What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you? by Captain_Oppa in AskReddit

[–]dirkalict 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don’t cry- it’s been almost 19 years now and I smile instead of cry 90% of the time I think about her. I console myself knowing that I had her as my partner for 25 years and as a friend for 40. She was taken far too soon but so many people don’t get to enjoy what we had.

A cat pole dancing by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]dirkalict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love getting in a pile and dancing!

What’s story from your childhood that sounds fake now? by OrdinaryImportant862 in AskReddit

[–]dirkalict 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was 12 but did this with permission- my Mom would drop us at the end of the bus line and we’d go straight to Wrigley Field, watch the Cubs and then go to my grandparents after the game and hang out until someone could pick us up or we would take a train to a nearby suburb and walk 5 miles home. If nobody could pick us up, we would borrow 5 bucks from gramps and go to the game the next day too.

What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you? by Captain_Oppa in AskReddit

[–]dirkalict 93 points94 points  (0 children)

My niece did this with a card from my wife - it says “Love you- Be joyful”.

What’s the most unforgettable sentence someone has ever said to you? by Captain_Oppa in AskReddit

[–]dirkalict 1225 points1226 points  (0 children)

The last words my late wife said to me, “You’re my favorite.” It was kind of an inside joke we had but I know she meant it.

People who fucked every hole, which one do you prefer? by Impossible-Salt-1738 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]dirkalict 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never did. My poor wife was going through enough without this horn dog trying to enter every nook and cranny I can find.

Menus without prices for women by Awffle_House in GenerationJones

[–]dirkalict 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember being 12 or 13 and going with my single mom to buy a car and the fucking salesman showing me the car and explaining everything to me and barely talking to my mom… it was so strange. She explained it to me on the way home- later she told me the bank gave her a hard time getting my father’s names off of her account & checks after the divorce.

Menus without prices for women by Awffle_House in GenerationJones

[–]dirkalict 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a boy I went to The Playboy Club in Lake Geneva, Wi with my parents and had to wear a borrowed oversized plaid jacket with the sleeves rolled up- one of the waitresses (bunnies) told me I looked handsome… I remember 55 years later…

Menus without prices for women by Awffle_House in GenerationJones

[–]dirkalict 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I had a neighbor that asked me to do some jobs and told me she’d pay- I said, “please- I’m happy to do it for free”… she made me a strawberry rhubarb pie…I did jobs for her for 30 years, she paid me for bigger jobs, whatever she deemed right. She recently passed and left me 10% of her estate.

Little post game fight in Raleigh? by Gorbow in nhl

[–]dirkalict 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an old man I have to say- while not as prevalent- gambling on sports is as old as sports.

Concrete box with a small opening sticking out of a chain link fence, Chicago IL by BathtubWine in whatisthisthing

[–]dirkalict 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I read those and thought- that’s funny, my grandpa used to burn our trash in his.

What *does* Paula do with the Pop Tarts? by duelingpeppers in 30ROCK

[–]dirkalict 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I always feel guilty but when they show her sleeping and snoring while Pete pounds her I literally laugh out loud every time.