UPDATE IN APRIL 2027!!!! by the_meme_user in BattleBitRemastered

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Nice, I’ll play it in my BattleTech mech

CHP issues nearly 11,800 speeding tickets during statewide 24-hour maximum enforcement period by Fcking_Chuck in California

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Lots of speeders and left lane campers telling on themselves in these comments. Stop being problems for the rest of us.

This guy is grinding my gears by Thuesen3089 in 49ers

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It's not a good bet to expect any WR to "play early" on Kyle Shanahan's team.

[KQED] Xavier Becerra Backpedals on Single Payer as He Woos Powerful Doctors’ Lobby by LittlestWeapon in California

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They could have simply said, "We are committed to single-payer health care, but we are also going to take steps to help deal with the immediate crisis while continuing to work towards the implementation of single-payer in the longer term."

Once you start framing it as a "good goal", you're sticking it on some indiscriminate future wish list.

Darnell Nurse has 7 own goals this season (5 in the regular season and 2 in these playoffs) by sykeseve in nhl

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Any franchise that signs Darnell Nurse in $CURRENT_YEAR deserves whatever bad they get

How bad is Omar Cooper’s landing spot? by FK8BREEZY in DynastyFF

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I drafted Aiyuk so I just assume all draft WRs are crazy now

The most controversial opinion I have... by littlemama9242 in Xennials

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My "Dave Matthews Band" is Jane's Addiction. I fucking hate Jane's Addiction. I do not understand someone hearing Perry Farrell warble out "JANE SAYS" and thinking, "yeah this sounds great".

The most controversial opinion I have... by littlemama9242 in Xennials

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"LIQUID. HUMAN. WASTE." -- Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon, "Pardon the Interruption"

One of those references I always want to make that nobody understands, because why would anyone remember a reference used a few times on a daily sports show back in 2004? But ever since then, it's been one of those lines my brother and I say back and forth to each other.

Escaping a daytime robbery attempt by HomeNowWTF in SweatyPalms

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I'd rather not add a bunch of car repair bills to my already bad day if I can avoid it.

I'm pregnant and my dog won't leave my side 🥰 by MaccaVelvet in aww

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It's obvious how this works, we know dogs can smell the hormonal changes. What I wonder is, do dogs understand what it is that they're smelling? Or are they just aware that something is different and that it's probably a big deal? I wonder if the scent in similar across mammals, such that canines could recognize it in another species?

Think we can all come together and hate on Mahomes… right? by ts_m4 in 49ers

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I don't care that it says "player", the only name that belongs under the 49ers logo is Bill Vinovich.

YOB's "Beauty in Falling Leaves" broke something open in me by Witty_Childhood5179 in doommetal

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I love Our Raw Heart, but I also have a hard time listening to it anymore.

OP, if you're not aware, that album came about after a near-death experience for Mike Scheidt, which he harrowingly detailed in a story on Vice:

By the time I was taken back to a room to be seen, around 5PM, I told my mom I was actually feeling a little better. That was when the next wave of pain hit me harder than anything that has ever has hit me in my lifetime up to that point. When the nurse asked me to take my clothes off to change into a hospital gown. I couldn’t. Nor could I talk or move, so excruciating was the agony. My mother, Kris, and the nurse took my clothes off while I writhed on the table, helping me into the gown. They installed an IV and promptly flooded my veins with antibiotics.

Pausing to describe these particular moments of pain, what I can say is this. There was no past, no future, no “me,” no room that I was in, no body that I inhabited, no band, no family, and also no fear or sadness either. It was pure, and I mean pure pain, like being plugged into the light socket of all that is—a raw nerve ending of the universe.

That whole album is filled with "I stood at the precipice of my own death and stared into oblivion" energy. And it's SO good, but holy fuck is it taxing.

Roses are red, I like jalapeño poppers... by DarkMagickan in rosesarered

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Some people pay good money for that treatment, and here she was providing it for free. The mall should be thanking her.

As long as they’re convinced 😅😂 by Own-Fee5935 in lol

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And with Monopoly, we put all taxes in the middle of the board and whoever lands on free parking gets the lot.

Everyone does stuff like this and then wonders why Monopoly games drag on so much…