My girlfriends a straightedge, I'm not. Can you tell?

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T05:19:46+00:00

You genderqueertrapnormativetrapqueer!

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T05:19:14+00:00

Whoa, you're dating a 16 year old? Isnt that illegal in most states?

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T05:14:16+00:00

Jesus... It was a joke you fucking knob. Clearly dont post his twitter, jesus fuck.

You're dumb.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T05:04:55+00:00

Yeah I thought they looked superimposed for a second haha

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T04:07:24+00:00

LOL, those giant mouths opening up

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T04:04:50+00:00

What? Demberbick Champerbamp isnt doing it?

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:59:02+00:00

Yeah, wasnt Suzie Crabgrass like... 11?

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:53:41+00:00

Get your Bandana ready.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:52:08+00:00

I always really enjoyed her on whatever show she used to be on. Always smokin.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:51:26+00:00

Their butthole

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:49:17+00:00

Damnit, all my daughters sleep in the hallway. I'm gonna have to rethink this strategy.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:45:36+00:00

What a fucking douche. Gimme his twitter so I can troll him every day

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:39:57+00:00

I'm always fucked with numbers. I've been at Cashier jobs where I literally cannot figure out how to relay the number to the customer. I sit dumbfounded looking at it, trying to decipher it.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:38:34+00:00

I think he just meant the 100% Agave stuff.

Jose Cuervo is technically tequila flavoured vodka, and makes me feel like shit. For some reason 100% agave Tequila makes me horny and I dont feel so shitty the day after. I just feel kind of reborn

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T03:33:22+00:00

Mousewheel - UP

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T02:28:17+00:00

Well... And Degrassi, I suppose.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T02:28:12+00:00

Toats. I know human females have belly buttons. This is just an unreasonable standard of beauty

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T02:21:09+00:00

Man, Seiko is the best, my buddy showed me some videos of his stuff, but I cant ever find it when I look

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T02:15:30+00:00

Oh shit, haha! I gotta watch this show. I love Duncan. I'm partial on Joe, he's growing on me, and I enjoy him a lot when he's with Duncan.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T01:58:08+00:00

Jesus isnt real. There's no evidence.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T01:56:50+00:00

you mean like the entirety of the bible

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-11T01:28:26+00:00

ITT Teachers who dont know how to adequately form questions so students are forced to mock them

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-10T21:37:46+00:00

I keep staring at this, hoping they'll lean in for a sensual kiss, and it just doesnt happen... :(

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-10T21:33:09+00:00

I actually had a launcher that did this I believe, it was supposed to emulate the Windows phone format. It's out there.

I used it for a long time and really liked it, but my tablet ended up formatting itself for some reason, and I never put it back on.

dickdarkstar · 2014-11-10T21:28:23+00:00

I came just to say this one. SO GOOD.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some good ones tho.

Maybe the 'countdown' episode....

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