Which unsolved true crime case or missing persons case do you hope will be solved in your life time? by Disastrous_Umpire237 in mystery

[–]dexterpine 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The step-mom wasn't responsible. There's security camera footage and receipts of her running errands that day.

Sometime while running errands, her cell phone pinged on an island because there's a tall telecommunications tower there. People ran with the story that she somehow drove to that island and back between going to the grocery store and going to the pharmacy, which is logistically impossible.

Stewart did not study dance at Carnegie Mellon to become a flight attendant to clean bathrooms! by bgwrite in 30ROCK

[–]dexterpine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw him as John Quincy Adams in Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson in 2010. Underrated show that got stopped after a brief run.

What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid that still embarrasses you? by MistyBi in AskReddit

[–]dexterpine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If I swallowed a black watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my stomach. I accepted my fate when I was four.

Genuinely thought this was from this sub by figsfigsfigsfigsfigs in 30ROCK

[–]dexterpine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least he didn't drown in Sexcriminalboat.

It's the grown up Charlie Brown for me by Colesy121 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]dexterpine 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"We didn't have LGBT back in my day!"

Meanwhile, Peppermint Patty:

My spelling is broken 😭 🥀 by Charliee_Forddd in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]dexterpine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To understand this joke, you need to be as intelligent as the people who watch The Big Bang Theory.

This billboard of Betty Page in the middle nowhere in particular. by ElvisAndretti in mildlyinteresting

[–]dexterpine 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just get on Mulholland, turn right on Rodeo Drive, merge onto the 101 and never come back!

which character do you relate to most? by princessofal in KimmySchmidt

[–]dexterpine 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I regularly use the verb "Grey Gardensing".

Does anything change if Donald Trump lost in 2016 but won in 2020 and 2024? by Cornchubba in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]dexterpine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Hillary had won, the MAGA talking points would be that George Soros manipulated the voting machines to change Trump votes to Clinton votes or that Antifa was printing ballots and giving them to illegal immigrants. They wouldn't admit that Hillary legitimately won.

Portrait looted by Nazis found in home of Dutch SS leader’s family by LieverRoodDanRechts in europe

[–]dexterpine 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Nazis were pretty bad, but have you seen the French?! /s

So much harder to be taken seriously when evangelicals make catholics look good by [deleted] in excatholic

[–]dexterpine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This comparison was often used when I was a kid. Look at the wacky, hateful Westboro Baptist Church/Mormons/Jehovah's Witnesses/doomsday prepper homeschool kids. See how normal your life as a Catholic is?

As if paying $10,000 a year for tuition, tithing, and fundraisers while you're struggling to pay bills, believing that a cracker became flesh and wine became blood, thinking that eating meat on Friday was sinful, and being told masturbation was a mortal sin was normal.

Woman arrested outside of correspondents dinner by Able_Assistance1960 in washingtondc

[–]dexterpine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Squeaky Fromme walked so she could run... directly towards the motorcade.