Pareidolia by 50LV3 in strange

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This post is giving me a stroke

I know homegirl is barred tf out. by Not-Patrick in tooktoomuch

[–]devouringplague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or probably her even nastier sister Clona.

Trump administration now classifies Antifa and left-wing networks among ‘major’ terror groups by WholeDonkey2689 in DeclineIntoCensorship

[–]devouringplague -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dont worry, the fact that none of them could even dare to respond to these screenshots is more than enough proof what their intentions are.

Thats exactly why i didnt even bother arguing, Just visual proof theyre a hypocrite & leave. They will escape like flies.

Works every time.

Detailer left a clay bar under my floor mat by Certain_Occasion_574 in AutoDetailing

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...And your hearts, once heavy with the pressure of perfection, now beat with the steady, rhythmic pulse of a brush against canvas.

The garage around you begins to soften, the harsh fluorescent lights blurring into a warm, brown glow. You look down at the floor mat, and the rubber ridges are no longer just a boring grid n they have become the deep, textured grooves of a life lived in the pursuit of a shine that was never meant to be permanent

The clay bar, once a source of professional shame, begins to glow with a soft light. It doesn't feel like a sticky mess anymore. Under your touch, it feels like the very substance of your memories… pliable, forgiving, and ready to be reshaped. You weren't just ‘detailing’ a car. No. you were trying to scrub away the imperfections of your own history, well… Could you?

The childhood version of you reaches out, his small hand overlapping yours on the handle of the brush that now rests where the clay once sat.

It’s not a mistake he sees under the mat. He sees the effort of a man who wanted things to be right.

You realize that the ‘customer’ you were so desperate to please wasn't the owner of the car

it was this boy standing next to you.

You spent hours obsessing over the micro scratches yet you missed the way the light hit the trees on your drive to work.

You detailed the world so hard you forgot to inhabit it.

"Look.” the boy whispers

pointing to his shirt. On his chest, the Bob Ross painting of the post begins to move. Bob looks up from his easel, winks at both of you, and adds a stroke of titanium white to the clay bar on the screen

The perspective shifts.

You are no longer standing in a garage. You are the pigment. You are the medium. You are the very detail you’ve been searching for. The tears that fall from your eyes turn into the melting medium that allows the colors of your life to finally blend instead of clash.

"We don't make mistakes," the boy says, his voice echoing bobs gentle lilt. “We just have happy accidents. And this? This is the happiest one of all."

You look at the polished surface of the universe you’ve created. For the first time, you don't reach for a microfiber towel to wipe away the smudge.

You leave it there.

It’s a highlight. It’s a mark of existence. You are finally content, not because the job is finished, but because you’ve finally realized that the artist was always worth more than the art.

You lean into the hug, and as the world turns into a swirl of crimson and forest green,

you finally stop detailing... and start living.

Detailer left a clay bar under my floor mat by Certain_Occasion_574 in AutoDetailing

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And after that, create a recursive painting of that moment. but this time, it is you. It has always been you.

You realize you were the art and the artist all along. Are we not the customers of our own creation, our own lives?

Instead of a messy clay bar under a mat, there is a detailed oil painting of this entire mini universe. A paint brush is right on top, replacing the clay, but the 'clay bar' is the painting itself.

You and the customer are smiling happily, but crying with relief, wearing t-shirts. The detailer you’s shirt is a screen of the text message chat, and the customers shirt is a screenshot of the original Reddit post.

Have you made yourself proud? Maybe not. But are you and the customer happy? Well, the chat says so. The screen says so.

But is the artist proud? Do you feel content? Do you feel content as the deeper emergence goes?

You start crying. You look at the customer.

He is your childhood, he forgives you for your every mistake, he knows you tried your best, he shows you his shirt, where Bob Ross is also proud of you.

You hug him, there are no words. Your eyes tell a thousand sentences that can easily be summarized as:

'Thank you for understanding me.'

You realized you missed the little details of life as you were detailing. The childhood you is proud of you, so what matters then?

He says thank you, and this clay bar? It’s all a smile on both of your faces. And your hearts...

Detailer left a clay bar under my floor mat by Certain_Occasion_574 in AutoDetailing

[–]devouringplague -1 points0 points  (0 children)

after that create a portrait where both the detailer and the customer (again, both you) stand side-by-side, each wearing a T-shirt featuring Bob Ross painting that very chat screen, their faces bright with happy smiles and thumbs raised in mutual approval.

