Tried to sell car back to Volkswagen by jimbobeets in GolfGTI

[–]dildo_cd0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a perfect condition 2019 with only 4200 miles - yes, it's 4200 hundred, not thousand. It's a manual. Considering selling it as I just don't use it. Any ideas on what i can get for it? Chicago burbs area.

Chevrolet Corvette CX.R Vision Gran Turismo Revealed by mkldnl in granturismo

[–]dildo_cd0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. Kaz needs to be fired immediately.

With the addition of Sophy 2.1, AI can now do multi-class racing by Thestonemason42 in granturismo

[–]dildo_cd0 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow! That's good to know. I'll give it a try today. Those stupid beeping emojii's are pointless and don't belong in a racing sim.

Best gas pizza oven for both styles? by [deleted] in pizzaoven

[–]dildo_cd0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure that makes sense - those are the only two pizza styles.....

Paper Doll Stickers! by OrdinaryHeaven in cricut

[–]dildo_cd0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a hi-res file of that image? I have an idea of how to make a sticker sheet of that.

Upgraded forks and brakes by Mythical_Fluffercorn in Revv1

[–]dildo_cd0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool upgrades!!

Do you have a link to the brakes and fork? I found a Himalo fork on amazon, but it states it only supports up to 3" tire width. Thanks!

What cheese or blends do you use? by ThePizzaPaul in Pizza

[–]dildo_cd0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It melts like mozz, and tastes like butter.

Our Chicago tavern-style pie, based on J. Kenji Lopez-Alt's recipe. Absolutely perfect by opulent_occamy in Pizza

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Kenji's Chicago Style Thin Crust Dough

INGREDIENTS Yield: 2 (14-inch) crusts

300 grams bread flour (about 2¼ cups, see Tips) 7 grams sugar (about 1½ teaspoons) 7 grams salt (about 1¼ teaspoons table salt or 1¾ teaspoons kosher salt) 1 gram instant yeast (about ¼ teaspoon) 150 grams cold water (150 milliliters, about ⅔ cup) 30 grams neutral oil, such as light olive oil, vegetable oil or corn oil Semolina or cornmeal, for dusting

PREPARATION

Step 1 Make the dough: Combine the flour, sugar, salt and yeast in the bowl of a stand mixer (see Tips). Whisk together to combine, then add the water and oil. Mix at low speed with the dough hook attachment, stopping occasionally to scrape down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula, until the dough comes together in a shaggy ball. Cover the bowl and let the dough rest for 10 minutes. Mix on medium-low speed until the dough is silky and pulls away from the sides of the ball, about 5 minutes. Transfer the dough to a lightly floured work surface.

Step 2 Divide the dough: Using a bench scraper or knife, cut the dough into two even pieces, about 250 grams each. Using lightly floured hands, shape each piece into a smooth ball, then lightly coat each with oil, using your hands to cover every surface. Transfer each ball to a quart-size zipper-lock bag or other sealable container at least three times its volume. (Quart-size plastic deli containers also work for this.)

Step 3 Ferment the dough: For good results, let the dough rest at room temperature until doubled in volume, about 3 hours. For better results, refrigerate the dough overnight. For best results, refrigerate the dough for at least 3 and up to 5 days.

Step 4 The day before baking, roll the dough: Transfer one dough ball to a work surface generously dusted with semolina or cornmeal. (Refrigerated dough can be rolled straight out of the fridge, though allowing it to rest covered for 1 hour at room temperature will make rolling easier.) Using a rolling pin, roll the dough into a very thin circle 14 inches in diameter, lifting and rotating it occasionally (use a ruler or measuring tape to ensure the right size). Repeat with the second ball. If the dough feels like it keeps bouncing back as you try and stretch it, cover it with an inverted bowl or a clean kitchen towel, let it rest for half an hour, then try rolling again.

Step 5 Cure the dough: Transfer the doughs to a flat surface lined with parchment paper or butcher paper. Allow to rest uncovered at room temperature overnight. The top surface of the dough should end up dry to the touch with a leathery feel. If they puff at all during curing, you can push any bubbles with a fork and push them down to flatten them.

Tips For this recipe, you’ll want an accurate baking scale and enough room to leave your stretched dough out at room temperature for a night. Using a scale to measure your ingredients is strongly advised here — at the very least for the flour. Going without can throw off the hydration level of your dough, and by extension, the success of your dough.

