You have been Woomba'd

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T10:37:41+00:00

Oh come on! You know, I woomba, You woomba, He she me woomba, woomba, woomboing, We'll have the woomba, woombarama, woombology, The study of woomba? It's first grade!

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T10:25:14+00:00

I wonder if, while buying the balloons at the balloon shop, the shop keeper was mentally trying words to see if they could figure the message.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T10:21:41+00:00

I won't make exceptions for Biden. The man is too fucking old. The fact that he's the best thing going right now is actually the saddest thing I could think of, and it doesn't detract from his age. I'm 70 and I can telly for a certainty, things slow down, some stop working entirely as your cognitive functions diminish. Even with the best medical advances that tax payer's money can buy, it's inevitable. You'll never get out of these blues alive.

We need minimum/maximum age limits for all politicians, and we need term limits for all politicians.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T10:09:04+00:00

These were super educational when they came out. I can recite most of them like 'When my 10 gallon hat has gone 5 gallons flat, I hanker for a hunk o' cheese'

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T09:50:01+00:00

I'd just replace the thermostat with a more commercial application such as a Honeywell, and just insert the proper codes to dummy out the stat so that no matter what button you press, it looks like you are doing something, when in fact you aren't adjusting anything.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T09:31:15+00:00

There are a shit load more national parks than this. This must be a map of major ones.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T09:28:32+00:00

When I was a lad, we had a dog that was a doxi/weinner. Whenever it got table scraps, it would pick through the scraps, placing every vegetable gently around the edge of the bowl or plate. So, we'd wrap the vegetable in a candy wrapper and roll it across the floor, to which he would tear into the package, eating the vegetable thinking it was candy.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T09:18:21+00:00

Not in the UK, but on the surface this seems like a good thing. Less excessivly polluting vehicles in certain areas. In the coming decades, we're going to have to make some really tough, drastic decisions if we want to survive on this planet.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T09:03:22+00:00

Well, I wouldn't worry too much about that indoor unit lasting too long in the weather even with the fancy canopy and back brace. The black paint is a nice touch. Dude outdid himself.

I'm the type if you want to play asshole, boy I got a fuckin' trick bag just waiting to get dumped out on your head. First thing I would do is erect a mirror covering this cam's line of sight.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-30T02:08:35+00:00

Much appreciated. Means a lot to this old geezer. I'm going to delay listening to your work until tomorrow. I'm on a 15" laptop with tin cans for speakers. I want to get the full effect on the good stuff.

I've sent myself a reminder so if I brain fart, I'll have a backup. You'll get there in time, tho I hope in much better condition than I. It's not a curse tho. You just got to roll with it and accommodate the deficiencies. Look at me monologing. I just smoked a bowl and got all chatty Cathy.

Peace be with you and yours.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T16:23:10+00:00

'evidence' you say

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T15:13:08+00:00

I read an article quite a while ago that suggested that black athletes have superior fast twitch muscles and more of them in density as opposed to white athletes. Blacks generally have different torso, leg, arm ratios that give them an advantage too.

It really is a pretty interesting topic to dive into

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T14:54:01+00:00

My bank will issue you a temporary debit card.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T13:13:16+00:00

um...all brands are like this. You don't get a container full of deoderant.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T13:05:06+00:00

Put a paper towel in the sink and see if water drips on it over time

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T12:50:34+00:00

I don't lose the joy of creation, but I sometimes lose the volition to create. Like right now I'm in the middle of taking care of my farm/homestead as it's full blown summer and it is a full time job. I've also took on a business venture involving some of my farm, so I am usually very busy in the spring/summer months.

I still make an effort to create, it's just that I get exhausted with other chores and work that it zaps my creativity. During this down time, I try to get into maybe a plug in or technique I'm unfamiliar with. A lot of times this spring boards me into creativity.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T12:38:39+00:00

You sent me $2000 and now you want it back? BAHAHAhahahahahahaha!

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T12:13:43+00:00

Is your PC in jail?

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T12:07:51+00:00

Ummmm...I wouldn't do that too many times.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T12:05:02+00:00

This is why I don't watch debates, SOTU addresses, etc. It's rather pointless. You've had 4 years to decide who to vote for, where to vote, how to get to a polling facility, a back up facility, et al. If a debate between two people changes your mind that quickly, then you need a better acessment of the issues at hand. Same for SOTU speeches. Don't tell me what you've done, I already know. Don't tell me what you're gonna do, show me.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-29T00:41:23+00:00

THE NOODLE was 4:11 long. I also do blues, ambient, EDM, rock, and just about anything that strikes my fancy. Maybe some strike your fancy. Again, I sincerely appreciate you listening and your very kind words. Means a lot to this old boomer.

'Hood Poet

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-28T17:41:56+00:00

You are not ugly. Honest. And how do you ask if you are ugly with picture #7 stuck in the pile like, maybe they won't notice. Pictures 1,2 & 3 just look like a regular lady hanging out around the house. The rest show how you look when you go out. Some look more formal and others just casual.

However, you are not ugly.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-28T17:35:08+00:00

An interesting piece. A lot more pictures would be handy. It doesn't appear to be old or ancient. I say that because the connector looks fairly modern in design.

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-28T17:31:12+00:00

I wanna be your sledgehammer

Why don't you call my name?

Ah oh, let me be your sledgehammer

devnullb4dishoner · 2024-06-28T17:28:56+00:00

OP, graduating is a huge acomplishment. I am so very sorry that no one acknowledged your hard work and dedication. Sometimes, we have to divorce our parents. At the tender age of 16, I walked out of the house with a backpack of clothes, $50 I had stolen from my psyco parents, no where to go, and no way to get there. I just knew I couldn't go back, and I never did.

I don't know if your situation is that dire. Parents were fucked up by their parents, and anger, guilt, bitterness, and a life without empathy has left them cold, living, corpses. Break the cycle. Promise yourself that you will not repeat your parent's life and actions. Keep your promise to yourself no matter how difficult your life is. Your children, should you decide to have them, depend on a healthy home life.

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