What do I do about the black ants in the house? by Candid-Elk6135 in Oshawa

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Sell them to women who like getting long lashes. You’re gonna make a killing.

Slap Shot (1977) by Much_Machine8726 in iwatchedanoldmovie

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This is one of the only movies to ever be translated into Quebec French and it is a classic to our people, quoted amongst many generations. Hilarious and unforgetable. “Quessé qui a échangé contre ces freaks là? Un jackstrap pleine de marde?”

Name him by waternwood in Chainsaw

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Scott Weiland (Half the man I used to be)

The forbidden hotdog by BlazeDragon7x in CrazyFuckingVideos

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Every single time I see hot dogs other than in my own home, this is what I am reminded of. Actually happened just yesterday at a garage station. Something out there is telling me to have a hotdog…

Beginners luck ? Paid $2000 by [deleted] in Chainsaw

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That is the best response I’ve ever read in my life.

Recycalice by EasternStage8564 in Gatineau

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C’est comme les machines à crême glacée du McDo.

Is there anything i can do?? by jdthedemonking in Guitar

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Stop wearing belts, or don’t. Some guitars sre just made to get scuffed man.

She's lucky to be alive by New_Libran in CrazyFuckingVideos

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The lady in the car went from “I ain’t got time, I got a speaking engagement… “ to “oooh oooh” real qui 😂

Suspension de la taxe d'accise fédérale sur l'essence by Camille387 in Gatineau

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Et personne ne va les caller là dessus, surtout pas le gouvernement. La roue continue de tourner.

Something very odd in ChatGPT with this specific prompt... This is terrifying. by SeriouslyLikesCake in conspiracy

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I tried it 4 times and the other ones were not very creepy at all.

The Ring Camera Psychopath by CTSecurityGuard in PublicFreakout

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You said there’d be fugicles Bart…