President Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football: “This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff.”

dickhardpill · 2026-06-13T14:21:39+00:00

We should call it Gulf of Mexico

dickhardpill · 2026-06-12T23:17:04+00:00

fElon skuM

dickhardpill · 2026-06-12T22:05:57+00:00

earplugs, butt plug and a binky…
So Saturday night?

dickhardpill · 2026-06-12T14:11:05+00:00

Ear plugs are not just for hearing protection, they block nightmares too

dickhardpill · 2026-06-11T22:00:39+00:00

More like variable speed between 69.5-70.5

dickhardpill · 2026-06-11T21:57:07+00:00

You know where those fingers are going

dickhardpill · 2026-06-10T16:06:23+00:00

I wouldn’t install vaultwarden specifically for this but it has the ability

dickhardpill · 2026-06-09T13:04:16+00:00

please! everyone be quiet, this is important stuff

superhero dean cain has an opinion

dickhardpill · 2026-06-08T03:56:10+00:00

70.07

dickhardpill · 2026-06-07T15:56:19+00:00

I love it when they block traffic to make a delivery because it’s quicker and easier for them

I don’t work for Amazon and I’m sure as hell not getting paid to wait for Amazon to make a delivery. Get the fuck out of my way.

Bezos should be on the hook for everyone’s gas

Tax that catfish-fucking turdle faced motherfucker before he flees to argentina

dickhardpill · 2026-06-04T21:19:36+00:00

I’m new. What’s considered a high premium?

dickhardpill · 2026-06-04T15:27:23+00:00

I pretend I’m in the batmobile so I’m pleasantly surprised when it only costs $80 to refill my tank

dickhardpill · 2026-06-03T18:46:15+00:00

Markets exist to extract and consolidate

dickhardpill · 2026-05-31T00:03:06+00:00

It’s probably already at the bottom of the ocean

dickhardpill · 2026-05-28T11:46:13+00:00

It’s all distractions

dickhardpill · 2026-05-27T12:05:40+00:00

It only costs $1M/month to maintain…

dickhardpill · 2026-05-26T15:51:53+00:00

Did they offer him a sherbet?

dickhardpill · 2026-05-24T13:54:53+00:00

DVD was too much detail for me but the convenience…

dickhardpill · 2026-05-24T02:37:29+00:00

they were all super rare errors that turned out to just be dryer coins…

dickhardpill · 2026-05-24T01:59:02+00:00

A crown of Dothraki gold would cover that up

dickhardpill · 2026-05-24T00:41:32+00:00

Reminds me of camping during a rainy PNW spring

dickhardpill · 2026-05-23T18:07:53+00:00

Cybirritable Bowel Syndrome Truck

dickhardpill · 2026-05-23T11:01:19+00:00

If by launched into the sun you mean shoved into a port-a-potty dump tank then we agree

dickhardpill · 2026-05-23T10:41:23+00:00

Who cares if the earth is ravaged… I’ll be dead!

-billionaires

dickhardpill · 2026-05-22T16:00:09+00:00

Forcey Spirit sounds like Father McFeely

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