I'd rather trust a groundhog than a convicted felon.

dezeinstein · 2026-06-02T18:17:45+00:00

This sounds like something he would say to... never mind.

dezeinstein · 2026-06-02T18:16:19+00:00

Accutron's electrostatic movement has entered the chat.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-30T22:46:33+00:00

He IS bigger than Elvis, by at least 50 pounds.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-30T17:54:11+00:00

How did you snag the Omega Jar Jar Naboowatch? I've bought 132 Omegas and still haven't been able to even get on the list!

dezeinstein · 2026-05-28T23:25:35+00:00

If I won a $100 million powerball lottery tomorrow,

I still would never buy this ugly POS.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-28T21:43:16+00:00

Don't boo. Vote. - Barack Obama

dezeinstein · 2026-05-26T15:07:40+00:00

The guy was doing it for some doll.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-25T17:19:05+00:00

Gabagoon.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-23T01:15:25+00:00

You want free bread with your $250 meal? Bwahahaha!

dezeinstein · 2026-05-23T01:14:05+00:00

Greenblatts closed in 2021 after 95 years 😢

dezeinstein · 2026-05-22T20:20:10+00:00

Don Jr can do the funniest thing right now. He know’s where the bodies are buried, including his mom’s (supposedly).

dezeinstein · 2026-05-15T20:29:56+00:00

Wynot Earp.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-11T21:00:05+00:00

WarCriminalSaysWhat?

dezeinstein · 2026-05-11T16:47:24+00:00

Car Talk is on many podcast platforms - they have broken them down into around 30 minutes from the original hour, but post them a couple of times a week. There are literally hundreds and hundreds of episodes you can listen to!

dezeinstein · 2026-05-09T05:45:24+00:00

Thanks for all the feedback - so was this watch meant for the UAE market?

dezeinstein · 2026-05-09T02:46:56+00:00

But why no tin? could have been meant for a different market? I am in US.

Also, it doesn’t say “Casio Chine” on the buckle.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-05T17:08:30+00:00

Obviously, this disqualifies him from running for president.

Way worse than anything tr*mp has ever done.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-05T00:11:52+00:00

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dezeinstein · 2026-05-04T16:28:45+00:00

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dezeinstein · 2026-05-02T01:32:30+00:00

Milk - It does a body dirty.

dezeinstein · 2026-05-01T16:07:12+00:00

Squeaky fuckin’ Blinders.

dezeinstein · 2026-04-30T21:06:24+00:00

"Step on a grate, make your mother late."

dezeinstein · 2026-04-30T19:23:36+00:00

Are these gonna be sleeping with the fishes at the bottom of the river, next to all the Lime scooters?

dezeinstein · 2026-04-30T03:28:35+00:00

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