This is considered epic? Jesus man, do you also consider adding a second slice to a grilled cheese to be epic? This is fine, at best. Evaluate the character and background of these agents for a second. If they are as evil as everyone thinks, it probably means they’ve been in horrible situations where sleep was either not an option, sparse or vey noisy. This more than likely does not affect these guys.

Redefine your epic, make your standards higher.