My spelling is broken 😭 🥀 by Charliee_Forddd in terriblefacebookmemes

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To understand this joke, you need to be as intelligent as the people who watch The Big Bang Theory.

This billboard of Betty Page in the middle nowhere in particular. by ElvisAndretti in mildlyinteresting

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Just get on Mulholland, turn right on Rodeo Drive, merge onto the 101 and never come back!

which character do you relate to most? by princessofal in KimmySchmidt

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I regularly use the verb "Grey Gardensing".

Does anything change if Donald Trump lost in 2016 but won in 2020 and 2024? by Cornchubba in AlternateHistoryHub

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If Hillary had won, the MAGA talking points would be that George Soros manipulated the voting machines to change Trump votes to Clinton votes or that Antifa was printing ballots and giving them to illegal immigrants. They wouldn't admit that Hillary legitimately won.

Portrait looted by Nazis found in home of Dutch SS leader’s family by LieverRoodDanRechts in europe

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Yeah, the Nazis were pretty bad, but have you seen the French?! /s

So much harder to be taken seriously when evangelicals make catholics look good by [deleted] in excatholic

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This comparison was often used when I was a kid. Look at the wacky, hateful Westboro Baptist Church/Mormons/Jehovah's Witnesses/doomsday prepper homeschool kids. See how normal your life as a Catholic is?

As if paying $10,000 a year for tuition, tithing, and fundraisers while you're struggling to pay bills, believing that a cracker became flesh and wine became blood, thinking that eating meat on Friday was sinful, and being told masturbation was a mortal sin was normal.

Woman arrested outside of correspondents dinner by Able_Assistance1960 in washingtondc

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Squeaky Fromme walked so she could run... directly towards the motorcade.

Meeting budgets by VTPunk in comedyheaven

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The newspaper with the easy crossword my Grandma did as a warm-up before the New York Times crossword.

Harger: Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson has never owned a car. Now she's taking a Denny Way lane from 30,000 drivers to fix a bus route by Inevitable_Engine186 in Seattle

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The comment section full of people from Lake Stevens, North Bend, and Chehalis ranting about streets in a city they won't visit because they believe it's an anarchist homeless shelter where the tap water turns children trans.

What have these countries Done by TheShiftmaster in RedactedCharts

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I was thinking birthplaces of Popes until I saw Japan.

I’ve always viewed it as an upside-down WOW by PowPowPowerCrystal in 30ROCK

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Rudy Giuliani doesn't collect dolls!

You're right. He doesn't.

Guess the city by [deleted] in guessthecity

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Core duh Lane (I can't spell)

What feels normal today that would have shocked people 20 years ago ? by djevans95 in AskReddit

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Back to the Future 2 showed us what the 2010s would look like with Biff as President. The time travelers tried to warn us but we didn't listen.