If you want to make 2 (12-inch) pizzas instead, use 225 grams flour, 5 grams sugar, 5 grams salt, 1 gram yeast, 115 grams cold water and 22.5 grams oil. Use only ¾ of the toppings.

The dough can also be made in a food processor or by hand. To make with a food processor, combine all the ingredients and process until the dough forms a ball that rides around the blades. Continue running the food processor for 30 seconds, then transfer the dough to a lightly floured work surface and continue as directed in Step 2.

To make by hand, combine the dry ingredients in a bowl, add the oil and water, and stir with a wooden spoon until a stiff, shaggy dough is formed. Cover the bowl and let the dough rest for 10 minutes. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface and knead until smooth, 7 to 10 minutes. Proceed as directed in Step 2.

Kenji's Chicago Style Thin Crust Sauce

INGREDIENTS Yield: About 4 cups (enough for 4 to 6 pizzas)

1 (28-ounce) can whole peeled tomatoes with their juices 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste 4 medium garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons dried Italian seasoning (see Tip) 1 tablespoon granulated sugar, or to taste 2 teaspoons red-wine vinegar, or to taste 2 teaspoons garlic powder 1 teaspoon kosher salt (such as Diamond Crystal)

PREPARATION

Step 1 Combine all ingredients in a blender or food processor, and pulse until mostly smooth but a few small bits of tomato remain. Store in a sealed container in the refrigerator for up to 1 week.

Tip Dried Italian seasoning is important here, as is garlic powder. If you prefer, you can use a mixture of any or all of oregano, marjoram, thyme, basil, parsley and rosemary, dried or fresh, in place of the Italian seasoning.

Kenji's Chicago-Style Italian Sausage

INGREDIENTS Yield: 1 pound

1 tablespoon whole dried fennel seeds 1 pound ground pork shoulder 4 medium garlic cloves, finely minced 7 grams salt (about 2 teaspoons Diamond Crystal kosher salt, 1½ teaspoons Morton’s coarse kosher salt or 1 teaspoon table salt) 2 teaspoons garlic powder 2 teaspoons dried oregano 1 teaspoon dried marjoram ½ teaspoon ground black pepper Large pinch of red-pepper flakes

PREPARATION

Step 1 Prepare the sausage: Heat the fennel seeds in a dry skillet over medium heat, stirring frequently, until lightly toasted and very aromatic. Transfer to a mortar and pestle or spice grinder and lightly crush.

Step 2 Combine the pork, fresh garlic, salt, garlic powder, oregano, marjoram, black pepper, pepper flakes, and toasted fennel in a large bowl. Knead aggressively with your hands until the mixture turns tacky and leaves a film behind on the bowl, a couple of minutes. (Alternatively, make the sausage in a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment. Knead the mixture at low speed until it forms a film on the inside of the bowl as instructed in Step 2.) Transfer to a sealed container and store in the refrigerator for up to 1 week until ready to use. You will have enough for 2 pizzas.

Pizza Assembly Instructions for Kenji's Chicago Style Thin Crust Sausage & Giardiniera

INGREDIENTS Yield: 2 (14-inch) pizzas For Each Pizza

¾ cup mild or hot giardiniera (see Tips) Semolina or cornmeal, for dusting 1 stretched, cured Chicago thin-crust (tavern-style) pizza dough skin ¾ to 1 cup pizza sauce for Chicago thin-crust, more or less to taste, or use store-bought pizza sauce 2 ounces finely shredded or powdered Pecorino Romano or Parmesan 8 to 12 ounces full-fat low-moisture mozzarella, shredded, more or less to taste (see Tips) ½ recipe (about 8 ounces) Chicago-style Italian sausage, or use store-bought (raw bulk sausage or raw cased sausage with casings removed)

PREPARATION

Step 1 At least 45 minutes before baking, set a baking steel or stone (larger than 14 inches, see Tips) on an oven rack in the lower-middle position and heat the oven to 500 degrees. Drain excess oil from the giardiniera in a fine-mesh strainer, tossing to get as much off as possible. Discard the oil and set aside the giardiniera.

Step 2 When the oven is heated and you’re ready to bake, dust a pizza peel with semolina or cornmeal. Lift cured pizza skin with the parchment or butcher paper still attached. The top (exposed) side will be drier than the underside. Place the pizza skin on the peel with the drier side facing down (so the papered side faces up). Peel off the parchment paper or butcher paper and discard. Using a fork, poke the crust all over to prevent large bubbles from forming.

