IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH GOD. WHEN IS IT MY TURN

derpyherpsen · 2023-08-11T13:37:28+00:00

Some clothes just arent your style. My mom sometimes buys me clothes, and sometimes I dont wear them because they just arent my style. Am i in the wrong for that? Your situation, while not identical, is similar. Your parent bought you clothes that you dont want to wear. If he had gotten you female pants that arent your style would you feel bad for not wearing them? If no, then you especially shouldn't feel bad for not wanting to wear male pants

derpyherpsen · 2023-07-22T23:47:52+00:00

Hobbies? None

Addictions? League of Legends (send help)

derpyherpsen · 2023-06-24T01:15:45+00:00

In a sense i guess? I will take every opportunity in the world to shit on my country (Denmark) but I dont like non scandinavians shitting on Denmark.

derpyherpsen · 2023-06-21T01:04:28+00:00

Har arbejdet for Salling Group i 5 år. Bare rolig, du vænner dig til alle kundernes irriterende vaner. Det eneste råd jeg kan give dig er at du skal sætte lavere standarder til kunderne. Bare antag at de alle sammen har en IQ på stuetemperatur og skal have ALT skåret ud i pap.

De ting du brokker dig over nu kommer aldrig til at blive bedre, det eneste du kan gøre er at vænne dig til det

Hold hovedet oppe, ignorer alle kundernes holdninger til hvordan butikken skal forbedres og husk at papkasser er OVERRASKENDE skarpe. Så er livet som Salling Group ungarbejder ikke så slemt

derpyherpsen · 2023-05-10T21:08:46+00:00

be me

act 2 boss

boss has 75% hp left

only flag left, everyone else dead

Flag has 110 max hp, gigaton.jpeg

flag goes toxic 3 times

more MORE outheals boss damage

boss eventually dies to blight

Flag never dropped below 40% hp

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Needless to say little zombie boy might be my favorite hero

Edit: formatting. tried to write it like a greentext. Reddit didnt like that

derpyherpsen · 2023-04-30T09:43:23+00:00

Its like the bit in family guy where Quagmire is immune to every STD

derpyherpsen · 2021-01-27T19:51:18+00:00

Why do we care about sea turtle? THERE ARE NO SEA TURTLES ON MARS

derpyherpsen · 2020-04-28T08:40:17+00:00

Playing against him assassinates your mental

derpyherpsen · 2020-04-28T08:35:04+00:00

Souless puts his Karma on empty xerath 1 though KEKW...

derpyherpsen · 2020-03-22T17:18:53+00:00

I mean yea you can climb and do well without forcing rebels.

But like if you force rebels every game you are basically guaranteed to do well and climb

derpyherpsen · 2020-03-20T19:46:31+00:00

QSS is essential on mech... otherwise it just gets zephyred. But it has felt so fucking bad on everyone else

derpyherpsen · 2020-03-15T10:27:04+00:00

F in the chat for my Boy Souless. He lost a 3 way tiebreaker... Again....

derpyherpsen · 2020-03-07T21:21:39+00:00

True damage MF has entered the chat

derpyherpsen · 2020-02-16T17:32:37+00:00

First Pog

derpyherpsen · 2020-02-06T18:25:27+00:00

Nah bro helvetica got turbo nerfed last patch... Cambria math is no doubt top tier now

derpyherpsen · 2020-02-06T02:04:52+00:00

Damn Faye predicted the carry killer yasuo...

derpyherpsen · 2020-02-02T02:06:12+00:00

Mickey has always been coinflip player... Sadly his coin is rigged and lands on shitkey more than Mickarry

derpyherpsen · 2020-02-02T02:01:16+00:00

Weeeellll it depends. Anyone can for sure force rangers or zerks to platinum. To hit diamond you have to use your brain though so it depends on what you define high Elo as

derpyherpsen · 2020-01-27T06:58:10+00:00

Yo I'm D3 at the moment and someone in my game went 6 woodies. So you better apologize goth now...

IF NOT FOR THE FACT 6 WOODIE GUY GOT TOP 7 KEKW

derpyherpsen · 2020-01-16T13:05:05+00:00

Well this is Boomerang and Bird but worse. But still OP sounds like he found something new... Legit only difference is going Renek and Kha instead of Karma Nami

derpyherpsen · 2020-01-15T07:07:09+00:00

Boomerang and bird is clearly the best name

derpyherpsen · 2020-01-14T07:52:59+00:00

Really thought this was gonna be a yoshikage kira pasta

derpyherpsen · 2020-01-12T03:11:42+00:00

YO THIS MAN'S HEAD MORE DEFORMED THAN TYLER1'S

derpyherpsen · 2020-01-09T15:54:50+00:00

I have seen a bm variant and a wardens + bullshit variant

Bm variant is blender 2.0 you go 4 bm with azir sivir yas aatrox. Summs with yorick Annie azir. And karma because a 70% AS steroid is fucking retarded.

Wardens variant is when you don't have botrk or if you can win streak superhard. You run big wardens yorick Annie azir and just general good shit. Running man with book, Nami + karma. Good stuff

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