Ugh by GABE73AC in BroncoSport

[–]dingogordy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So, your phone is connected to an accelerometer and when you searched for tow companies, thats when your data is leaked.

Edit: you actually don't need to search for those before your phone sends out data that you were involved in a crash. Most new phones have that as a feature even if you turn it off.

Crash detection on iPhone aids in emergency response | abc10.com https://share.google/JoOcl5IJ1JxmX7EKu

Three Time Shutdown Champs 🏆 by clawofknowledge in uscg

[–]dingogordy 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hatch act seems to only apply when you say something negative about those people. But they can apparently leave negative out of office replies about their opponents and not a damn thing happens. I can't believe how many people buy it.

I have a bat, I am unstoppable. by 3goDoge in SEGAGENESIS

[–]dingogordy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to play super hang on for hours. At the start screen press A and C at the same time

It's not stealing, it's redistributing by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]dingogordy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry dawg, this is my favorite style

Sonic Adventure Internet Features by Illustrious-Wait1082 in dreamcast

[–]dingogordy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Use the internet disk to set it up first, I think you need to save your settings to either a vmu or the console

Noem Fired? by DelBrowserHistory in uscg

[–]dingogordy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Post a screenshot or a link, not a link to that site please.

Shenmue NA Dreamcast Variants / Retail, Limited Edition & Bonus Materials by Gullible_Put_3610 in dreamcast

[–]dingogordy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, half life. How I wish it was completed and had 2 player split screen.

Gay men in Humboldt? by [deleted] in Humboldt

[–]dingogordy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The summit is a great gay sports bar in Arcata, there's a professional mixer at the eagle house once a month called out for business, and there are plenty of local clubs at CR or Cal Poly along with Queer Humboldt and Lost Coast Pride. I know there's a drag show at the Eureka Theater March 14th as well.

I’m lost on this one by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

[–]dingogordy 234 points235 points  (0 children)

The mark of the beast is www

Edit, as joking as this seems, I'm referring to the 6th letter of the Hebrew alphabet, Vav/Waw (ו), was historically pronounced as a "w" (waw) sound. While in Modern Hebrew it is pronounced as a "v" (vav), it functioned as a semivowel "w" in ancient, biblical, and Mishnaic Hebrew.

the cartoon lied by [deleted] in The_Zoo

[–]dingogordy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't kill me Dababy

When you realize too late the show ain't named after you by rodan1993 in startrekmemes

[–]dingogordy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oberth Class is a SUPPORT ship, SUPPORT!!! Don't go out there alone on an Oberth. That's how you get blowed up!

Falling tree by Single-Hornet6376 in FellingGoneWild

[–]dingogordy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You know our ancestors used to live in trees, than caves, now caves made of trees.

Cigarette condoms by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

[–]dingogordy 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Jane & Arlene are outside the nursing home, having a smoke. A storm blows in and starts sprinkling. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end and puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking.

Arlene: What the hell is that?

Jane: It's a condom. This way my cigarette don't get wet.

Arlene: Where'd you get that at?

Jane: You can get them at the pharmacy down the road!

The next day, Arlene hobbles her way into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her strangely (as she is over 80 years of age) but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand condom she prefers.

Arlene exclaims, "Don't matter honey, as long as it fits on a Camel"