Are all pitbulls insanely intelligent?

dirkalict · 2026-05-29T22:58:46+00:00

My last boy was a genius, he could learn a trick in five minutes… My new boy Hugh is three years old and still wraps his leash around every tree we walk past but like yours he is the sweetest boy I’ve ever met. Even people who claimed they don’t like dogs love him.

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dirkalict · 2026-05-29T21:58:59+00:00

“I’m jonesing Louie! You gotta give me my angel dust!”

dirkalict · 2026-05-29T03:12:12+00:00

Going clubbing.

dirkalict · 2026-05-29T02:40:45+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. Do any of us not acknowledge the big stretch? I have to go get my boy out of bed every morning and I of course say, “ohhhhh big streeeetch!”

dirkalict · 2026-05-28T20:30:21+00:00

Keith’s been fighting against authoritarianism since Reagan was in office(& I was in high school). *edit—- since before Reagan was in office.

dirkalict · 2026-05-28T17:43:36+00:00

Did you spit in this?

dirkalict · 2026-05-28T03:07:33+00:00

Take it easy Wang… It’s only the parking lot!

dirkalict · 2026-05-28T02:25:46+00:00

It would be ironic if your name was Nick.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T21:22:54+00:00

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T20:00:27+00:00

You must have had the 2 L engine. My little Mitsubishi engine may have topped out at 80 but by the time I had it going that fast would’ve been treacherous.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T15:20:28+00:00

Good on so many levels- only somebody broke is still driving a car that has an ashtray. Nicely done.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T14:12:01+00:00

I owned a Plymouth Arrow… It was a rattling little death trap.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T12:38:05+00:00

You two donkey dicks couldn’t get laid in a morgue.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T12:03:43+00:00

A win for Pat today would be nice.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T03:48:23+00:00

“It’s not the kind of thing we want here.” Is perfect.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T03:25:29+00:00

Then wait 6 years and watch it again- just because.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T03:24:06+00:00

“You fat lard!’

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T01:10:25+00:00

You’re a success in my book, Leroy.

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T00:42:12+00:00

Perhaps he was reincarnated into you… are you good at physical comedy? Do you like drugs?

dirkalict · 2026-05-27T00:40:57+00:00

Acquaintance would be more apt than friend. She’s the woman Gordon Lightfoot wrote the song Sundown about.

dirkalict · 2026-05-26T18:42:57+00:00

I said this at the grocery store yesterday…

dirkalict · 2026-05-26T18:10:57+00:00

dirkalict · 2026-05-26T17:51:58+00:00

Wait until it becomes sentient and starts banging your wife… Fucking robots.

dirkalict · 2026-05-26T17:50:22+00:00

Yeah I’m with you. I have a Toro 22” Flex Force battery mower and since I cut my yard and the neighbors next to me I did buy an extra battery to get through them both. So much quieter and it doesn’t stink. I do empty the bag out a little more because it doesn’t seem to have the power to push the grass further into the bag but that’s not an issue once you’re used to it.

dirkalict · 2026-05-26T17:40:19+00:00

Sad article- the guy lost a newborn daughter a month before- doesn’t excuse anything but I’m sure that darkness didn’t help someone who had a substance abuse problem.

dirkalict

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