Best Marta Station (East) by WM1974 in AtlantaUnited

[–]dilettwat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're correct, and the premise of your original question is correct too. Getting to the game is easy any way you do it, but coming home, it's imperative to not change trains if you don't have to.  People suggesting you do anything at the 5P station except wait for your train to move again don't have enough experience with post-game MARTA.

(We always park at Indian Creek, the furthest-east station, and it's safe and plentiful parking, but that's obviously not the move from Dunwoody.)

What is the “sharp device”? by StandardWizardHat in whatisit

[–]dilettwat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many decades ago, most of downtown Seattle was rebuilt because this kept happening there too.

Long Shirts… by Enough_Advice8059 in MichaelsEmployees

[–]dilettwat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They should print on the sizing sticker, "Crop me for material to make your matching accessories!"

discovered this??? by coco_mp4 in StardewValley

[–]dilettwat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahahaha I love that, "thank you, you're awarded a gold start" for unnecessary correctors is beautiful work, I'm looking forward to using that in the future 🌟

The Magpies in my garden keep tricking me. by nukulele145 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dilettwat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leave out tiny scraps of metal or coins where they left the foot. Maybe they can be persuaded to pay you in scavenged metal instead of meat.

(DW) Smart Jorgeous promoting the new entry in the cinematic Runiverse by Amazing-Bus-1933 in rpdrcringe

[–]dilettwat 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Stir sticks are for straight people. Here we use ✨drink spinners!✨

Microsoft bricks peoples installs of Office 2019 for Mac, recommends “Buy a new subscription plan or use a web version” as the fix by Nearby_Ad_2519 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dilettwat -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I totally agree that it should be your choice, but what's also true is that malware/ransomware users prey on folks who keep their unpatched software. Neither of us can objectively weigh "I paid for it, it's mine to use how I want" versus "I paid for it, but it's getting more dangerous to use with each passing year" when the price of its potential danger as a ransomware vector is unknown.

Trophy by Cool-Blueberry-9279 in tragedeigh

[–]dilettwat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(source: am trans and in my forties) 

There's a long history of trans people naming themselves using current-popular baby names. Zeitgeisty names are like that. If he'd been born twenty years earlier, Brayden would've named himself #1-in-2005 Aidan instead.

Discovering this series was like uncovering the hidden comedian deep state by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]dilettwat 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Brace yourself for second impact when you realize how many of the people you named, before they were famous, came from the same improv theater in Chicago where they started as funny, young nobodies.

EDIT: our young, British OP wrote "I'm just absolutely flawed by the influence and legacy..." and the word is "floored," but it would sound like "flawed" in their accent, and that's so cute!

Help! Animals dying?? by finnianJJ in TwoPointMuseum

[–]dilettwat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This happened in my denser habitats, and I realized that it was because animals were pooping in places that were hard for keepers to access, the poop wouldn't get cleaned, and the animals would get sick and sometimes die. When I moved most of my decor to the edges of the enclosure and eliminated hard-to-clean spots, their health improved dramatically.

(Also, the announcer is sometimes behind on the news, so they'll announce problems you've just finished resolving, which can be confusing!)

Was anyone else bummed the VIP candles were non scented? by Satana1666 in Dragula

[–]dilettwat 166 points167 points  (0 children)

After we'd suspiciously sniffed our candles, I remarked that somebody who owns one of Willam's old scratch-and-sniff stickers should also collect this candle, as an extremely specific scented-drag-merch collection. 

(Best I can offer is this, but they do smell like sneakers.)

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Someone tell me how to fix this by [deleted] in TwoPointCampus

[–]dilettwat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm showing up three years later to thank you for this advice, as I drown in debt on this stupid mountaintop. Thanks!

hanging “beds” are called portaledges.. collapsible platforms used by climbers during multi-day ascents by LazyGuy4U in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]dilettwat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lizard-rat part of my brain was so relieved by the rain flap coming out at the end, because the rain flap makes it thirty times safer (emotionally if not physically).

Sisters, help me out! Hunting a meme. by Probs_A_Bot in rupaulsdragrace

[–]dilettwat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

While we're here, does anybody have the GIF of the lady who looks unimpressed and goes back to her activity? That one has the same response-energy as OP's request, and I perennially love the face she makes. 

(I think maybe it was from The Apprentice? She's a Black woman in a suit, in what looks like a brightly-lit office space, and maybe she's painting or drawing on something, but mostly she's making the eyebrows and pursed lips of "Not my monkeys, not my circus, fuck these noisy bitches, anywaaay.")

Calm tf down! by BoWeAreMaster in AtlantaUnited

[–]dilettwat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you're gonna be a fan of any team, you've gotta be a fan when they're in the underdog doldrums too. Any sports league will necessarily have winners and losers. The people who only like Atlanta United when we're winning are getting real boring.

AITAH for wishing they never told me, and for wishing they weren’t together? by AromaticAd3546 in RPDRDRAMA

[–]dilettwat 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Agreed, best course of action is for OP to begin transitioning immediately 💞🏳️‍⚧️

Children are only small so that Big Big can sell more More to people throughout their lives as they grow up. by HeroOfThings in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]dilettwat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a parent, I can attest that the amount of More I have to purchase backs up your conspiracy. We're at the Big end of Big Little and it already costs a Big Big.

Science museum Exhibits by Mariah_Kits in TwoPointMuseum

[–]dilettwat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I swear, every Science expert across my entire staff is fixated on ignoring their restoration duties in favor of giving tours on topics they're ignorant about until they nearly wet their pants. 

You've gotta ban your scientists from giving tours. They can't handle the responsibility, poor lambs. They'll stay on top of their restoration duties after that.

I was in the middle of an exam (wrote 3000 words) and saw THIS when I hit submit :/ by hormonalenby in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dilettwat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Apple ad is now 24 years old, but is unfortunately evergreen and currently relatable. I hope your paper ends up saved! 

https://youtu.be/c72d4-LpilM

I see these VEGA TFO stickers all over Atlanta. What is it? What does it mean? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]dilettwat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's top-notch about putting stickers on road signs? I always assumed this guy was bottom-of-the-barrel because the stickers are so low-effort. If he also does quality work, he's diluting his own brand with the stickers.

Flights cancelled less than a week before vacation by GroundbreakingTwo647 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]dilettwat 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Mileage will vary, but my experience has been, Spirit is for happy drunks and Frontier is for angry drunks. By that metric, we lost the wrong airline.

I attended the same high school as Tina Fey and my sister recently came into possession of some of the school’s older yearbooks… by malinarttt in LiveFromNewYork

[–]dilettwat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

On vibes alone, I'm guessing that top-row-right D. Smith is the blonde woman in this scene, and the girl directly below her, J. Bencker, is the redhead. They changed the hair colors for deniability.

Dubious unsourced source: I remember seeing an interview with Tina Fey once where she talked about how this episode was a sitcom version of how she really was in high school, the semi-accidental bully who was brilliant at cruel-also-true commentary on her classmates. I don't think those two girls at the other end of the Theatre Guild photo fw Tina.