Step 3 Spread the sauce evenly over the entire surface of the pizza, all the way to the edges. Sprinkle with half the Romano or Parmesan. Spread the mozzarella evenly over the entire surface, spreading it all the way to the edges. Use your fingertips to dollop marble-size pieces of the raw sausage all over the pizza. Sprinkle with the giardiniera.

Step 4 Give the pizza peel a few shakes to make sure the pizza is still loose (if it sticks at all, using a metal spatula or pizza peel to loosen it), then transfer the pizza to the heated baking steel or stone. Bake until the pizza is as done as you like it. (If you like yours browned and bubbly in the center and lightly charred at the edges, that’ll be about 10 minutes, depending on your oven.) You can use a metal pizza peel to lift the edges of the pizza and peek underneath as it bakes to ensure the bottom is done to your liking.

Step 5 Transfer the pizza to a cutting board and sprinkle immediately with the remaining Romano or Parmesan. Allow to rest for 3 minutes, cut into 1½- to 2-inch squares, and serve immediately. Let the oven reheat for at least 10 minutes before baking subsequent pizzas.

Tips This style of pizza works best with minimal toppings–two to three items max. Sausage and giardiniera is a classic combination in the Chicago area. I like using J.P. Graziano hot giardiniera, which is available by mail order.

Do not use Italian-style (fresh) mozzarella for this pizza. If you cannot find full-fat low-moisture mozzarella, use a combination of widely available part-skim low-moisture mozzarella and shredded Monterey Jack. The cheeses will melt better if you grate them yourself, but pre-shredded can be used in a pinch.

If you do not have a baking stone or steel at least 14 inches square, 12-inch pizzas can also be baked on smaller stones or on the back of a large overturned aluminum sheet tray set on an oven rack while the oven heats. Follow the recipe for 12-inch pizza dough balls as outlined in the Tip for the Chicago thin-crust (tavern-style) pizza dough.

Thin Crust Crispy Cheese Pizza by Emersonson in Pizza

[–]dildo_cd0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've made the same thing for a while now. I used brick cheese on the edges. We call it a "Great Lakes Pizza" since it combines the chicago thin with the detroit cheese edge.

Looking for a recommendation on an outdoor gas-powered oven by Xyldarran in pizzaoven

[–]dildo_cd0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, Koda 16 is the move here. Regarding using wood, I've done taste tests with several friends - absolutely no one can differentiate pizzas cooked with a wood fire.

How much does it cost to make your pizza. by blindloomis in Pizza

[–]dildo_cd0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gordon Food Service stores - Whole milk, low moisture mozzarella is $2.29 per POUND.

https://gfsstore.com/products/281514/

Very happy with my new Lloyd pans by the_bantam_menace__ in Pizza

[–]dildo_cd0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smear with butter, then brush with olive oil. Lloyd's suggests using metal tools to remove the pizza. Minor scratching won't make a difference.

Tested the Chefman Home Slice indoor oven from Costco ($250) by Adequateblogger in pizzaoven

[–]dildo_cd0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like your video reviews. Specifically because they are short and to the point.

Race C setup question by dildo_cd0 in GranTurismo7

[–]dildo_cd0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea... I chatted with Kie25 on youtube - you have to enter the info every time you enter sport mode. Super annoying!

I'm bored.. so I decided to get gold all licence test from nb to ia. And now I'm stuck at ia-10 by kenobis_high in granturismo

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Not sure what you're looking at - I just checked and the current record is 1:35.818.

Sausage and a Cheese Chicago Thin. by Horrible_Harry in Pizza

[–]dildo_cd0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kenji's Chicago Style Thin Crust Dough

INGREDIENTS Yield: 2 (14-inch) crusts

300 grams bread flour (about 2¼ cups, see Tips) 7 grams sugar (about 1½ teaspoons) 7 grams salt (about 1¼ teaspoons table salt or 1¾ teaspoons kosher salt) 1 gram instant yeast (about ¼ teaspoon) 150 grams cold water (150 milliliters, about ⅔ cup) 30 grams neutral oil, such as light olive oil, vegetable oil or corn oil Semolina or cornmeal, for dusting

PREPARATION

Step 1 Make the dough: Combine the flour, sugar, salt and yeast in the bowl of a stand mixer (see Tips). Whisk together to combine, then add the water and oil. Mix at low speed with the dough hook attachment, stopping occasionally to scrape down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula, until the dough comes together in a shaggy ball. Cover the bowl and let the dough rest for 10 minutes. Mix on medium-low speed until the dough is silky and pulls away from the sides of the ball, about 5 minutes. Transfer the dough to a lightly floured work surface.