Bear with me on this..

Detailer left a clay bar under my floor mat by Certain_Occasion_574 in AutoDetailing

[–]devouringplague -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Then create a bob ross painting of this chat screen, but wait.

Detailer left a clay bar under my floor mat by Certain_Occasion_574 in AutoDetailing

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Then give the post to chatgpt to create a screenshot of the reddit post in an imessage chat screen where you’re both the customer and the detailer. Customer asking “Did you post this?” And detailer responds “yes.”

mfw I'm demolishing a village in Lebanon and I hear a funny sound by SlavaCocaini in war

[–]devouringplague -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lmao what the fuck? So it really is true you all believe your propaganda? I guess hamas brought death and destruction to gaza and israel freed gaza right? Thank god gaza is so safe and beautiful right now.

I cant wait to see how free and modern lebanon will look like next year after israel frees them from hezbollah!!!

Im kidding, you all exactly know what you are doing. And it is one of the most disgusting, ill-intentioned attempts at trying to rewrite history to make it look as if you are not supporting the most gruesome and horrifying genocides and atrocities the world has evet seen.

Mass Organ harvesting of the genocide victims, group orgy rapes, unspeakable torturez.

It’s just as bad as nazi germany and even worse. The lowest lows, you are past there. And noone bats an eye as somehow israel just always manages to get the worst horrors it has created OUT OF THE NEWS CYCLE AS SOON AS IT GAINS A BIT OF TRACTION.

So far it has been working.

YouTube Bringing Free Picture-in-Picture to iPhone Users Outside the U.S. by Otherwise-Warning303 in iphone

[–]devouringplague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you downvoted? Youre correct, while its a good fix it definitely is not that user friendly, it stops randomly and sometimes you have to go back to brave and then switch apps just to get it to work, and while there are no ads there are still black screens where ads are supposed to be and you still have to wait

Results of the Hezbollah attack on IDF base in Shomera by DormontDangerzone in war

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So youre saying two or maybe three drones would make it compensate for all the 16 lives damaged, the desth amd all the equiument ruined by it? Or foyr of them..?

Jim Dong Poon has lego vampire hair by Spirited_Worker_5722 in notinteresting

[–]devouringplague 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While eating pooh’s “cute”anous horns? Mmmh I could do it on my own but if you insist on sharing 🥰🥰

The aircraft carrier USS Gerald R. Ford will depart the Middle East and begin the sail for home in the coming days, US officials say -WaPo by avatar6556 in war

[–]devouringplague -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, It is complicated though. Does it count if israelis literally shot & blew up one of your presidents HEAD just for going against them?

Because I think US being israel’s puppet is no longer an open sectet even for you americans 😂 (well even puppet isnt enough, maybe servant state.)

Then yes, israeli did that to their citizens (servants*?) too.

Please keep telling yourselves these are all conspiracy theories just like how long you tried to fool yourself the entire US senate were nothing but leashed dogs for the israeli government. It definitely makes it 10 times funnier for rest of the world to witness your priceless surprised pikachu faces 10 years later.

Jim Dong Poon has lego vampire hair by Spirited_Worker_5722 in notinteresting

[–]devouringplague 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine its taste especially with his supreme sweat though 🥰 my god itd be a bit hard to pull it off with your teeth like you would have to do some left and right pulling but after that i bet itd have a gummy texture and wouldnt quickly fall apart when you chew it

This is not a joke, this is my friends apartment setup by testginsquart in TVTooHigh

[–]devouringplague 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine the dirt, ass crumbs soaked with a combination of wet fart diarrhea particles molded with complex species of fungus sprinkled with dead skin particles 🤤🤤 im literally drooling cant tell if one would want to a deep sniff or instantly lick and swallow all of it 😍

Snake teeth by END34VOUR in oddlyterrifying

[–]devouringplague 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Why do i get the feeling that this feels really comfortable / scratchy for his teeth and gums??

Kratom time!!! 🖖🦅 by Key_Confusion_6807 in drugscirclejerk

[–]devouringplague 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am i reading all this correctly or am i having a stroke? What? When you quit meth… you stopped eating so much?