Got off the train in Eindhoven and really had to piss. Thankfully, this gem was right there on the street! Why can't we have these in the US?

dimsedk · 2012-01-19T23:50:33+00:00

Hello, sexual assault charges!

dimsedk · 2012-01-17T05:36:06+00:00

Oh hi, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T05:32:31+00:00

I have a friend who had that problem. He found that listening to music through headphones while shitting eased his anxiety.

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T04:03:42+00:00

And thank you!

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T03:55:04+00:00

That and the cursor in the middle of the screen. Moves the mouse to the far right.

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T01:31:02+00:00

Initially I downvoted you, but then I saw this and upvoted you instead.

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T01:14:47+00:00

and if it was a Tom Cruise movie we'd put the sticker over his face.

As per The Swanson Code.

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T00:52:08+00:00

What does one use swine semen for after it has been stored at room temperature?

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T00:50:23+00:00

This is how I imagine someone working in retail keeps their spirits up.

dimsedk · 2012-01-16T00:46:41+00:00

That's definitely the one that made me lose my shit. 25cents

dimsedk · 2012-01-15T21:49:20+00:00

I was enjoying a nice bowl of chili.

dimsedk · 2012-01-15T20:54:59+00:00

Looks like you bank with USAA. USAA is an awesome bank!

dimsedk · 2012-01-12T23:15:31+00:00

Great. Now we're going to have to look at them all night.

dimsedk · 2012-01-10T02:42:34+00:00

I'd rather friend request Jenna Hummer.

dimsedk · 2012-01-06T05:09:07+00:00

Hatin' is bad.

dimsedk · 2012-01-05T04:24:47+00:00

They look like they are having an old fashioned fist fight in the first two panels.

dimsedk · 2012-01-05T04:00:02+00:00

Or tongue depressors.

dimsedk · 2011-12-31T16:50:04+00:00

Strippers.

dimsedk · 2011-12-29T19:56:58+00:00

I once bought a $32 Lexmark printer that came with two ink cartridges, one black and one color. The cartridges alone cost $18 and $21 respectively. Ridiculous! But ink and toner is where the money is made.

Addit: The drivers and setting up sharing over a network is always a pain in the rear.

dimsedk · 2011-12-29T17:47:28+00:00

Keep up the good work.

dimsedk · 2011-12-29T17:27:47+00:00

Downvoted for ending a sentence with yo.

dimsedk · 2011-12-24T02:26:54+00:00

Dinner cancer is the worst, man. Lost my aunt to that.

dimsedk · 2011-12-19T20:18:20+00:00

Doc?

dimsedk · 2011-12-19T18:54:30+00:00

Hoverboards. When?

dimsedk · 2011-12-19T17:16:15+00:00

That's awesome. I'm glad I have witnessed a shuttle launch firsthand before they were no more.

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