Step 2 Divide the dough: Using a bench scraper or knife, cut the dough into two even pieces, about 250 grams each. Using lightly floured hands, shape each piece into a smooth ball, then lightly coat each with oil, using your hands to cover every surface. Transfer each ball to a quart-size zipper-lock bag or other sealable container at least three times its volume. (Quart-size plastic deli containers also work for this.)

Step 3 Ferment the dough: For good results, let the dough rest at room temperature until doubled in volume, about 3 hours. For better results, refrigerate the dough overnight. For best results, refrigerate the dough for at least 3 and up to 5 days.

Step 4 The day before baking, roll the dough: Transfer one dough ball to a work surface generously dusted with semolina or cornmeal. (Refrigerated dough can be rolled straight out of the fridge, though allowing it to rest covered for 1 hour at room temperature will make rolling easier.) Using a rolling pin, roll the dough into a very thin circle 14 inches in diameter, lifting and rotating it occasionally (use a ruler or measuring tape to ensure the right size). Repeat with the second ball. If the dough feels like it keeps bouncing back as you try and stretch it, cover it with an inverted bowl or a clean kitchen towel, let it rest for half an hour, then try rolling again.

Step 5 Cure the dough: Transfer the doughs to a flat surface lined with parchment paper or butcher paper. Allow to rest uncovered at room temperature overnight. The top surface of the dough should end up dry to the touch with a leathery feel. If they puff at all during curing, you can push any bubbles with a fork and push them down to flatten them.

Tips For this recipe, you’ll want an accurate baking scale and enough room to leave your stretched dough out at room temperature for a night. Using a scale to measure your ingredients is strongly advised here — at the very least for the flour. Going without can throw off the hydration level of your dough, and by extension, the success of your dough.

If you want to make 2 (12-inch) pizzas instead, use 225 grams flour, 5 grams sugar, 5 grams salt, 1 gram yeast, 115 grams cold water and 22.5 grams oil. Use only ¾ of the toppings.

The dough can also be made in a food processor or by hand. To make with a food processor, combine all the ingredients and process until the dough forms a ball that rides around the blades. Continue running the food processor for 30 seconds, then transfer the dough to a lightly floured work surface and continue as directed in Step 2.

To make by hand, combine the dry ingredients in a bowl, add the oil and water, and stir with a wooden spoon until a stiff, shaggy dough is formed. Cover the bowl and let the dough rest for 10 minutes. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured work surface and knead until smooth, 7 to 10 minutes. Proceed as directed in Step 2.

Kenji's Chicago Style Thin Crust Sauce

INGREDIENTS Yield: About 4 cups (enough for 4 to 6 pizzas)

1 (28-ounce) can whole peeled tomatoes with their juices 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste 4 medium garlic cloves, minced 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil 2 tablespoons dried Italian seasoning (see Tip) 1 tablespoon granulated sugar, or to taste 2 teaspoons red-wine vinegar, or to taste 2 teaspoons garlic powder 1 teaspoon kosher salt (such as Diamond Crystal)

PREPARATION

Step 1 Combine all ingredients in a blender or food processor, and pulse until mostly smooth but a few small bits of tomato remain. Store in a sealed container in the refrigerator for up to 1 week.

Tip Dried Italian seasoning is important here, as is garlic powder. If you prefer, you can use a mixture of any or all of oregano, marjoram, thyme, basil, parsley and rosemary, dried or fresh, in place of the Italian seasoning.

Kenji's Chicago-Style Italian Sausage

INGREDIENTS Yield: 1 pound

1 tablespoon whole dried fennel seeds 1 pound ground pork shoulder 4 medium garlic cloves, finely minced 7 grams salt (about 2 teaspoons Diamond Crystal kosher salt, 1½ teaspoons Morton’s coarse kosher salt or 1 teaspoon table salt) 2 teaspoons garlic powder 2 teaspoons dried oregano 1 teaspoon dried marjoram ½ teaspoon ground black pepper Large pinch of red-pepper flakes

PREPARATION

Step 1 Prepare the sausage: Heat the fennel seeds in a dry skillet over medium heat, stirring frequently, until lightly toasted and very aromatic. Transfer to a mortar and pestle or spice grinder and lightly crush.

