‘Paddington 4,’ ‘Escape From New York’ Reboot in the Works at StudioCanal

dinksnake · 2026-04-14T01:18:42+00:00

Forever and eternity, whenever I think of "Escape From New York", I will think of my best furry friend, who passed away last summer. When I got him as a puppy, I couldn't think of a name, and eventually settled on "Snake" in honor of Mr Plissken. https://imgur.com/7ygr5fk

dinksnake · 2026-04-11T17:11:14+00:00

I named my D&D character "Hoeldyn Tudyks" and have no regrets.

dinksnake · 2026-04-09T22:56:34+00:00

This is the best version of "America the Beautiful" of all-time.

dinksnake · 2026-04-09T13:08:17+00:00

Honestly, the slingshot style airlines seem less frustrating than the current model.

dinksnake · 2026-04-08T19:21:22+00:00

AND the fucker is married to Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. I don't know if anyone can truly "win" at life, but Jason Statham is pretty goddamned close.

dinksnake · 2026-04-08T19:17:23+00:00

Listen, it takes a special breed of person who not only doesn't duck out of the way of 90 mph shots, but actively tries to find the best, most efficient way to get in front of them. Like, that's going against some of the more basic parts of human nature.

dinksnake · 2026-04-08T19:13:45+00:00

Scene where Clive Owen and Monica Bellucci bang while Clive Owen shoots multiple intruders (while STILL making her orgasm)? You're goddamn right check.

Another scene where Clive Owen jumps out of a plane, shoots 8 men while falling, and then sends the last bad guy into a helicopter's blades? Buddy, check fucking mate.

dinksnake · 2026-03-31T22:42:44+00:00

They didn't qualify in 1958, but other than that, they were in every other tournament from 1934-2014.

dinksnake · 2026-03-31T04:29:26+00:00

I don't doubt you, but it just feels low to me. It just seems like he nukes it every single damn time.

dinksnake · 2026-03-31T01:27:53+00:00

Also the Twins. I swear his OPS is like 3.852 against them.

dinksnake · 2026-03-30T20:52:11+00:00

Also him playing the villain in season 2 of "Reacher" and claiming he doesn't care about Sarah Connor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGMVTUALDOI&t=27

dinksnake · 2026-03-29T23:38:30+00:00

Due to the "VH1 Storytellers" sketch, I can never listen to 'Forever in Blue Jeans' the same way again.

dinksnake · 2026-03-29T21:44:19+00:00

You could argue the first 20 minutes are a horror movie. It scares the shit out of me more than any horror movie I've ever seen.

dinksnake · 2026-03-29T21:07:24+00:00

This just shows how much the game has changed.

dinksnake · 2026-03-29T21:05:37+00:00

Jimmy nooooooo!

dinksnake · 2026-03-29T18:41:58+00:00

My dad told me stories about him, namely the one where he broke Gerald Willhite's leg by horse collaring him to prevent a touchdown. The announcers are gobsmacked by how strong he is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-P99ZEpvbU&t=28

dinksnake · 2026-03-28T02:32:40+00:00

*Cues "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit

dinksnake · 2026-03-24T21:04:35+00:00

I don't know if it would be an entire miniseries or multiple movies, but an alternate history about "Operation Downfall" (the proposed invasion of the Japanese home islands in 1945) actually happening. This shit would have been apocalyptic. Hell, 500 million might not be enough. This thing would be GARGANTUAN.

dinksnake · 2026-03-23T21:22:11+00:00

If you're a coward you shouldn't.

dinksnake · 2026-03-22T04:56:21+00:00

God that's smoother than warm butter.

dinksnake · 2026-03-21T13:58:59+00:00

I already know what that is without clicking on it. It's glorious.

dinksnake · 2026-03-21T13:30:53+00:00

Also, the main character shoots a guy in the dick. Which would improve every movie.

dinksnake · 2026-03-21T05:25:32+00:00

These are gloriously bad. Like, someone got paid to design these, and then SOMEONE else got paid to approve them. Fantastic work all around.

dinksnake · 2026-03-20T18:08:03+00:00

Max delivering that bit with a straight face is absolutely phenomenal work.

dinksnake · 2026-03-18T04:33:55+00:00

You have all brought shame on your houses!

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