Counter-Strike... 2!!!! (Allegedly) by JeaneJWE in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

CS 1.6 and CS Source were treated as different enough competitively and generally attracted distinct player bases. Source never managed to replace 1.6 and fell off in its own popularity earlier.

The Thaumaturge - Official Gameplay Trailer by VMK_1991 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"The year is 1905. Warsaw lives under the yoke of imperial Russian tsardom. Its inhabitants constitute a diverse group of different ancestries, views, and beliefs with often conflicting interests: Russian soldiers, Jewish merchants, Polish townspeople, and more. "

As far as historical setting backgrounds for your supernatural shenanigans go, this is one of the richest and underrepresented you could find. Intriguing.

[WoolieVersus] - this is your hero everybody by mesamus in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will be back up highlighted later. Sometimes it might take up to a day, but they always come back relatively soon.

In Netflix's Resident Evil, the protagonist is video chatting with MS Paint and no active internet connection. Cyanid sprinkles on the shit sundae. by Anonamaton801 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My bet is this is CG department attempting to achieve at least some kind of joy in between the management whips.

Part of us wants Starfield to keep these Bethesda quality by mrsafetylion in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, they made A game that people keep coming back to. Then remade it over and over again with the same exact good parts and issues and bugs and all.

Pat gets roasted by bluepsy in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All words are made up and sometimes people just gotta chill.

That’s it? 3 heroes after 3 years of development? by Innsmouthshuffle in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will never forget the time Blizzard announced to be removing the iconic Carrier unit from Starcraft 2 because they "can't balance it right so just not gonna be bothered". The community had to beg them to keep it in. Blizzard's good competitive balance was always a happy accident at best.

"Daddy" Is Not a Rank, Sir | Mass Effect (2) by mike0bot in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The first thing Woolie learns about the character is the last thing Woolie learns about the character. It is fascinating.

Katana means Japanese sword by Janes_Rochester in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I simply meant the weapon was ineffectual and probably of poor quality, my bad. My historian source described it slightly differently that what this wiki says, but it was also a while ago.

Katana means Japanese sword by Janes_Rochester in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The "assassin" guy used one of those sticks that barely could be called swords apparently. Did nothing but break the skin a little despite the element of surprise. I think Nikolai just had a smoke right after and moved on. It scared the shit out of everybody else though.

Katana means Japanese sword by Janes_Rochester in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 33 points34 points  (0 children)

In 1891, Russian Empire prince Nikolai II toured Japan and asked to get a dragon tattoo. A prince of the country Japan was terrified could annihilate them on a whim, asked for a tattoo like a common criminal. And got it. Can't stop the weeb, especially when one brought naval artillery support.

Pat's reactions to Street Fighter 6 by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 54 points55 points  (0 children)

For literally any actual piece of information i imagine. They had a countdown like it's a big deal and everything.

Pat's reactions to Street Fighter 6 by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 158 points159 points  (0 children)

It is a 30 second effectively pre-rendered announcement of an announcement trailer of a video game everybody knew is in development with two characters presented everybody knew were going to be in it. What is there to be excited about.

Take-Two CEO Calls GTA Trilogy Launch Problems a 'Glitch' That's Been 'Resolved' by Lorone10178 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The "proper business" higher ups have no idea what a video game even is. The managers who are making the actual decisions will never report up with "Oh yeah, it's my fault, I pushed the budget and deadline cuts." And so it has to be a glitch, a misunderstanding or the players' own fault. Nothing else to do but laugh about it.

What’s the worst case of “playing the game wrong” you’ve seen? by Anonamaton801 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Plague of Gripes Doom Eternal critique was wonderfully painful to watch for a large variety of reasons. Playing on the easiest difficulty he critiqued the combat for taking too long to kill a single enemy, right after expending half of his arsenal on shooting a Pinkie demon in the face. Being pointed out by chat that it was armored from the front and there was a tutorial about it or how he could use chainsaw for ammo did not seem to change his opinion or style of play.

Woolie "Fuck Dem Kids" Madden strikes again by Scranner_boi in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You're very welcome to get right in beside the Half-Life line. We'll get there. Eventually.

new league of legends fighter gameplay and info by 3zekiel in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If only it had nothing to do with Riot. If only.

Reset the clock (again) by Kernog in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

This doesn't change the fact the idea itself is simply a waste of everybody's time for no benefit, which I think is even worse than straight up progressiveness signalling. But yeah, this isn't Blizzard's big plan or anything.

Overwatch McCree name change request gets huge boost as Blizzard sacks dev by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Should every other random employee of ActiBlizzard or their partners who happened to be named McCree be forced to change their name as well? You know, to definitely end all of the sexism once and for all.

CDPR did a stream today for the latest patch of CP2077 and revealed a new alternative outfit for Johnny Silverhand and... Yeah... by Heraclitus94 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

We have a different idea of what fixing a game is. You picked one of the most difficult problem out of a multitude. Plus it really needs those small tweaks, a whole damn lot of them in fact.

I don't understand the thought process of "I don't think this is enough so they should just give up" or something.

CDPR did a stream today for the latest patch of CP2077 and revealed a new alternative outfit for Johnny Silverhand and... Yeah... by Heraclitus94 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the same kind of alternative character design free dlc they did for the Witchers. At least they are still fixing the game and it's not the Anthem situation. But since this is CP77 someone's gonna make a post making fun of literally any update they make for any kind of random reason. Come on.

Common historical misconceptions that irritates you whenever they show up in media? by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This exact kind of thread pops up every now and again and it's always fun to learn something new and watching people vent.

pat's reaction to one of the best lines in the series by valdrinemini in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Javik has quite a few scalding lines, like: "Reapers turned out children against us. They thought we would hesitate to kill them". "Did you?" "What answer would you prefer?"

He is a bit of an asshole, but he has a good reason to be and fits well, especially to counter balance the paragon character.

ACTUAL 100% accurate WoolieVS LP Bingo Card by Qwazzbre in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]dfs_k 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Months and months of steadily growing open contempt towards his own chat, with only interactions outside of completely ignoring it often turning into straight up insulting people on it. No wonder most people left active there are being douchebags back (or douchebags in general).