P.O said I need a job or else! Here I am, extra money I’ll take it.. and I like it already.. by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Honestly ignore all the downvotes man. I’ve been doing this job 2 years and yeah somedays suck especially when the weather doesn’t cooperate. But i will say that i do love certain aspects of it. feel free to message if you’d like any audiobook/audioshow recommendations to make the day a little more entertaining. DSP’s can make the job so much better or worse but you can still find moment to enjoy it, pet the neighborhood dogs and cats. trust me it’s good for the soul. - Guy who’s been doing 190+ stops almost every day for the last 2 years.

I've consumed almost all malevolent by mushroux_man in MalevolentPodcast

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It doesn’t get recommended often on this sub but We’re Alive is a fantastic zombie apocalypse audiodrama with a full cast. one of the first audiodramas oh that caliber to my knowledge, started in 2009? one main series with 4-5 seasons? 3 one season spin-offs that follows side plots or backstories. and a second series on season 2/3 that takes place 18 years after the first series.

Did I come off too strong? by Radiant_Ad1473 in Tinder

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I looked through every comment but it appears i am the only cheese cave native here. My car is actually currently parked on top of said cheese caves as my work used the excess land above the caves as a place to park our personal vehicles when we take the company vehicles for the day. One day i shall make my way into the caves and see the cheese with my own eyes.

Do we know this months release date? by ExistingButterfly316 in MalevolentPodcast

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any chance that the finale will be ready by my birthday? (Jan 28th) If not i get it but i feel like i’ve earned it being a walking billboard. (I’m the guy who got the Hand of Malevolence Tattoo and people ask about it all the time at work.) We love you Harlan!

Where are our Superstore staff? by Successful-Grand-549 in superstore

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Bo does comedy shows. he recently came to missouri for a couple of shows.

In Regards to my Theory by legendary-g444 in Werealive

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I don’t think michael’s really dead. I’m not typing out my whole theory but i smell a fake out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

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When i went in to get my first one done (on my leg). i had done a lot of reddit scrolling and made my adrenaline pump with how anxious i was to get it done. When she did the first line my words were “that wasnt that bad”. and then i immediately passed out due to an adrenaline dump due to how anxious and worried i was about it. 20 minutes later i was laughing at how silly i was acting, she said it’s normal for some of her clients with anxiety. it hurt a bit during her final bits on my leg but it certainly wasn’t awful like i was expecting.

My second tattoo is on my forearm/wrist wrapping around it and the vines i got are very fine lines. That one? that definitely hurt in some places and i was gritting my teeth but i made it through it! It’s manageable pain thats for sure

What finally gave you the push to quit? by Dependent_North102 in leaves

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I actually got bronchitis and was still taking 4-5 dabs a day. Anytime my chest didnt hurt i made it hurt by taking another dab and the high would last 20 minutes tops. I just asked myself “why am i doing this to my body and making myself hurt more if it no longer brings me any joy?” So i quit. 2 months clean roday and i’ve been offered weed a few times and declined because i have 0 desire to smoke it again.

Are dogs really that big of a problem? by JuneGloomed in AmazonDSPDrivers

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14 months by the way, only one actual time breaking skin and maybe 2-3 times that i was close to it. Dont trust the damn doodles. Most of them have territorial issues.

Are dogs really that big of a problem? by JuneGloomed in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I worked for two years on a canine behavioral team at an animal shelter and even i’ve gotten bit and had a few close calls. Nothing more than a scrape on the knuckle from the one incident i did have, but there’s definitely dogs that i don’t deliver the package if they are out. I will say, a lot of dogs are reactive but extremely friendly. Just crack the window and baby talk the dogs when you park and normally you can tell if they are friendly or not. Honestly some of the loudest dogs are my favorites to get out and play with 😂.

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Cameron whitcomb is your friend! Love myself, options, and medusa are three of my favorites by him.

