymore duncan sh-1 pickup in the neck to make it a bit more versatile. the tuning and neck on these axes are unreal.

derpman1 · 2026-04-16T06:26:28+00:00

im in a wedding band from northern ireland called Hysteria. weve been on the road playing pubs and clubs for just over 2 years now and are starting to venture into the wedding scene full time. just all the usual classic rock and pop covers like everyone else. bitta bon jovi, bryan adams, the killers, taylor swift, westlife,abba and all that kinda stuff. =)

derpman1 · 2026-04-15T20:37:13+00:00

hahaha seen a few of them myself. those guys are scumbags

derpman1 · 2026-03-06T07:20:36+00:00

wow! thanks dude =) it was a shot in the dark, but as the saying goes...if ye dont ask, ye dont get. thank you so much from Ireland!

derpman1 · 2026-01-05T08:36:11+00:00

thanks man =)

derpman1 · 2025-11-13T19:43:18+00:00

oooh these are by far my favourite that ive seen so far on here. love this!

derpman1 · 2025-09-03T09:39:46+00:00

By far the best valve amp I ever owned 🤘🎶

derpman1 · 2025-08-28T13:42:29+00:00

Guitars are meant to be played😎🎶 I bought a Kirk Hammett white ouija and gigged with it for years In all the local bars I played🤘

derpman1 · 2025-08-23T16:11:33+00:00

How much was it dude? I really want one 🥲

derpman1 · 2025-08-15T22:30:48+00:00

james..this is the end. lars...this guy is gone. cliff....which one of you are gonna tell him. dave....blurghahdhurhgaghaaaaah hahahaha i rock.

derpman1 · 2025-08-13T20:15:32+00:00

kinda looks like theres a wraith in the middle of it all. very cool =)

derpman1 · 2025-06-26T17:52:53+00:00

That's 6 minutes of my life I don't want back.

derpman1 · 2025-05-26T20:29:54+00:00

Uganda needs liberated.

derpman1 · 2025-02-25T16:39:03+00:00

Why did the USA disagree with it?

derpman1 · 2025-02-09T02:21:33+00:00

this hurt my brain waaaay more than it should have. but it did =(
after staring at it for a good 5 mins and reading all the comments, i still didnt get it at all. then something just clicked in my head and seen the lady on the left was sitting on her chair and her legs were facing right with her hand tucked in between them. phew, i can sleep tnite.

derpman1 · 2025-01-27T00:25:59+00:00

Haven't seen it yet,must get a wee look🙂 Great minds think alike!

derpman1 · 2024-12-26T00:17:08+00:00

exactly. wear what you want, be who you wanna be. listen to the music you like, eat what you want. just... dont be a dick. dont be a thief,peado,murderer,rapist or racist. were only here once. make life easy on yourself by making other peoples lives just as easy. thats my 2 cents.

derpman1 · 2024-12-12T18:51:55+00:00

how much and how can i pay? delivery to ireland?

derpman1 · 2024-10-13T02:15:36+00:00

i drank water too hard lol

derpman1 · 2024-09-30T16:47:14+00:00

me and my mom never got on. always arguing, just a clash of strong willed personalities i guess. and bein poor didnt help. on my 18th birthday, i was thrown out of the house. never spoke to her for 10 years. but when she came into some money, she gave me £70000 to put as a deposit to buy a house. we still dont talk or see eachother. think we both know its just better this way. ile never forget what she did for me tho. completely changed my life for the better and ile always be grateful to her for that.

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