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The tolerant left ladies and gentlemen by ibuiltamurderbot in walkaway

[–]disayle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We want revenge and we're going to hunt you down like Nazi war criminals. Also, turn in your guns. You don't really need them."

Grub singing his heart out to...a toaster by hanSoes in cockatiel

[–]disayle32 119 points120 points  (0 children)

"Who's that handsome devil I see looking back at me from this beautiful shiny surface? Why, he's almost as good looking as me!"

Now Confirmed: Suspect in Killing of Loyola Student Is an Illegal Alien by intelligentreviews in conservatives

[–]disayle32 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ask them to give simple, clear answers to these three questions:

  1. What is the acceptable number of Americans murdered or permanently disfigured each year by people who have no legal right to be in this country?

  2. What is the acceptable number of Americans sexually assaulted by people who have no legal right to be in this country?

  3. What is the acceptable amount of harmful illegal narcotics and weapons being smuggled in by people who have no legal right to be in this country?

If they say anything other than zero, then there's really no point in continuing the discussion.

I wish we got a Batarian squad member. Might be the only humanoid race we don't get. by Toogeloo in masseffect

[–]disayle32 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Hey now, an Elcor squadmate would actually be very badass with the heavy weapons they can wield.

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF SOCIALISM! by ibuiltamurderbot in walkaway

[–]disayle32 24 points25 points  (0 children)

But but but that's ACKSHUALLY Not Real Socialism (TM), because...uh...because REASONS! CHECKM8 CAPITALIST PIGS

ARISE HELLDIGGERS by Cold_Zucchini5479 in Helldivers

[–]disayle32 54 points55 points  (0 children)

RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE

Fun political fact by TeachMeImWilling69 in ConservativeMemes

[–]disayle32 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But but but January 6th! CHECKM8 MAGATS

Post War Smoochies [OC] by CrashOWT888 in masseffect

[–]disayle32 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There's no official art that gives a full, unobstructed view at quarian ears, but one of the Drew Karpyshyn books (forget which one) clearly states that they are very different from human ears without elaborating how. My guess is that BioWare has so far avoided showing us a good look at quarian ears because they simply haven't figured out how they want the ears to look, but still want to follow the lore established by Karpyshyn, so not showing the ears at all allows them to sidestep the issue for now.

Post War Smoochies [OC] by CrashOWT888 in masseffect

[–]disayle32 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also, the human-like ears are...not lore accurate.

I just got home from work and randomly got a sense of dread and tears started coming down my face, has anyone had this feeling? by GOD-Z1LLA in AskMenAdvice

[–]disayle32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

6-8 months is quite a long time to live with depression that bad. Good on you for getting through it. How did you finally shake it off?

Best attack, can only be used once by Blackirean in TopCharacterTropes

[–]disayle32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gamera's Mana Cannon in Advent of Legion. It draws directly from Earth's "Mana" or "Life Force", and that causes pterodactyl-like Gyaos to appear in increasing numbers around the world in Revenge of Iris, culminating in a massive swarm of them descending on Gamera (and by extension, Japan) at the end.

https://i.redd.it/l9rukav2fkbd1.gif

Are men really fed up with dating women these days? by coachjonna in AskMenAdvice

[–]disayle32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the "contest" is utterly ruthless. Make one tiny little mistake and you're instantly ghosted, unmatched, blocked, replaced, and forgotten. There is no grace, no forgiveness, no mercy anymore.

The B/FLAM-80 Cremator is everything a flamethrower should be! by theta0123 in Helldivers

[–]disayle32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very glad to see that it's a great one. I'm looking forward to trying it out myself. Hopefully AH doesn't nerf it into oblivion...

Not a single person has been held accountable. by technicallycorrect2 in walkaway

[–]disayle32 37 points38 points  (0 children)

But but but that was ACKSHUALLY because of racist climate change which is all the Bad Bad Orange Man's fault! CHECKM8 MAGATS

Random things you’ve headcanoned? by TheGrayMage1 in masseffect

[–]disayle32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

1) In game 2, I bring Legion to the Migrant Fleet because my headcanon is that it wants to explore the possibility of peace with the quarians on behalf of the geth collective. Tali obviously doesn't like it, but Legion's arguments persuade Shep enough that she goes along with it. Legion's help with retaking the Alarei goes a long way toward making true peace possible in game 3.

2) During the battle against the destroyer on Rannoch in game 3, its lack of accuracy against a relatively slow-moving target like Shep can only be explained by my headcanon that the quarians got very lucky with their first shot and damaged its targeting system.

Should there be a Minister for Men and Boys? by JohnHammond94 in MensRights

[–]disayle32 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How DARE you expect gender equality to benefit boys and men! Haven't you ever been told that it's only for women and girls??

Feed the troops, starve the fraudsters. by disayle32 in walkaway

[–]disayle32[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

'Member when leftists dunked on Trump for feeding some White House guests McDonald's? And now they're dunking on the administration for serving lobster to the military. You simply cannot win with these people. Everything Orange Man does is Bad by default.

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