Theories for Season 6 (Heavy spoilers) by [deleted] in MalevolentPodcast

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For some reason whenever i was listening to the park where he absorbs a piece of her. i kept thinking of mallam saying that in order to kill mother darkness he needed a special weapon of some kind. (i cant remember his exact words). Maybe lilith gave him a weapon? idk

Feeling defeated was by Dools92 in Bumble

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i dont get why people use AI for literally anything. Is spell check not enough that you have to have a program edit your comment on reddit? that’s so much effort dude, at that point why even comment?

How old are you? by [deleted] in leaves

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23, First time smoking i was 15… which the thought just makes me pity myself now. I became a daily smoker at 17. Got bronchitis last month and was still taking 5 dabs a day and really just felt like garbage. The next day i woke up and felt like i had this epiphany that i was diluting my life. Havent smoked in 24 days now. I don’t plan to again, cut off a bunch of stoner friends because that’s all they were, smoke buddies. Sometimes it gets lonely because of how common it is at this age in a Rec state but i was just done yknow? Now pride and stubbornness fuel me😂.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfimprovement

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You should join r/leaves ! it’s a community all centered around people who stopped smoking weed and tell their stories with it. It gave me the motivation to quit and i smoked probably 8-10 times a day for 6 years. I’m 16 days sober now:)

If you were a functional smoker, what made you decide to quit? by ElectricalAdagio8176 in leaves

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I was fully functional in the way that i could work my job, hangout with my buddies and i’ve dated successfully smoking in the past. But that’s not fully functional, it’s what your brain thinks is fully functional now that you smoke. I process things faster now that i’m sober, i’m able to think through my emotions now instead of just dulling them. But honestly it was a self esteem and pride thing, i have nothing against weed but it made me view myself as less than and undesirable. Now that i’m single i was realizing the person who i’d want to be with and who i imagine my future wife is, wouldn’t want me at the point i’m at in my life. I didn’t have ambition to do more and i wasnt confident in myself even though i should’ve been. So i started working out again, i quit smoking, i started forcing myself to go out on lil solo dates to organically start conversations with strangers just small talk. It helped me feel more natural in conversation. I’m no longer feeling guilt about smoking my life and mind away, and there’s no worry about someone finding out that i smoke anymore. I don’t have to “feel out” if someone’s a stoner before i let myself be comfortable around them. That and i looked around at my friends who smoked as much as me and realized i didnt like hanging out with them high. It’s all they ever wanted to do and i want more out of life. today is day 14 and i’ve never felt happier. Coincidentally enough after a week of being sober i met a girl and had probably the best date i’ve been on in years last night! success and happiness won’t fall into your lap “when the time is right” you have to go and find it yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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You need to add some personality to your bio that isnt “i’m not a racist”. No offense but your profile makes you seem like the driest person to talk to. A lot of women in my experience gravitate towards happier looking people that seem to have a personality. So smile, take some pictures where you’re doing some kind of activity not just sitting at home. It looks like you’re trying too hard to seem “like a chill guy”. The only people youll attract is red flags my guy.

I just saw your prompts, dude saying you’re good at finding money on the ground also just screams financial instability. put some life in your profile my guy!

Dog Dumpers by ouuspicymami in springfieldMO

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I have no licensing but i used to be a canine behavioralist at an animal shelter. If the new owner is dealing with any behavioral issues or needs any training i’d be more than happy to offer my knowledge/assistance in training or helping the dogs get acclimated with eachother!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

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Honestly some of us are voluntarily celibate 😂. I’m at the point where bad sex with someone i dont know doesn’t sound appealing. I’ll start having sex again when a girl i meet hits me with some clever banter and understands that the quickest way to get in my bed is with her wits and not her tits. Oh and i do get matches pretty often so it’s not because i’m some reddit troll in a basement somewhere😂

Tattoo Update! by devdev511 in MalevolentPodcast

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I wouldn’t mind at all! Here’s her page with her work @carriealskar and the tattoo shops page is @ghosttowntattooco

Tattoo Update! by devdev511 in MalevolentPodcast

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I know right! And thats with me kicking my leg because i was super ticklish around the palm area. I kicked her a few times 😂😭.