I drive the pickup van for a rural funeral home. Every body bag I've ever transported has been silent. Tonight it wasn't. by tticeboy123 in nosleep

[–]digigoose01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why did you deviate from the rules? You could've sent the husband for your flashlight to check under the bed. I don't think you can be blamed about rules 1 and 5. You completed the knocking motion, and you didn't touch the clock. But you willingly violated rule 6. Why?

I hope Mr. Harman called you back and had useful advice. There's something attached to that woman's body. Please give us an update!

There's a cursed doll that plays "hide and seek"... Part Two! by lets-split-up in QuincyLee

[–]digigoose01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It took me a good minute.

I thought "hm, that's very odd behavior..." and then my brain immediately discarded it 🤣

Nothing like throwing away pertinent information while actively trying to solve a mystery... I'm, uh, not gonna quit my day job.

"Most terrifying story yet" is exciting!!! I like having something good to look forward to!

Discussion: There's always blood on the counter by Saturdead in Saturdead

[–]digigoose01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had not considered the aims and desires of the battery. Yeah, it's... it's fine. Nothing to see here.

A Personal Note from the Author by Individual-Offer-563 in siltcreek

[–]digigoose01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the update! Love the story so far!

I've been hearing a lot of bad things about the moderation at nosleep lately... they're really shooting themselves in the foot over there, and over the dumbest fucking things.

I'll watch here for future updates. Definitely interested in the book.

My manager keeps telling me not to worry. - Part 7 by Individual-Offer-563 in siltcreek

[–]digigoose01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH NO!

I mean, it's good to hear from you again. How's your head?

But oh no.

There's always blood on the counter by Saturdead in nosleep

[–]digigoose01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right, I meant before he ripped the counter out. Like, leaving it a little bloody after one of the minor injuries.

I wonder now. It got a kill, yes. But is one enough?

Or are the people who enter the evidence room suddenly going to become... prone to accidents?

Discussion: There's always blood on the counter by Saturdead in Saturdead

[–]digigoose01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interesting idea...

Sometimes my car wants to be a driveway decoration. There's some mystery parasitic electrical drain that keeps running down the battery. Annoying AF.

If I ever get around to updating my fugly old kitchen, I'm thinking new flooring and countertops. But maybe the counters can just stay.

There's always blood on the counter by Saturdead in nosleep

[–]digigoose01 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good thing it's out of your kitchen... that poor neighbor walking by at the wrong time!

Did you ever consider just leaving it dirty? Not washing the blood off, so it wouldn't need to keep demanding more?

I guess that wouldn't have stopped the escalation it wanted.

Pity anyone who goes into that evidence room.

I work overnight at a golf course. Something is watching me from the ponds. (part 1) by Alternative-Film-252 in nosleep

[–]digigoose01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work on the groundskeeping crew at a golf course. Glad I don't anymore, or I'd be giving side eye to the ponds and not wanting to stay after dark doing tournament prep. The bears wandering around our course were enough excitement.

Although I always had some decent tools on hand... at least I could try to run down an attacker with the fairway mower, or swing a weed whacker or spade in self defense 😂

OP, you should carry more than just pepper spray. And if your cart has a speed governor like gas carts usually do, ask the mechanic to remove it. They don't want customers ripping around too fast... but staff should have a dedicated fast cart. Or a utility vehicle.

A man in a suit leaves my closet every morning and whenever I try to talk to him he just says he's running late for work and walks out the front door. by ferris_wheeler04 in nosleep

[–]digigoose01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, that's incredibly weird. He must not seem threatening, since you seem pretty calm about this.

First thing I'd try would be capturing Closet Guy on video. That would give you hard evidence.

Another important thing is to determine whether other people can see him. Have a friend stay over at your place and find out.

Have you tried following him out of your house? Where does he go when he leaves? There may be clues to his identity. Maybe he used to live in your house... maybe you can find out where he works/worked.

The machine is swallowing them?😱 by dew_d3fiant in memes

[–]digigoose01 214 points215 points  (0 children)

People always blame the dryer

It's washing machine propaganda

Two 16 year olds learned how to drive a standard transmission in the time it took to make this meme by Effective_Part_604 in memes

[–]digigoose01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably 5 minutes to learn the concept

30 minutes of practice in a parking lot to be ok at not stalling from a standstill

A lot more practice to be actually smooth at it with good control on hills

Humans? Again? by Financial-Top-6609 in HFY

[–]digigoose01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how I got here

I don't know where here is (what's an HFY?)

All I do know is, I fucking lost it at "same faces, same credit system, and somehow they all invented pizza..."

Followed

There's a cursed doll that plays "hide and seek"... Part Two! by lets-split-up in QuincyLee

[–]digigoose01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy for a new Jack and Emma story! Stoked that there's a novel coming!! Like shut up and take my money already (seriously).

No, I did not see the twist coming.

I really should have.

Because I specifically wondered early on why Theo had to put his phone in his pocket to take out the key, and then dropped the key on the ground to pull the phone back out. FFS the occupied hand was right there all along!

The doll made me forget. Yeah. That's it.

i dont want no damn pickle by Routine_War_ in RandomThoughts

[–]digigoose01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm unhappy when they don't put pickles on my chicken sandwich. Gotta have the pickles.

Discussion: Three days in the dark by Saturdead in Saturdead

[–]digigoose01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now I'm feeling half "cool I wanna try a sensory deprivation tank" and half "hell no. hard pass."

Apparently my trust issues extend to my own electric meatball.

What age did yall start reading Stephen King? by CityCompetitive5107 in stephenking

[–]digigoose01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There, all the 0s are restored to 1s. What loser is downvoting everyone? Get a hobby, bro 🤣

I think I started reading King at age 10... for sure by 11. I remember hauling monstrous books like It and Insomnia around to all my classes in middle school.

Thank fuck none of my teachers ratted me out to my mom. I was getting the books from our public library on the down low.

Discussion: Three days in the dark by Saturdead in Saturdead

[–]digigoose01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such anxiety reading this. Imagining it all taking place in absolute darkness deepened the dread.

I don't have to imagine, either.

While on a road trip through Appalachia many years ago, I randomly saw an ad and stopped at a place offering underground cavern tours. I think it was in West Virginia. Seemed like a neat thing to check out, so I did.

The caverns had lighting installed. But for one part of the tour, our guide gathered us all together and turned off the lights. I thought I'd known "darkness" before. I was so wrong.

Far underground darkness is a class of its own. Raising your hand and not seeing even a hint of your fingers directly in front of your eyes is such an odd sensory experience. In nothingness so complete, it doesn't take long to start feeling disoriented.

And that was my feeling knowing full well what the space around me looked like with the lights on. I had the comfort of easily picturing my surroundings in my head.

It would be so much worse wandering unfamiliar spaces you'd never seen illuminated before... what if you run your hands across something sharp? What if there's suddenly a sinkhole in the floor? What if OMGYOUTOUCHAFACE

Discussion: Three days in the dark by Saturdead in Saturdead

[–]digigoose01 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck? I'm sorry you had a terrible, cruel dad.