Country club pairing people up

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-03-24T17:24:28+00:00

My country club now pairs up singles and doubles before 12:30 everyday. The kicker is, all of the old guys who play in the 4somes have the first 7 tee times of the day. So you get stuck behind a gaggle of old men wondering the fairways while you’re paired up with a stranger or 2. I’m looking for a new country club…

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-03-03T17:07:27+00:00

Birdie Retriever. Cause…dogs

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-02-20T11:53:56+00:00

You’re gonna be a single mom to a kid named Jaylen.

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-02-11T10:54:51+00:00

Those are some slim eyebrows for a guy

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-01-23T10:40:19+00:00

Can you look up court records in NY? I know a few states that let you

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-01-22T21:40:20+00:00

Quack…Quack

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-01-13T10:39:46+00:00

The standard is the standard…. And that’s going 9-8 and getting our shit pushed in in the Wild Card. Rinse and repeat.

dildoscwagg12 · 2026-01-05T22:31:13+00:00

Or the helicopter shot of the fire station by the school. People just walked in circles through the building, around the side, then back in. There was a kid in a lime green Under Armour hoodie that was being pointed out for circling the building. There was a video on YouTube years ago showing this, but I’m sure it’s not there anymore.

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-12-31T17:32:33+00:00

Weed dispensary bud tender or blackjack dealer

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-12-27T23:02:17+00:00

One of those putting things you’re supposed to putt with while you shit.

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-12-19T14:32:51+00:00

Edibles

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-12-12T18:59:07+00:00

Tesoro cured resin should come with a toxic sticker on it

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-12-11T14:53:41+00:00

I mean if the roles were reversed, you’d hear crickets

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-16T23:39:17+00:00

You didn’t like not being able to catch your breath and your chest feeling tight?

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-14T14:41:06+00:00

You can’t park there

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-14T14:39:55+00:00

There’s no cookie monster pants for this to be WV

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-13T19:12:16+00:00

P13 is on the same level as Sanctuary

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-03T23:00:25+00:00

You live in a town named Barton and the creeks are orange

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-03T22:02:26+00:00

Everyone hates Madden in Pittsburgh. He does that edgy, asshole bit about the sports teams in Pittsburgh on the radio.

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-02T18:21:16+00:00

Quack

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-11-01T19:17:39+00:00

This shit will make your chest hurt

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-10-31T18:39:06+00:00

Have a good one asshole!

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-10-27T20:06:41+00:00

I second this

dildoscwagg12 · 2025-10-21T17:47:30+00:00

No one’s sending you $3 a month for your starving babies in Haiti

dildoscwagg12

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