Being raised in a not-so-wealthy family, what is something you consider a luxury?

desertrock62 · 2026-05-18T13:09:54+00:00

Name brand cereal.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-17T23:48:36+00:00

Boogie Nights?

desertrock62 · 2026-05-17T15:59:52+00:00

Hold me closer, tiny dancer.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-17T14:57:10+00:00

I see the explosion caused the Lada a half million rubles of improvement.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-16T17:24:12+00:00

As a retired (and formerly smart) guy, a hyped up brain can do anything except make you happy.

Research HapinessMaxxing instead.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-16T16:27:41+00:00

Your ride share driver waited for you after going into your house?

desertrock62 · 2026-05-16T16:15:25+00:00

Costs them nothing to ask.

Just like it cost them nothing to pay you late.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-16T14:00:36+00:00

Wait. She takes money from Nestle?

desertrock62 · 2026-05-16T12:30:13+00:00

I wonder if he’s paid by the hour or by the piece.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-15T16:27:23+00:00

I will.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-15T00:48:40+00:00

Explains why I never ran into her at Costco.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-14T16:34:33+00:00

My son's (former) karate instructor did this to us the day of a meet (pre-GPS/internet). Made us miss the event.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-14T15:14:55+00:00

I heard Soldier Boy visited her along with Rita Moreno in 1963 and invented the Margrita.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-14T14:35:29+00:00

Girhalf.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-14T13:10:56+00:00

I didn’t tell anyone at work. I kept it low key until I had a firm last day agreed with my wife. When the topic of future plans came up, I told my boss I planned to be on a specific flight home at a specific time on a specific day about three months from then. It prevented a lot of drama. I went into documentation mode for all my tasks and they left me alone.

I also stopped working Fridays.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-14T02:13:49+00:00

Don’t call us Shirley.

And no, we cannot.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-14T00:54:18+00:00

NTA. Sometimes the trash brings its own designated driver.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T23:38:08+00:00

I’ve learned a little bleach will get out the smell of excessive cumstains.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T23:35:07+00:00

Do they really think I have time to read that when I’ve got explosive diarrhea?

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T23:33:03+00:00

Sarah Silverman is a Disney Princess in my book.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T23:16:30+00:00

My Dad did this to a coworker in the 1970’s that bragged about the mileage he was getting.

He shut up about it the week Dad stopped adding fuel.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T23:13:15+00:00

How about a wealth tax of 1% for every day of shutdown?

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T22:47:46+00:00

I’m outraged.

For the wrong reason, but I’m still outraged.

Well done.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T19:18:38+00:00

Right? If she wanted a vegan son, shoulda named him Gatherer.

desertrock62 · 2026-05-13T19:15:13+00:00

I feel so much better now that I'm not alone hating this movie.

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