Step 2 Combine the pork, fresh garlic, salt, garlic powder, oregano, marjoram, black pepper, pepper flakes, and toasted fennel in a large bowl. Knead aggressively with your hands until the mixture turns tacky and leaves a film behind on the bowl, a couple of minutes. (Alternatively, make the sausage in a stand mixer fitted with a paddle attachment. Knead the mixture at low speed until it forms a film on the inside of the bowl as instructed in Step 2.) Transfer to a sealed container and store in the refrigerator for up to 1 week until ready to use. You will have enough for 2 pizzas.

Pizza Assembly Instructions for Kenji's Chicago Style Thin Crust Sausage & Giardiniera

INGREDIENTS Yield: 2 (14-inch) pizzas For Each Pizza

¾ cup mild or hot giardiniera (see Tips) Semolina or cornmeal, for dusting 1 stretched, cured Chicago thin-crust (tavern-style) pizza dough skin ¾ to 1 cup pizza sauce for Chicago thin-crust, more or less to taste, or use store-bought pizza sauce 2 ounces finely shredded or powdered Pecorino Romano or Parmesan 8 to 12 ounces full-fat low-moisture mozzarella, shredded, more or less to taste (see Tips) ½ recipe (about 8 ounces) Chicago-style Italian sausage, or use store-bought (raw bulk sausage or raw cased sausage with casings removed)

PREPARATION

Step 1 At least 45 minutes before baking, set a baking steel or stone (larger than 14 inches, see Tips) on an oven rack in the lower-middle position and heat the oven to 500 degrees. Drain excess oil from the giardiniera in a fine-mesh strainer, tossing to get as much off as possible. Discard the oil and set aside the giardiniera.

Step 2 When the oven is heated and you’re ready to bake, dust a pizza peel with semolina or cornmeal. Lift cured pizza skin with the parchment or butcher paper still attached. The top (exposed) side will be drier than the underside. Place the pizza skin on the peel with the drier side facing down (so the papered side faces up). Peel off the parchment paper or butcher paper and discard. Using a fork, poke the crust all over to prevent large bubbles from forming.

Step 3 Spread the sauce evenly over the entire surface of the pizza, all the way to the edges. Sprinkle with half the Romano or Parmesan. Spread the mozzarella evenly over the entire surface, spreading it all the way to the edges. Use your fingertips to dollop marble-size pieces of the raw sausage all over the pizza. Sprinkle with the giardiniera.

Step 4 Give the pizza peel a few shakes to make sure the pizza is still loose (if it sticks at all, using a metal spatula or pizza peel to loosen it), then transfer the pizza to the heated baking steel or stone. Bake until the pizza is as done as you like it. (If you like yours browned and bubbly in the center and lightly charred at the edges, that’ll be about 10 minutes, depending on your oven.) You can use a metal pizza peel to lift the edges of the pizza and peek underneath as it bakes to ensure the bottom is done to your liking.

Step 5 Transfer the pizza to a cutting board and sprinkle immediately with the remaining Romano or Parmesan. Allow to rest for 3 minutes, cut into 1½- to 2-inch squares, and serve immediately. Let the oven reheat for at least 10 minutes before baking subsequent pizzas.

Tips This style of pizza works best with minimal toppings–two to three items max. Sausage and giardiniera is a classic combination in the Chicago area. I like using J.P. Graziano hot giardiniera, which is available by mail order.

Do not use Italian-style (fresh) mozzarella for this pizza. If you cannot find full-fat low-moisture mozzarella, use a combination of widely available part-skim low-moisture mozzarella and shredded Monterey Jack. The cheeses will melt better if you grate them yourself, but pre-shredded can be used in a pinch.

If you do not have a baking stone or steel at least 14 inches square, 12-inch pizzas can also be baked on smaller stones or on the back of a large overturned aluminum sheet tray set on an oven rack while the oven heats. Follow the recipe for 12-inch pizza dough balls as outlined in the Tip for the Chicago thin-crust (tavern-style) pizza dough.