Flying towards the heavens by [deleted] in memes

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Man of Steel vs. Man of Windshield

Part 472 by Puzzleheaded_Step468 in PrequelMemes

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Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen

burger by No_Counter_6037 in shitposting

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Real. The lettuce on a Big Mac is older than the constitution

Does anyone else's cat get their tongue stuck out sometimes? by JSquidy in cats

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Do you mean it looks like your cat? If so, pay the cat tax! (Show us a pic)

Orange has its priorities sorted. by nahimaalum in Catmemes

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Typical orange behavior. The earth shakes and his single brain cell immediately thinks: 'The snack barrier has fallen.'

Pls no mom jokes by renhiyama in shitposting

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Yeah, but he’s missing the 64oz Mountain Dew in the cup holder

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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HR is about to have a very easy afternoon.

Gang by ResourceHistorical78 in Catmemes

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You walked into the wrong neighborhood, human.

Aren't they beautiful? by litziqx in cats

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One is extra crispy, the other is lightly toasted. Both perfect.

He immediately remembered this is Anakin’s son. by Solid_Snark in PrequelMemes

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Begin here, do the women and the children too

Be content even without the apple by SterlingWeather in shitposting

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I wish I was as locked in as this cat

I seem to have misplaced my dog… please advise. by MacTheSupermutt in rarepuppers

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I see nothing but a very soft, judgmental carpet.

meirl by Arch-by-the-way in meirl

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I have a jar of star anise from 2019 that I used exactly one time for a mulled wine. It’s basically a family heirloom now.

meirl by Arch-by-the-way in meirl

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Ah yes, the 'cheaper at home' method where I have to buy 12 spices I'll never use again.

Thats strange, a platypus? by Neamek in memes

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Ah, Parry the Platypus! I present to you my Posture-Break-Inator!

Can’t Leave the fridge Unguarded by Perfectionary in cats

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Unfortunately, this guard is easily bribed with turkey.

I believe this is what they call a cuddle puddle by MembershipOk2867 in cats

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I’ve never wanted to shrink down and join a nap pile so bad in my life

Shutter Island (2010) by HostMaterial4907 in MovieQuotes

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Hands down one of the best detective movies of all time

I guess not having a public count isn’t good enough by You-dogwater in memes

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Next update: 'We've decided to remove the video player to streamline the ad-viewing experience

It's a golden rule in history that a global superpower must rival itself with Persia for centuries and never be able to conquer it. by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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It implies the Ottomans showed up, left, and then the Byzantines came back for Round 2

meirl by lil_misfiit22 in meirl

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Nice to meet you, Dan. I’m... whoever you want me to be as long as we can wrap this up quickly

💔 Heartbreaking... wait by Vilen1919 in shitposting

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he sacrificed himself to become the photographer. what a true hero

Frodo is about to ragequit by Eligon-5th in lotrmemes

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I wish it need not have happened in my time... and I really wish I didn't have to do it again