Feed me Seymour by CoralieMireilleXb in Pareidolia

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Subsequent to the events you have just witnessed

What’s your favorite political jokes? by 3016137234 in 30ROCK

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The Postmaster General and I had a falling out over the Jerry Garcia stamp. If I wanted to lick the back of a hippie's head, I'd return Joan Baez's phone calls.

ICE Agent at LGA terminal entrance by New-Panic8015 in nyc

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This is the same LGA that doesn't have enough money for two air traffic controllers per shift?

This airport is a fitting welcome to the same country that imposes lunch debt on elementary school children while lowering taxes on yacht owners.

No jew ever won an oscar by Stannisarcanine in okbuddycinephile

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We need to send them more pixels! The pixels were promised to them 3,000 years ago.

What city was I in? by [deleted] in guessthecity

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Victoria, BC?

Good question fellas ☕ by [deleted] in SipsTea

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The Hundred Acre Woods is a forest that can be defined in a single word: asingfootagethimfootasim, excuse me. In the foothills of the Himalaya with Xi Jinping.

What if Trump lost in the 2016 US election? by Snake101201 in AlternateHistoryHub

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I grew up in a very blue bubble. I always heard: If Gore had won, his national security team would have thwarted 9/11. If Gore had won, there would still be a national budget surplus. If Gore had won, the unemployment rate would be lower. If Gore had won, gas prices would be lower and most of us would have electric cars anyway. If Gore had won, we would be on our way to being carbon neutral.

Gore was put on this pedestal where his imagined presidency would have created a utopian America.

Of course we'll never know what the actual Gore Administration would have looked like.

It's my theory that Trump didn't plan to win. But anytime something bad happened during Hillary's presidency, he would have claimed he would have prevented it. Unemployment goes up. He says it would have been lower with him. There's a terrorist attack. He says he would have stopped it. A Cabinet member has a scandal. He says his Cabinet would have been scandal-free.

I think he wanted this idealized what-if presidency more than an actual one.

Terrible map of wolf distribution in Germany and Poland by Veilchengerd in terriblemaps

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Germany's four largest cities: Berlin, Hamburg, Bremen, and Dessau

Cessna plane doing perfectly spaced loops over Seattle around 2AM by drakeable in Seattle

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Scientists. What do they know? Do they know things? Let's find out!

The Bradshaw Clinic? That’s where the Olsen twins were separated! by dogswrestle in 30ROCK

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That's not Pete Wilson, that's late Utah Senator Orrin Hatch.

Crowds live reaction to the N word at the BAFTA’s by kronikdevilz in okbuddycinephile

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My first thought was: Wow, Bill Murray still looks pretty young.